Listen bitch, you're old and worn out, you have two bastard children and cant get a man
you aint getting my autograph when i win the olympia hater
A few months ago DJ182 told me that his physique blew mine out of the water. I quit bodybuilding right then and there and have recently taken up knitting as well as bird watching. It's not a glamorous life but at least I'm not competing here anymore with the Alpha Male King who posts here known as DJ191.
glad you think that's funny 'shizzo'... go back to your minimum wage job and living your life knowing nobody.after I said "fuck no, i'm not asking Larry Ellison to loan me money", he tells me to call another buddy of his he went school with, who happened to be the guy who started/owns "Fiji" water, because he's the guy who fronted his other buddy the cash to start 2xU clothing (a Under Armour knock-off).have fun being a life long loser working min wage before somehow getting on disability and living in a studio and riding the bus to the store where you use your Food stamp card to buy bread and milk.
Are you suggesting that Mangina21stone rides saddle free bicycles down cobbled streets, and protests vehemently against council plans to resurface potholed roads, Army of One?
Funniest shit written on GetBig in weeks
very true. lots of punks in prison who are looking for somebody to look up to. very easy to be one of the "top dogs" so long as you have a little bit of common sense, street smarts, and a touch of muscle or swagger. very easy indeed. now, that being said, to be fair, its also easy as shit to get your ass picked on and punked and even jumped if you project fear, lack of respect for yourself, submissiveness, etc. Guys in there tend to be like vultures. except for the top dogs. we are some pretty cool cats
ROFL!!! Truly masterful! That's not some amateur insult, that took skill. Top fucking shelf!!!
I applaud Mister Swoll, he's gone from asking schmoes to help him out -" http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:BNhho5qGhrsJ:groups.yahoo.com/group/SwollMuscle/+&cd=7&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us ." Welcome to my official yahoo fan group. I'm a 26 yr old straight Bodybuilder originally from Boston, now living down in FLA. I'm a natural bodybuilder training for my first competition and have been doing fitness and other modeling since I was 18. Here is where you can find out more about me including my training,my diet, things I enjoy in my spare time, and any recent model shoots. I am looking for a select few dedicated sponsors who know how to treat a young champion and would like to do so simply for the fact that I work so hard on my body and you can know you are doing your part to sponsor and support the art of bodybuilding. If you are interested in sponsoring me contact me in a professional way. I always believe in respecting each person on an individual level and expect the same from those that wish to contact me. I am a pretty down to Earth guy and like to be an inspiration to others as long long as they know how to show their proper respect. Contact me through Yahoo ID: swollmuscle@yahoo.com. My amazon wishlist is www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/8XZNPF0JPGQ5/ref=lst_llp_wl-goAs always I enjoy gifts to support my training but Amazon Gift Certificates work best! LOL. I DO NOT use paypal since I have been advised against it. I wish to maintain certain level of privacy so please respect my wishes and boundaries.I love to train hard and love my family and friends above all. I am also available for paid modeling assignments from legitimate photographers. " and selling his bottoms -.To spokesman for Shredz. He's no cut rate Derek Anthony.
kind of reminds me of one of me workmates...his housemate took all the labels off all the tins in his cupboards, so he'd bring one in every day for dinner hoping it would be soup, 50 50 chance it would be peas, sweetcorn etc etcby the way, OUTED for having a dinner so small it fits into a butter container
Calm down Rogered Backdoor
Needless to say we are no longer together.
I hope that's because you killed her, a bitch that doesn't laugh at a Cyp post does not deserve to live.
I still remember the day you called him "Rogered Bunghole."I laughed out loud and my girlfriend asked what was so funny. I showed her the BigCyp post but she didn't laugh. Needless to say we are no longer together.
I've read shit out to my wife that i have been laughing out loud about on hereshe normally just shakes her headtrue story
Part Three The CarrierNorm was a silver haired muscle dad standing six-two and packing two hundred and thirty five pounds of muscular bulk. His silver goatee was in contrast to his deeply tanned face, a testament to the hours he spent in the tanning booth at his neighborhood gym after his Goliathan workouts. He was on his thirtieth year with the United States Post Office, where he pounded the pavement as a mailman. But that wasn't why they called him "The Carrier." The real reason he was dubbed The Carrier was the fact that he was charged up HIV Positive, and showed zero symptoms. He was of of a stout German-Polish heritage, with a constitution that could throw off anything this corrupted planet could throw at it. Colds, flues...in this case HIV...Norm's immune system could bite it off and spit it out. Nothing delighted The Carrier more than dancing his tush off at a gay bar called The Vault. All the queers would stare and marvel at his wrought iron physique as he would gyrate and grind to the throbbing rhythm of some disco hit. At the same time every night, 1:10 AM to be exact, The Carrier would dramatically pull his skin tight shirt off and really show those queens what he had. then, later in the night, he would hustle some twink back up to the bedroom for some nipple to nipple steam. It was there that The Carrier would culminate his night out by "charging up" the twink; stuffing his rectum full of his uncut horsemeat, and as the smells of poppers and musky man sex filled the air, The Carrier would deliver The Ultimate Parcel, with a return address marked "DEATH".
dude I'm jacked handsome and street smart like a devil. I date black women the type like India arie and erykah badu and Alicia keys so my character reflects that. Take it for what it's worth I suppose.
ronald is a man among menhe is truly the inspiration of our generationblessed beyond belief and clearly an instrument of our living God Jehova El ShaddaiRonald taught us that if you don't believe in Jehova God you gotta give him a chance. And remember God has a plan for each and everyone of us, all you got to do is keep the faith and accept your calling.Ronnie did exactly this and found out that his career at the Arlington PD was exactly that, a CAREER, not a CALLING, a lot of people confuse the two end end up missing their true calling in life and consequentially true meaning and fulfillment.So he was touched by an angel in the form of Brian Dobson who made Ronnie aware of his gift and calling. He ended up becoming the MOST DECORATED BODYBUILDER IN BODYBUILDING HISTORY.Not only did he win many many trophies and prizes, he also had many many children as he passed on his superior genes into the wombs of many women across the USA and beyond.As a true family man and God fearing christian he starts each Sunday at the Mount Olive Baptist church and praises Jehova God our Lord El Shaddai for all the glory goes to God.Despite his monumental accomplishments Ronnie has stayed humble and considers himself no different from anybody else, just a lil bit bigger.
