Merry christmas!
Doesn't work - I have been trying that for years.
Honestly, even in my wildest days of my youth, I was so paranoid with my seed. I've seen men nearly lose their Presidency, lose their boxing titles, based upon the simple word of an accuser and a skirt full of spunk. I've seen women use kids as pawns. I've seen dudes get wasted by jealous ex's after being a revenge hookup. I've seen crazy girls do crazy things. I've seen dudes get smacked in the head with a brick in an alley by a dude after his hot girlfriend lured a man outside for a quickie, robbed and left. I've never had a 1-night stand.... always vetted them, got to know girls, kept it 2nd or 3rd base until I knew it was safe - no crazy ex's, no false accusers, etc. I missed out on lots of play, no doubt, lots of fun... BUT at the same time, I stayed safe. I have trust issues lol...
Good post. That's why I never ejaculated inside a woman's vajaja. I did blow a few loads up the fart locker, but the only thing born from that is a 10" turd. I never had kids and guys like Ronnie are having plenty...it all evens out.
Something really off with these recent planes disappearing
Hard to find them when they all look the same.
When I take a piss in the kitchen sink I'm going to start moving the plates before I do
New cake making accessory for playdoh set
How long did it take the doctors to remove it from your rectum when you accidentally "slipped and fell" on it?
Quite a while, they were preoccupied for 3 hours trying to remove a fire hydrant from yours
Those 2 replies had me rolling
This isn't "great" but this is about 3 years and 50lb difference
I thought I was going to learn how to catch butterflies and ride a horse without a saddle.I should have known better.
When you see it
That's actually Mason Cutler, Jay's (and Ray) younger brother.
Mason always respected the law. With his 76 iQ, he just made the grade for acceptance with Rochester police dept. (They've raised their standards since the good ol' days...)
As requested by SF1900
Joel really likes shemales with advanced Palumboism, he can avoid looking at their faces while they're in his motel room and imagine it's his former boss squatting down and dropping a deuce on his flabby chest.
So you don't think the Mussos would find this one funny then?
Bryan Brown
Not a Kai fan, but this is pretty cool...
Makes sense. Kai Greene whispering in your ear while watching football. I could not imagine an activity more homo-erotic than this. ESPN seems to know their audience quite well.
He made wine with that grapefruit juice, good for kai
Yes, because I'm paying back a government student loan and I get credit for the payments....that's part of the reason my filed income is 21k. Because its almost paid off along with other factors, I won't be able to get a tax credit next year as I'll simply will not be able to no longer use certain deduction in addition to the amount of money I'm bringing in for my business. Its a good thing because I want to buy a new Jaguar and buy some property in the area
Goodrum knows every scam in the book and then some. Years ago he swore that his bank manager was licking his lips in anticipation of Melvin getting some minority group loan to build a facility on Indian reserve.Needless to say that enterprise never started. He posts here to impress the Flotsam and gullible. Keith and I called him out as did many others. No gym, clinic, spa, nothing. All bullshit including claims he did personal training from home. The truth is the local gym didn't want him as a member. Or some such story. That is why he trained at home on some Pilates crap and built a similar physique. I will give credit where it is due. So far all we can congratulate him on is having a 32 inch flat screen TV. He boasts about going off the grid and all manner of hip things but he lives in a basement probablyon welfare.
Bespin was a gas giant in the Bespin system of the Anoat sector on the Ison Corridor in the Greater Javin region of the Outer Rim Territories. It was also a major source of tibanna gas, which was refined for production and transport in numerous mining operations including Cloud City and Tibannopolis. It was home to several million individuals, including Humans, Ugnaughts, and Lutrillians.
At the end of the day this is all that really matters in life...
moderately-paced, low impact cardio?
