Tiny tittonas of peace in that pic Donny.
true but i like her Face and she wears a panty well...
Joe you aren't making points ... you are just ranting, making no sense, hop[p]ing from thing to thing ... I am accusing you of being simple[.]
Proposed neologism for the Getbig Lexicon: Ricoachet: (n) def = the dangerous rebound of stupidity upon Coach's stupid posts. Often unexpected; always self-inflicted.
140lbs is about 100lbs below my smash critera
Watch the video on youtube...it's blocked for embedding here...
I only opened a FB account so I could be sure none of my school 'friends' from 30 years ago were in better shape than me... (true story)
Do the fat chicks ever fart during sex?
One chick liked to squeeze her pussy when we were fucking and let out a turd on the bed. Boner killer
Re: Worst or most embarrassing sex experiences
Thanks DroppingPlates, I am truly honored by your nomination... (but it really is the only reason I use it )
An article about Burt Reynolds in the December issue of Vanity Fair. He may have been Charlie Sheen's mentor, supposedly minus getting HIV.
Re: Getbig christmas card!
This always cracks me up.
Was dating this American girl for a few months, her visa runs out in a week or two and she is returning home so our relationship will be over. The pain I feel is very intense, she was 6 feet tall with naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. She could sing and was physically quite fit, we shared most of the same interests, she was someone you could have an intelligent conversation with, we often stayed up for half the night talking, she initiated sex as often as I did and she often would want it 3 times in the same night. We say goodbye for the final time on Wednesday, the last time I was with her she started crying over it and I got very upset too which I know will make me seem like a beta to most people on this forum...lolWednesday is gonna be brutal and girls like this are rare, there is 0% possibility of it continuing, we will just exchange messages occasionally online. It sucks massively when a relationship ends due to no fault of your own and you feel like the person you are losing will be hard to replace even though she wasn't perfect, Anyone else experienced this? how can I deal with the way I'm feeling? ...
I think you are lying
Yes, I second that, however, bigmc and I will kindy retract our statements if you show us pictures of said blonde's asshole...
Thanks for being a nice guys Kwon and Primemuscle but I think it's for the best that I move on and try to find someone else who lives closer to home and isn't attached to entire family/group of friends in another country. I don't think I will ever knowingly date a girl from another nation again, it's good while it lasts but it's a mega downer at the end. On a side note, not that I need it to have good sex but I secretly took viagra on many occasions and on those nights I was able to cum and after 10 minutes continue again, this lasted 3-4 hours one night. You know a woman has reached an orgasm when her whole body shakes and she tries to stop you for a one minute break because it's too intense (maybe one day bigmc will experience this). That happened multiple times every time we had sex and was often accompanied by the soaking lol, one night we changed position on the bed 4 times and half the bed ended up with wet patches of her cum lol after that towels had to be used.Operation get lean as fuark/adopt Zyzz principles will commence in March 2016, until then I will continue bulking to try and get as close to a 315 bench press as possible.
Listen Cock-Tonsils,You've taken this shit too far. I'm ashamed to have even read your post.Quit stealing oxygen from the rest of us and just drink a bottle of Drain-o. Hope she gave you syphilis and is now back to her old man, Tyrone.
I had a dream I was at some sort of event and President Obama was there. He was young as in when he was Senator Obama. He was alone getting food from a table and I walked up to him and he turned to look at me. I gave him the Wiggs dead eye "negro I know what you doin' stare" but for public relations I changed to a smile and reached out my hand for him to shake it. He looked me dead in my eyes then at my hand without smiling and walked by me brushing past me almost shoulder checking me. I followed behind him and asking "Sir, what are you doing? Why are doing this?"He ignored me as I was speaking to him and kept doing what he was doing. With that arrogant look he gets on his face.Never had a dream about the President before. Ever. It's certainly caused me to think this morning. lol
Mods, please merge this with Woo's breakfast thread.
What's the connection to mine?
According to the metrics I ran, both are horrible threads.
Pretty much summarizes it all, and this is our mission to inform young men about so that they can avoid a pitfall or two.If you take this knowledge to heart, you might abandon fairy tale dreams and start pursuing something more fruitful. Like following thong pageants.
Recently I've met a guy (in a work enviroment) he's on his third wife (not Howard). All would be good, but poor moron is alreay paying for FOUR kids from two previous marriages. Talk about a clueless animal.
It still amazes me that a man will pay for some other dude's sperm creation. Raising another man's kid is about as beta as it gets. Look at that Mr. Brady twat. And despite Marcia bouncing around in her PJ frillies, the beta ended up as a cocktroller.
One day when this lady met this fellow,She knew that he was much more than a chump.In truth he'd prefer to have mammaries,An architect and a ranger of the rump.
There's no point denying it but who cares, I only have an average cock
