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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1675 on: March 03, 2014, 12:22:14 PM »
Paris.....Milan......New York.......Berlin......





This is what happens to all pro bbers when they lose their edge and start to drift away from their profession. You saw it with Craig Titus, Paul DeMayo, Flex Wheeler, Rich Piana, countless female BBers....they have literally nothing to replace that vacuum that was their bodybuilding lifestyle, so they go down some pretty weird roads experimenting with different lifestyle choices, and it usually ends badly.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1676 on: March 03, 2014, 12:29:38 PM »

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« Reply #1677 on: March 03, 2014, 10:25:27 PM »
How long would you let someone pee on you for $300 a day?

Hypothetical scenario:

An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power.

Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless.

As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table.

The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever.

A few conditions:

-You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want

-The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start.

-If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility.

-If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours.

Barring a once-in-a-lifetime emergency("My water broke!"), you must be peed on in the morning. This means if you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1679 on: March 05, 2014, 07:10:57 AM »

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« Reply #1680 on: March 05, 2014, 07:15:51 AM »
Well...just lost the bitcoin money I made....:(

The exchange I was using was FlexCoin and it just filed for bankruptcy today.  I guess I'll have to downsize to a trail.....oh wait a minute I forgot. ;D  I had some in cold storage but not much.


Just so you guys know, I was selling ebooks in addition to having a 600GH Monarch bitcoin miner running in my office.   I'm deciding as to whether to move to a new exchange or just sell off the equipment.  What do you guys thinks


Did you make enough money for a face transplant?


I bet Vissy isn't giving up that ass so easy now you're broke!

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1681 on: March 05, 2014, 07:44:23 AM »
Look, I know we like to joke around and make fun of him and gay this gay that, but truth be told he had a recent wake up call when he went in for a routine medical check up. The doctor simply asked him to tone down his lifestyle choices whatever that means.

He just kept going on "Doctor, it's not what you think bla bla.."





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1682 on: March 05, 2014, 05:06:03 PM »
Re: props to ace(dj181) - rapid mass gain



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1683 on: March 06, 2014, 07:06:04 AM »
Re: How do you freeze a woman that talks too much?

No I won't tell her to shut up and I wont put my penis in her mouth. Real answers please. I like her, she's hot but I want to cut my ears off from her talking excessively. I have to figure out a way to shut her down a little. This woman can talk.

@wiggs

 Yeah, women can be a nuisance. Always talking. It's something about having a vagina or something. Anyway. I recommend helping her polish her toenails, help her pick out the right wall paper color and giving going gay a shot. I mean that sincerely. You would make a lot of white boys happy.  :D

 Give this a try: Go to a gay bar. Any gay bar. Walk in like you own the place.

 Shout out:
Who's ready for the blackcockocolypse!

They'll flock to you like disciples to a messiah.


 Oh and trust me, you won't have to worry about them talking too much. Their mouths will be full. ;)

 Good luck.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1685 on: March 06, 2014, 11:07:24 AM »
Your bastard son will grow up to hate you.


no way

we gonna be pumping iron together

no need for steroids on his part as he has superior african genetics

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1686 on: March 06, 2014, 12:13:35 PM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1689 on: March 07, 2014, 10:24:32 AM »
Interthreaduality: How much do you spend on chocolatey, mushy whore goodness, AnalHalo? Such expenditures may well be contributing to your financial duress.


i stopped prostitutes


not worth the money


just masterbate to porno instead


let's see how long he can stay away from the prostitutes this time!

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1690 on: March 08, 2014, 11:46:27 AM »
Re: ACEDJ181?

TIMED OUT...WHAT DID I MISS...

He did not meet the minimum requirement of 150lbs at 5'11" in order to post here.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1692 on: March 10, 2014, 12:53:06 PM »
Regarding Getbig being offline for the last few days:

Did Getbig died for us bitches?


Here is a knitting forum's general section. I'm sure they'd like us to visit from time to time.

http://www.knittingparadise.com/s-7-1.html

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1693 on: March 11, 2014, 03:32:43 AM »
Regarding CT Fletcher:

if you look up to this guy and get motivated by his videos, you are a peasant.  graduate from peasantry and you don't need to watch these silly clips.  just another liar.


i was just admiring the chocolate mountain of muscles

not ct, he's looking small


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1695 on: March 13, 2014, 03:41:06 AM »
Some people are secure/confident, and some aren't.   

Some people seriously worry nonstop about what haters think of them. 

I think Phil doesn't care what people think... he's the champ.  Shout his praises.  He earned it.  He's the best ever - He'd obviously give ronnie a run for his money. 

Phil posts pics of these spending sprees to inspire others to enter the profitable sport of pro bodybuilding.  Kids see a private jet with paid pro athlete, and they decide to join a gym and eat protein and take useful supplements.  He's just helping to grow the sport to higher levels every year.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1696 on: March 13, 2014, 10:04:54 AM »

At what age did you figure out bodybuilding is gay?
 ???

Are you a fan now simply because you have already invested many of your formative years in learning the names of the various athletes, and feel a mixture of disgust and nostalgia as you talk about it?

Sort of like a bad 80s hair band that you rocked out to and yet nobody will cop to it.

Is Heath an excuse to get out now before its too late.

Warrant
White Snake
Ratt
Etc

All wider than Heath





i saw a video of body builders walking into the audience to pose

the camera swung to the audience which was full of men in tight t shirts looking very embarrassed

as oiled up men stuck their glutes in their faces

it crossed my mind at that point that it could be considered slightly homo



this is one of the gayest displays ever

i cringe when i see it

bb is so fucking gay

but the muscles are spectacular, they should find a les gay of presenting them

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1697 on: March 13, 2014, 11:50:14 PM »
I attended the 2007 New York Pro. I saw and met Kai Greene. I saw him pose on stage. I was 2nd row from the front. I saw him shake his buttocks. I think some of his sweat dripped off of him and flew on me. I was forever changed.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1698 on: March 14, 2014, 08:37:00 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1699 on: March 14, 2014, 12:11:15 PM »
It’s Getbig, And That's The Way It Is

Tbombz in his car tryin' to make ends meet
Anal recidivist, lick, stroke, and repeat
Doesn't want a job, he'd rather HIV on the street
It's Getbig (what?), and that's the way it is

We say that Tren will end all your woes
You'll wake up sweaty, but impress bros and da hoes
It's all fake-ass shit, like Booty's tits and nose
It's Getbig (what?), and that's the way it is

One thing I know is that Coach is real short
He worked out with Rory, and makes a living through sport
He hates Obama, but lacks a coherent thought
It's Getbig (what?), and that's the way it is

Cswol droppin' pounds religiously
Partial-reppin' wigger of humanity
Forget that he's a fuckcakin' anomaly
It's Getbig (what?) and that's the way it is

Trolling is the word around this place
With Hebrews droppin' theories from outer space
We all know that Whitey is the number one race
Because it's Getbig (what?) and that's the way it is

Huh!

It's Getbig, and that's the way it is
You know it's Getbig, and that's the way it is
Because it's Getbig, and that's the way it is