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[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Post here, what you'd most like to see me (Howard) do on video.

I'm sure the top request will be to see my current posing routine.
Perhaps, you'd like a hear my lecture series on the official rules of bodybuilding?

Ok, so what would you like to see me do? 

Write, direct, and star in:



The Fart Locker

[The Ugly]

i was born 1953

Look great for 75, mc.

[DroppingPlates]

Re: Facebook

while we are waiting for RPS to haul me away for picking on Donny, we can all play a fun game

the bird spoke

[Set It Up]

this will genuinely be the funniest thing I have ever read on getbig

haha another Donny classic

phone rings

police: hello

Donny: panties, facebook, set it up, potato

police: hello can I help you

Donny: coward

police hang up

[DroppingPlates]

this will genuinely be the funniest thing I have ever read on getbig

LOL, I've missed that one

[FitnessFrenzy]

good stuff, guys 

[BigCyp]

this will genuinely be the funniest thing I have ever read on getbig

Yes bigmc has unearthly abilities.

[DroppingPlates]

Donny translator

Folks I think we need a thread to translate Donny in to English I will start

set it up - I challenge you to fly 3000 miles to fight me without any proof who I am

coward - I challenge you to fly 3000 miles to fight me without any proof who I am

panty - I am a sex offender

female facebook friends - I am lying

all phrases are accompanied by heavy alcohol consumption

feel free to add your own

[FitnessFrenzy]

Was hoping this thread would be about the ugandan navy

Occasionally, while we were driving from one remote village to another, the road would come to a standstill and a dozen black jeeps would slowly roll past, each filled with at least 5 Ugandan Special Forces personnel. I had to literally pick up my jaw from the seat of our rented Avensis every time this happened. One particularly memorable gentleman would stand up on his mounted gun turrett, and it was like seeing a perfectly carved chocolate man-statue. I thought easter had come early that day.

You sir have lived the dream.

I bet they were all hung like rogue elephants and smelled like warm bread rolls

[FitnessFrenzy]

[wes]

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Did getbig.com ruin my enjoyment of bodybuilding?

Before getbig.com I competed , judged and enjoyed attending pro/national events as a fan.
AFTER being on getbig, I never competed again and stopped going to pro shows in 2008.

So, was it getbig that caused this change in attitude or was it more related to the culture of bodybuilding?

Better question: Did Howard ruin our enjoyment of Getbig.com?

[Hulkotron]

LOL, I've missed that one

That thread was a goldmine of great posts

[DroppingPlates]

That thread was a goldmine of great posts

Absolutely, so I nominate that thread for the 'Threads with a lot of good quotes' section.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Absolutely, so I nominate that thread for the 'Threads with a lot of good quotes' section.

send me a PM, I will add it when I have time. Busy now... going to a party 

[DroppingPlates]

send me a PM, I will add it when I have time. Busy now... going to a party 

ok done and enjoy the hot Danish blondes

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Howard

Howard, you have entered into Basile territory of creepy and/or weird.

You remind me of the kid in school who makes odd jokes to try and fit in, but comes up short every time.

I know, youre going to come back with some wise comment or joke like, "Hey, in school I was so weird that I farted out loud." I get it, that's you're shtick. You know, go along with the joke and make a strange, offhand comment as a rebuke. We get it.

But seriously, your posts have gotten super strange lately and off putting. They are not even funny any more. They are just weird. And they are turning people off.

Now, its your choice if you want to end up like Anabolichalo or other posters like himself. Although, at this point, you actually make Anabolichalo look like a gold star member of getbig.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Howard was on stage pulling that kind of queer shit while Muscle Center was in the gym training calves...

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Tbombz and a gay porn career

By the way Taylor, I hope you know that the red on your very gay jockstrap identifies you as someone who is into fisting.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Tbombz and a gay porn career

-Bunny suit pic taken by porn star, multi- millionaire, scientist, developer of major video game console and contributor to a network sports program. Thats one individual and he asked me to please wear his beloved bunny suit for just one photograph because it is his favorite piece of clothing. he had it made for himself by a famous designer for a costume party he went to last year and it was several thousand dollars and actually quite stylish when viewed normally.

-i am a bottom and the dude who took the pic had topped me before taking that pic and many others. i was extremely flattered as he is in high demand among the gay community in san francisco where he lives. a bit of a celebrity.  very good shape. nice big dick. rich. 

-yall shouldnt worry so much bout what other people are doing in their personal life.  feeling negative about other people means feeling neative, period. that being said... theres no good reason to label any of this stuff as "negative" anyways. 

[TheShape.]

Re: Tbombz and a gay porn career

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: So Princess L Said I would Get Banned If I posted on G&O

So whats the hold up sweets?

Scared to pull the trigger??

Scared of the ramifications?

what's the hold up?

44 second thing
Adios

[Nether Animal]

Re: hit in order

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: University professor raped disabled man

http://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/a-female-american-university-professor-has-been-found-guilty-of-raping-a-severely-disabled-cerebral-palsy-stricken-man/story-fnh81jut-1227555075996

What's his username on getbig?

Nfjdiendndkdokejehakks

 

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Do I Speak For Most Of Getbig?

Shizzo asked me why I dont like his jokes/joking around. The following is my answer, he said I shouldnt speak for the rest of getbig. I believe I am pretty accurate. I think chaos should make a poll.

ok ill be blunt--not mean

when you make fun of anyone, many (all) of us agree you come across very primemuscle ish. You arent funny when you do it, and you come across as the guy at a party who wants so bad to fit in and makes a joke that no one finds funny and everyone just wants to get away from

This is simply me speaking for basically everyone on getbig. I genuinely think you dont understand that you arent funny at all when you think you are joking. You and primemuscle dont see that, and no one can figure out why. Its like you and him are not seeing what we all see

Primemuscle just seems creepy because every post has some sort of "how sucking dick doesn't make you gay" or something queer like that in it. He reminds of the old man from Family Guy. "Where is that strong armed paperboy, mmmmmm".

I was just beginning to believe I had no real life friends also and then one just called to chat. -blew my theory out of the water.