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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2725 on: October 02, 2014, 04:00:57 AM »
Idea for a London Night out

www.torturegarden.com

you are on your own on this one bro

some latex clad bitch trying to stick a 12" strap on up your ass

isn't my idea of fun

didn't realise that was your thing  :-X

you are on your own on this one bro

some latex clad bitch trying to stick a 12" (only 6 bro) strap on up your ass

isn't my idea of fun

didn't realise that was your thing  :-X

Fixed

that changes everything

where do I sign up  8)
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2726 on: October 02, 2014, 04:02:07 AM »
British Man Raped At Oktoberfest Beer Festival

How do these fellows manage to unclench the bumhole?

I would literally focus all of my chi energy into my bumclench until they give up and look for looser victims

or push out a turd

Im sure both would deter the casual rapist.
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2727 on: October 02, 2014, 05:37:03 AM »
In a Maddy Mc Cann thread
Great everyday daughter, easy to maintain from 160ft away at the bar


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2728 on: October 02, 2014, 05:48:13 AM »
50% of the posts from the UK board should be here lol

The place where legends are made

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2729 on: October 02, 2014, 05:49:46 AM »
50% of the posts from the UK board should be here lol

The place where legends are made

The place that no one reads

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2730 on: October 02, 2014, 05:51:18 AM »
The place that no one reads

No that's your facebook page.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2731 on: October 02, 2014, 05:52:20 AM »
No that's your facebook page.

No that's your poems

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2732 on: October 02, 2014, 05:54:04 AM »
No that's your poems

Actually 2 people read them hahaha  ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2733 on: October 02, 2014, 05:55:20 AM »
Actually 2 people read them hahaha  ;D

Simple Simon and BigMc don't count

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2734 on: October 02, 2014, 05:55:53 AM »
loves it in the bum proving to be a jealous little bitch in this thread
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2735 on: October 02, 2014, 05:57:34 AM »
     UK Getbig Fantasy Football Thread New « 1 2 3 4 5 »  BigCyp  111 2002  Last post Today at 05:56:03 AM
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     Random weekly picture from your real life thread « 1 2 ... 7 8 »  BigCyp  189  2740 Last post Today at 05:48:04 AM
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almost as many times as army of come has taken it up the shitter this year
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2736 on: October 02, 2014, 05:57:38 AM »
No that's your facebook page.

The only people who regularly check Army of One's Facebook are the administrators of the sex offenders register.
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2737 on: October 02, 2014, 06:05:57 AM »
     UK Getbig Fantasy Football Thread New « 1 2 3 4 5 »  BigCyp  111 2002  Last post Today at 05:56:03 AM
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almost as many times as army of come has taken it up the shitter this year

Bigmc, are you saying that scared of his mum is so jealous, that if you poured custard on his head he's be a trifle?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2738 on: October 02, 2014, 06:24:59 AM »
Bigmc, are you saying that scared of his mum is so jealous, that if you poured custard on his head he's be a trifle?

what im saying cyp is that many cocks instead of some

is so bitter he brushes his teeth in lemon juice
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2739 on: October 02, 2014, 06:39:14 AM »
what im saying cyp is that many cocks instead of some

is so bitter he brushes his teeth in lemon juice

Army of One is so bitter Jesus thought of him when he drank sour wine on the cross

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2741 on: October 02, 2014, 11:34:48 AM »
Re: Falcon Rising Trailer

Why Michael Jai White doesn't get more exposure is beyond me.
Marvel could have done a Luke Cage or Black Panther movie (apparently there is a Black Panther moie coming out)




I thought this was about a fat johnny falcon getting beaten up by his ex heroin junkie girlfriends new man, then training hard on his 15 pound tree hanging punchbag while inhaling paint fumes and drinking olive oil until he was a ripped 240 again, then falcon punching the dude to death using his flawless technique learned from Fight Night.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2742 on: October 02, 2014, 04:45:34 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2743 on: October 02, 2014, 11:59:17 PM »
Re: Okcupid data on race and attraction from 2009-2014

I like black and white women

equal opportunities of peace



The Nelson Mandela of getbig

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2745 on: October 03, 2014, 08:24:55 AM »
The Trainer's "girlfriend" (pic)

The Trainer Principles


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2746 on: October 04, 2014, 12:39:45 AM »
Why are people always fucking up my hair in photoshops? Not impressed with that flat top



Well, Booty, provide me with larger, clearer photos and I will do a better job. It is always tricky changing the background.

I promise to try harder from now on!


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2747 on: October 04, 2014, 01:52:52 AM »
How to embed an image in a GETBIG thread.




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2748 on: October 04, 2014, 01:57:31 AM »
Re: Vince Basile

its the creepy shit like this Vincent

that clearly identifies you as a predatory sex offender

at least you are admitting you commited the criminal act of conspiring with another regarding me

not only are you a man so amoral you would use your wife's anus as a transport system

a man so amoral you accuse a famous bodybuilder of rape because he placed you last in a bb contest 40 years ago

a man so amoral you think it is funny to joke about procuring 14 year old children for sexual acts with your friends

a man so amoral you make innappropriate sexual comments about pictures of underage girls on here

you had the chance to sort this like men on the phone Vincent

but when confronted with your sexual degradation you choose to try and blackmail junior into paying someone to come after me

a day in court is the last thing you need uncle creepy

all it will do is expose your predilections to the world

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2749 on: October 04, 2014, 06:26:24 AM »
Haha, wouldn't be complete without shit tits
I have great tits you moron.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!