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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3250 on: April 25, 2015, 12:24:18 PM »
Re: Xfactor Vs NZMM:Which of their conquests would you rather hit?

nz can take his pick from the Ugandan navy  8)


Nzmm is currently busy rennovating the underside of the pier, has to sleep onsite due to vagrants.


Are you implying that Nzmm has spilled more seed inside of men, than Muhammad Ali at a bird feeder?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3251 on: April 26, 2015, 02:48:05 AM »
Re: PJ Braun's New Jeep

It's not everyday where you see a fitness celebrity like PJ on the road. Had to take a pic. One time I thought I saw DLB, but it was just a dead horse.




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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3252 on: April 26, 2015, 08:31:28 AM »
Re: Vince Goodrum's new company.


I have to work this way because of the area I'm currently in.  Sylva, NC jobs are pretty much minimum wage unless you work at the casino in Cherokee.  I don't make that at my regular job but its still pretty much a joke compared to my other job at Alltel and Teletech.  I'm pretty broke right now because I just settled the debt on my student loan.  I think I have about 150 bucks in my personal account right now....lol.  Business accounts are ok though fortunately and if needed, I'll just use some money from there although I

Once I move out of the area back to Asheville or Greenville, SC.. I'll go back into working in a call center and make about 35k easy....I'm actually pretty good at customer service and dealing with angry people (posting on Getbig helps  ;D).  With the business and opening back up my flea market store I'll do a little over 50k.  I'm not going back into engineering because its simply too irritating and layoffs are quite common. 

The only thing I'm doing is making the best of a situation while I'm here. 

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3253 on: April 27, 2015, 07:21:51 AM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3254 on: April 28, 2015, 01:38:18 AM »
Re: From Marcel Bergsma's Facebook page. Is he scaring away girls?

How about the post about when Mars was on the beach with his family and licking some chick's asshole. Kids were playing in the sand nobody knew nothing right? Then the chick said "why are you licking my asshole"? Mars says"because your Pussy tastes like shit." Try to be nice and do someone a favor.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3255 on: April 28, 2015, 01:39:41 AM »
Re: Vince Goodrum's new company.

Sorry if you can't read.  I settled my student loan recently you moron and that's not cheap.  Has no bearing on the business accounts.


Exactly what kind of education & degree do you have?

It seems to me you have had nothing but a string of low paying go nowhere jobs & 100s of websites that barely make any money.


He got an online degree in CSN and a MFT in the prestigious University of American Samoa. I have no idea what CSN or MFT stand for thou.


Certified Sports Nutritionist

Master Fitness Trainer


I thought CSN was for Cock Sucking but have no idea what the N is for.

MFT is probably for Master of Fisting Trannies.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3257 on: April 28, 2015, 06:28:47 AM »
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« Reply #3259 on: April 29, 2015, 01:24:56 AM »
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« Reply #3260 on: April 29, 2015, 01:31:34 AM »
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« Reply #3262 on: April 29, 2015, 07:16:34 AM »
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Lets see what knooger has to say


yes, we need his opinion


At that weight her anal hygiene can't be very good. I'd keep diaper wipes by the bed so I could clean her up a little before I ate her ass hole out.

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« Reply #3263 on: April 30, 2015, 03:05:59 PM »
Re: Uncle Juniors Confession re groink

Uncanny resemblance






bigmc looking like he's never lifted a weight in hi life :-\


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« Reply #3264 on: May 01, 2015, 03:42:42 AM »
Re: Restaurant Incident-Muslim Family Complains At Me For Fingering a Girl


Was out in Hakkasan Mayfair, enjoyed an epic high protein meal with lots of alcohol, decided to move on to the bar, this faces a dining table which was occupied by some Arabs, looked like they're on here on their usual early summer break....anyway, it's 11pm, it's a Bar in London...IMO not an appropriate place for muslims...I started being a typical getbigger and a manager came to me and asked me nicely to get my fingers out of this girls vagina....WTF? whats the world coming to? I mean I don't mind muslims...I don't go to Mosques to finger girls...but now they come to my comfort zone...bars and clubs and try and dictate where my finger should and should not go.

BTW the girl was Swedish, brunette, slim tall 5ft10 trying her luck at modelling in London, and all she did all night is complain about how effeminate Swedish men are...I was attentively listening and showing her how real men act in classy restaurants.






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« Reply #3266 on: May 01, 2015, 10:50:10 PM »


Are you suggesting NavyMike is my slave? How funny! Has Tbombz become a voyeur? You really have a talent for using photoshop.  ;D

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« Reply #3267 on: May 02, 2015, 01:25:36 AM »
Are you suggesting NavyMike is my slave? How funny! Has Tbombz become a voyeur? You really have a talent for using photoshop.  ;D

that photoshop was made by ironmeister.  :)

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« Reply #3268 on: May 02, 2015, 12:35:11 PM »
that photoshop was made by ironmeister.  :)

Then my response is to him.

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« Reply #3269 on: May 02, 2015, 12:37:13 PM »
fucking americanos...  >:(



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« Reply #3270 on: May 03, 2015, 08:46:36 AM »

I know this sounds a bit fucking nuts but Potato really reminds of me Putin in that pic.

Like totally presidential and shit  :D




Nah, more like Mussolini.

Don't let La Patata get her paws on radical intellectual literature, or she'll become a vain egocentric with hysterical tendencies.



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« Reply #3271 on: May 03, 2015, 11:24:42 AM »
If I could meet Arnold in the gym I'd be so happy. In all honesty I probably wouldn't even know what to say.


I'd probably panic, subconsciously be thinking of Getbig and ask to see his cock.

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« Reply #3272 on: May 03, 2015, 12:18:26 PM »


LOL funniest GB poster in my opinion

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« Reply #3273 on: May 04, 2015, 02:06:10 PM »
Re: Groink

It was bullshit. All made up. This is a drug addict who is not right in the head.

Think of all the self serving posts Groink has made over the years. Remember that recent one where some Seka lookalike approach him when he was with his gf. It was under the pretense of him asking advice/opinions about the woman and her motives.

The real reason was to brag about a strange woman approaching him and saying, "You're a beautiful man." All these stories are self-serving, bragging posts and seeking validation on a board that he derives so much of his feelings of self worth -- all while insisting he "doesn't give a fuck" about what people think here.

Groink is, and always will be, just a child. He's a one dimensional oaf whose entire feelings of self worth is centered around his looks. He's getting old and more desperate now. That's why he's turned it up and brags about being in the best shape of his life and posts pics at every opportunity. He's become this board's male DLB. What's pathetic is that he's fifty years old. A fifty year old MAN and still in front of the bathroom mirror taking selfies and posting it on this board. I'm sure he struts around in his tank top in front of his daughter's friends and fishing for comments from his daughter later that evening. Being the FILF would really make his day.

Groink will be back. He knows things blow over with time. He needs this board. He can't do what he does here in real life. At least not to the extent he does here. He does goes through  his day to day life constantly looking at himself and sizing up other men. Always convincing himself that he's better looking and has bigger muscles. Meanwhile he couldn't tell you what century the War Between the States took place, who his congressman is, of what the three branches of government are. Hell, I'm sure he even uses his fingers to count and needs a calculator if he has to "carry the one".

He's really the typical bodybuilding meat head who women, like his current one, grows weary of. Sure woman are attracted to big strong men but when they find out they are smarter, more informed, less vain, and more ambitious to this dullard the "magic" quickly wanes. Especially when they realize he routinely wets his bed.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3274 on: May 04, 2015, 02:38:13 PM »
Re: Question for Melvin Goodrum


Melvin Goodrum himself let everyone know last week that he only had $150 in the bank.

He's posted pics of his trailer & it's interior, it was not worth $500,000 & he lives in the poor rural south & not on a shoreline.

His supplement biz is just a site, that's about it. He can add 10 million products, all which are fulfilled by someone else & available elsewhere at much lower prices.

You sound like an intelligent successful guy not unlike Melvin. You should both team up & become the next PJ & Aaron of the supplement world. You may one day end up on the cover of MDm Flex or Jugs magazines.



Him and that one-eyed troglodyte Halloween freak lived in a trailer whilst said freak were hairdressing to keep them going whilst Goodrum, chronically unemployed and unemployable, chased last places in local Bumfuck 'shows'. Then he got dumped by just about the ugliest thing in existence and now live in rental accomodation aimed at prostitues on a gig or heroin users on their last hit before floating away to the casket. He even talks about his 'office' (coffee tray he fished from a dumpster) and seems to be quite proud of his flatscreen TV. Something me and you and anyone born after 2001 takes for granted like electricity, moves him to start a thread in pride.

But hey, he's 'faking it until he makes it' so play along and marvel at his achievements'  :-\