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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #250 on: July 04, 2013, 12:49:19 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #251 on: July 05, 2013, 02:05:21 AM »
Youv'e just been "dj181ed"...  he chases you around the board... asks you a million questions and your advice and kisses your ass for a month, you are nice enough to respond to his posts and give him some really good information, and try to help the guy...and he says " nah,  i think I'll do what I'm doing" ...all 165 pounds of him.

Complete waste of time taking him seriously.



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #252 on: July 05, 2013, 08:04:47 AM »
prime muscle, theres no ecto endo meso morfs, other than structure.

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in the concentration camps,i bet the jewish were all mixes of morfs, and the survivors all came shredded.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #253 on: July 06, 2013, 01:45:09 AM »
After the failed attempt on Flex's life, he has just learned that the Dragon Clan has put out another hit on him...paid for by the stoic man in the front.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #254 on: July 06, 2013, 03:15:09 AM »
If that is real, it is about as sick as Branch winning shows.  ;D




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #255 on: July 06, 2013, 08:34:59 AM »
Haha, I laugh squarely in faces of any toolshed that buys these clowns' 'book'.

 Oh fucking brother, people spamming their websites and forums get shit-canned but some Eastern European self-proclaimed pimp and jailbird that looks like a schoolboy next to anyone else in a photo, and some semi-gimmick that doesn't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're', are selling their heap of shitty, derivative crap all over the site.

Gali posts almost as infuriatingly as gh15 and recently posted a picture - he later deleted - of him topless in a nightclub surrounded by women that ALL outmassed him. No one - assuming his pic is real and he isn't really fatass snakeboy - looks like any generic, dime-a-dozen juicer walking around any gym in any small/mid-sized town. These clowns think people should pay 20 bucks to read their drivel.

Here , I'll post the book now:

take drugs.

eat lean protein and veggies.

diet.

Then you can look like a gypo that is smaller than bitches in a nightclub and some dude that walked out of a fire with 3rd degree burns , turkey neck, and a flabby lower belly that wobbles in the wind. HAHAHAHHAHA.

This has to be a fucking joke. Two nobodies that look no different to most guys after decades of drugs trying to sell a formula that everybody already knows. Fuck that, I'd rather read Groink's books because at 49 he is genuinely outstanding and has something he could possbily impart. Then again, he's already honest enough to tell it like it is and what he's up to. No begging for 20 bucks. Hell, you can bareback tbombz for that!

Getbiggers, hang your collective heads in shame. LOL.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #256 on: July 06, 2013, 11:59:34 AM »
I bet he* smells terrible.




* Jason Genova

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #257 on: July 06, 2013, 01:14:30 PM »


The S.S. No Homo set out on a three-hour tour to spot male sirens in the calm, azure waters. Tbombz had himself tied to the bow so he could withstand their fatal allure. Bag Ach and DJ didn't give a shit.

Aftermath: Alas, Big Ach didn't make it back to land, and the rubber pterodactyl soon turned the tables to DJ's briny discontent.
Tbombz survived (and booked his next cruise), he just smells like chum and scum.  




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #258 on: July 06, 2013, 01:17:50 PM »
this dude is pretty diesel



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will you stop talking about girls in other threads, the facade has long since slipped.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #259 on: July 06, 2013, 02:17:26 PM »
i feel sorry for myself i wasnt a teen in the 2nd world war.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #260 on: July 06, 2013, 02:56:02 PM »
'swoli-o-huuuuuuuuge.
With a heart of fireworks and roasted kidneys the sky's the limit - literally.




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #261 on: July 06, 2013, 04:21:17 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #262 on: July 06, 2013, 09:15:38 PM »
The calm moments before the launching of Operation Desert Schwarm.*

*Neologism: Schwarm (n) def = whenever a swarm of Schwänze are deployed to annihilate Jay's anus.




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #263 on: July 06, 2013, 10:29:52 PM »
Nice job with these updates FitnessFrenzy  8)

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #264 on: July 06, 2013, 10:41:52 PM »
Nice job with these updates FitnessFrenzy  8)

thanks, bro.  :)

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #265 on: July 07, 2013, 12:22:08 AM »
I envy black men for their porn star & Coleman genetics.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #266 on: July 07, 2013, 12:49:47 AM »
"Thanks TA, your principles really do work."

LOL

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #267 on: July 07, 2013, 01:51:42 AM »
Milos Sarcev's  Koloseum "Nutritional Science"  ;D ;D ;D for destruction of kidneys  :P
How was it possible that Nobel Prize committee didn't reward this institution?  :-\




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #268 on: July 07, 2013, 04:18:15 AM »
I would like to see Phil Heath fight Musclecenter. Coach Huang would use dirty tricks and throw soy sauce in Phil's eyes.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #269 on: July 07, 2013, 01:47:08 PM »
im going to start training with under chris cormier, going to win the LA masters next year, qualify for USA, win USA masters, get pro card, then off to the olympia!

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #270 on: July 07, 2013, 01:48:21 PM »
I wouldn't laugh at cswol.

I would fall over into a ball of maniacal and uncontrollable laughter. Look at that deep hue of penis purple. Holy FUCK is he ever going to die of a heart attack.

Seriously though, I will set aside a few hours of my time to devise an easy to follow, tasty and healthy dietary plan for him. I do a lot of cooking and can come up with a realistic meal plan that he could use to tack some extra years onto his lifespan. He doesn't look like he has much time left on this earth. :-X
Lol!!!! "That deep hue of penis purple" Hahahahha

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #271 on: July 08, 2013, 12:39:31 PM »
Hide in the fucking straw bins my friend. The king will find you.

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Look behind you I'm already there holding Excalibur, ready to strike.....no lube

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #274 on: July 09, 2013, 02:08:42 AM »


marcel and 240 is back are in a tough competition of who has the most morbid and dry humor.  :)