Sorry Sherief,but this is fucking hilarious! LOL
Dead boxer Christopher RiveraWTF ?
I'm just praying my cialis is in the mail soon.my dick is working but I want it to be HARD AS IRON when I meet up with that blast from the past female.
Sounds like capitalist dream, you a "Cuban" revolutionary working class & dreaming to leave Castro's socialist paradise OBW , can you name yours "Cuban" internet provider
i'm not a cuban citizeni'm an american diplomate basically and got all infrastructure i need like internet technology
Awww man you should be happy bro.I'd be very happy if I had a girlfriend and baby girl man, fuck I might even forget about bodybuilding and shit if that ever happened.In the meantime I am gonna start juicing my fucking brains out to console my self of the reality of the situation.Full beast mode this week, this virgin ass getting test pinned this week.
you gotta agree busting in a child craving vagina feels very good at the time
They are probably just answering honestly where the straight kids lie.These are teenage kids admitting to being gay.
Hahahaa who the hell admits to being gay when they're in high school. As least I waited until my wedding night
Re: The OFFICIAL Groink/Wiggs celebrity boxing match thread...
getbiggers are very bad fathers and husbands
Not even the openly gay men I know give a wink about Jay's hair. Your girls are something else!
I'd rather sit on that bottle
I fuck everything with a snatch.
2 scoops of shut the fuck up
Dear Taylor,Over the last years you became virtually getbig's most recognized/associated persona...Becoming the topic of many threads and hundreds of photoshops.What does the getbig forums mean to you personally? and how do you see it's influence on your daily life?Best wishes and healthIM
if i can go back in times i will never have a girl friends and a kidsfucking worst mistakes of all the timesFUCK EVEN NOWTHIS NEW GIRLFRIEND OF 18 YEARSSHE IS TEXTING ME ALL THE TIMELETS DO SOMETHING TOGETHER MEMEMEMEMEMMEi just wanna be alone and fuck some whores now and again
I remember sitting in O'Reillys in Bangkok with 3 friends when my mate Paul walked in and gave us a pill each. Being young and stupid, we immediately necked them and then asked "what were they" - presuming it was ecstacy.That was my first ever Viagra at 30 years old. Within 45 minutes the four of us are sitting their feeling "uncomfortable".Thank heavens it's only 300 meters from Patpong.Fun days - but really, at that age you don't need them and I do think there's a danger of becoming reliant on them.My experience is that the women don't notice the difference in the quality of your erection. Not as much as you can feel the difference yourself. It's like your dick is a baseball bat. The tell of course is when 2 young whores are smoking your pole, you cum and your dick stays hard and you start fucking them without pause. A bit of a giveaway that.That drug certainly made work harder for the hookers of Thailand, I can tell you.
so as first thing, went and met dropinplate in a fine posh restarant we warmed up to eachotehr quickl;y no homo and had a few hours a talking, very nice guy too bad time was short for the both of us, didnt have 1 minute of sleep , so soon went to the hotel, bc night out was on the programme.me and frend scheduled to meet with bigmc and crew at the most best club in amsterdam, of vip lounge, not with the commoners on the bottom dance floor.before going there, went to see the city of amsterdam, namely the red light district,which is basicaly the whole of the amsetrdam inner city as a straight man, you cant walk past those red windows with naked girls in it without sexing one, so that was done, its not very important,ust did it for doing sake and emptying the balls a bit.50euros for 20minutes, fair enough, the girls are beautiful have all teeth and you have to enter their places infront of 1000s of bypassers.so after that, off to the club, made sure to wear the faggiest possible clothes,after all it has to fit my feminine dance moves its the expected spectable very soon upon entry.first girls, lets call her my darling(shes so lovely she let me flirt with about a dozen other girls and still stood by me)the italian-dutch lets say solid 7,and her frend a blonde bombshell,lets call her miss escobar-montana ask if they can sit at our table, i say yes we got huge bottle of alcohol,and they say no problem they have one xxxl-size bottle too,its brought to the table with firework attached to the top of it,very girls, offering you not a drink, but whole 200us dollaros bottle.so the bombshell goes and says my tits are bigger than hers, i attempt first contct, straigh hands to her euders, she gives brief warning to not even try as boyfrends coming soon.oh well, i concentrated on the italian lady anyway,.now already fiercly drunk, bigmc and crew enter the place.deeply pissed(as in drunk),pretty hammered, but very ready for party, bigmc is 6ft and a head tall from what it seem, wide as 2 phil heats, then an aparently non workouting guy,and 1 with vanila ice-esque face, very jacked, dwaring me left right back forth.as i go to toilet, some british girls aproach me and ask can i do pics with you etc,they literaly got in line to take some,i grant them their wishes.then going back up to the danceing floor,and as i aproach a group of about 20 uk girls,all doable, lets say a 6 on abervage, 2 or 3 dragging the quata down big time, overall hot girls.i can smell the wind gust of wet vaginas with my experience nose,i dancemove my self towards them, the cheering starts, one of them says me its a last day before marriage party and hubby isnt there and what happens in adam stays in adam, very soon after that horde cant control themselves nomore and they take off my shirt they put ice into my pants,right to the penis,this was legit assault lolas the night went on my frend got more drunk and the last warning s of the security and club owners became quite frequent, lets say he didnt behave too good.whats worth mention , 2 scottish girls,i swear the most beautiful british women i ever seen, looking like twins, were observing me for something like 15minutes, then i just aproached them, and they are very nice, honestly the one of them looked too good even for me, but they seemed to think the same thing and were happy to be hit on.my drunk frend made it realy hard for me to do the wrok, always grabbing them,touching them etc.i ask them why they dont try to talk sooner and they in all seriousness say they thought im gay i tell them im cetrtainly not and they can try me and see for themselves, we quickly exchange numbers before my very drunk frend(bigmc will testify im sure)escalates and does somethong realy stupid and we get kicked out or something.now its interesting, bigmc seen me talking and taking pics with them and he heard from afar that they scottish, so as the group introduction happens, they ask him where hes from and he replies like striaght from pistol"from scottland" haha he took those girls over,i scheduled a dinner for the next day with them.either way, i forgot more than i can reme,mber me and my frend were asked "nicely" to leave, gotta say,rightfully lol.the one girl came to my hotel room later on and ill admit didnt fuck her,i just passed out in my drunkmness into sleep.who cares, was a great night out and thanks to bigmc, real good brother, and his company,we must repeat or better this in ibiza this summer or any festival somewhere worth going im all up for it,and will 100% visit london soon.we didnt get to talk much, the brotherly love was consentual and there from the getgo, everyone was too drunk and partying and hitting on women, a philosophacla long discussion wasnt possible in those circumstances.i got some pics in phone, bigmc should have some too, we were high enough to not find the trigger for the make pic on the phones, we will see what usable pics we got, many were taken by the girls,i ususlay onky take pics for the getbig brothers anyway.great ppl, great night, im sure bigmc will add some to this sorry mac, we were made to go abruptly and even had to come back for our clthes the next day haha, you can figure out why i love the british ppl, party animals like bigmc+crew, living the life, and must say,the dutch girls are lovely inside out.cant remember such good party folks,realy lovely
