Re: For $35, Jay Cutler will Pretend to be your Friend!
Shawn Ray is an old fat clown who never gave anything back to bodybuilding fans when he was somebody. Now he’s a nobody and thinks anyone cares what he has to say or think. He always trained like a weak pussy and never discussed drugs despite being the only bodybuilder in history to lose a title over a failed drug test. Without muscles he is useless to us now and should be taken out to pasture and put down.
He's the type of guy that won't share an orange.
He enjoys sharing Lee Priest ex-girlfriends. Maybe he has some sort of male fluid addiction.
classy as always, ridiculing someone's communication difficulties because English isn't their first language. Good ol' tolerant prime pondering his thoughts outloud while sucking off another smegma lollypop in the dark rooms at the back of his local adult bookstore.
Adult bookstores are verboten in my lily white, gated community. -Just wondering, how does one ponder thoughts out loud whilst sucking a lollipop?
no idea, only one of us sucks dick and it isn't meso isn't this part of your curriculum when talking young guys into 'exploring their masculinity in a safe and loving way with a protective man' with your coming-of-age sales pitch?
no ass, no glory.
I’d hammer her with a condom, sure. Let her choke on my cack. But she’s hugely deteriorated from her prime years. I also get the distinct feeling her ham sandwich stinks more often than not and she has perpetual coffee breath. Britney is also always on the cusp of a mental breakdown. You just know it.
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Bet he would trade her in for an extra inch on his arms
I’m pretty sure that’s his wife and not his daughter.
how cute they pray for his kidneysbut no worries she has two...
She better spend as much time with him as she can while he’s still here.
mr scott ronnie is so dumb the reason why he has so many kids is he didnt know your supposed to pull out before you cum ronnie" yeah buddy im about to cum aint nutting but a ronnie nut"
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My outlook is kinda bleek. Im doing better physically had one beer today hadnt had any beers around 8 days, i lose the drive for emotionally investing in more hoes , the bigger picture of life weighs heavyier , not sure of my perspective to choose, i seem to be choosing the perspective of fuck it all in a social / relationship perspectiveI still enjoy the grind and challenge of work, had a water pipe bust on me today while under a house kinda funny i ...i hope to never give up on the basics , working hard, looking after parents and taking care of my health n veganism
Stop being a pussy. Go out and pull some trailer trim
true probably next saturday bro, im actually in a pick up artist club on face book and some young dude hit me up to be a wingman, its silly but will be interesting
I'm sorry I just couldn't help save a racist getbigger from a fire.
You’d be too busy looting.
she's a half century old and still looks genuinely beautiful and stateuesque. Thats what good genes looks like, unlike many of her peers who have borderline craniofacial dystrophy and compensate by applying standard "im hot" identity wear, even the jaw surgery and routine fillers can't save them. Can you imagine what miley cyrus will look like at 50? Ew guy.On the other hand, any woman who is still "dating" at that age is a complete fucking mess in her personal life, I'm sure.
Pushing 60 and looks 27!
55 years old - checkWife Beater - checkBackward Cap - checkEarly 2000 model car - check***Nuttin Else Matters*** - check
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What a cuck. Let’s her hold the umbrella and gets rained on. She only cares about herself.
Liberal women are total whores. They do anything in bed because they are empowered. The first woman to eat my ass was a green hair liberal.
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"How do balls taste?"
"LOL bitches, get back in the kitchen!"
So, how much did he sell it to you for? This is 100% not Johnny Falcon. Not even fucking close. From the drastically improved grammar, to the now outing of yourself by posting up a screen cap that shows "Persian" wannabe playboy/pick-up artist Arash Dibazar, clearly you are pretending to pass yourself as Johnny.Come on man, why not just register a regular account and call it a day?"1"
Most are stupid and crazy as you well know im not man hating, i get around 60% response with just saying 'hey'...I realized if you want play you have to be a total liar, lie about everything... I have game and dont compliment but talking to them is one disaster after another... From small talk to deep talk it both fails after a few messagesMy pic is literally an 8.5 or 9 these hoes are 6's to 9's... Ive been cutting carbs in evenin n upping protien im improving, these hoes will hit me up but when i push to meet they get shy, otherones seem to get offended about one small disagreement then youre on the out
I remember that....remember the time I wrote you on Bodybuilding.com when you decided to show your weiner that you would be a legend one day???
Can u bros stop being gay posting photos of me its like im asking for help but all u weirdos wanna just worship my body like some fagget neeguls
gymrat tough guys... Another fight that will never happen
apparantly "Big Lenny" is full homo and is sucking off black dudes
jay has made it clear that he isnt interested in having children.but his genetics are very, very rare.surely he isnt doing mankind any favors if he and his genes would die.
You want to have a baby with him?
no, just his semen.
Do the other 2 legit sons acknowledge the bastard mexican? i've never seen them in photos together.
Yes, they call him to mow the lawn or clean the pool
So I had to go into town and while there I did a workout at the 24 hr fitness on Bishop Street which is just down the street from the courthouse.After my workout I went to McDonald's and got their buy one QP with cheese and get another for a dollar. I then realized that the place was so crowded that there was nowhere to sit so I had to go outside. They have long gotten rid of any tables and chairs along the walkway at Fort Street Mall (an outside mall because the homeless take it over. So with nowhere else to go I just find a vacant out of way space and sit cross-legged on the ground. As I am eating my QP with cheese a homeless guy comes up to me and points at my other QP and says he wants it. I look at him with disgust and say that I want it too, that's why I bought it. He then tells me he's hungry and points again at my sandwich and says, "You have one. Give me the other one." I just tell him that I'm hungry too and want both of them. That's why I bought two. He then flips me off and walks away.I'm kind of pissed at that filty piece of shit but whatever.He then comes back and stands about five yards aways from me and stares at me. I'm still just sitting there and I say, "Is there a problem?" He's wearing these baggy short and just lifts up one side of his shorts and shows me his cock. Doesn't say anything but just looks at my with his cock hanging out. I'm like WTF? So I look at him bewildered and actually say, "What the fuck?" He doesn't say anything but just stands there in front of me and everybody else walking through the mall with his shorts up and his cock hanging out.I'm really caught off guard and thinking what should I do. Then I just decide I'm going to kick his ass. So I stand up and make my way toward him. I am somewhat surprised that he doesn't run away but actually adopts a fighting stance and says, "Let's go!"He has both hands up near his chin and starts bouncing around like a boxer. I put my hands up and we square off. He's actually throwing some jabs with his left lead and then roundhouse kicks me on the inner knee of my right leg (I'm a South Paw). I then say to myself, "Shit, does everybody train in MMA now?" MMA is the most popular sport in Hawaii now and we have more MMA and BJJ schools per square mile than any State in the US. It's like everybody is into it. I guess since we really don't have a football, basketball, or baseball team MMA is the only way we can make a name for ourselves.Anyway, I'm a bit taller than he was and close the distance and throw an overhead left that catches him solid right of the right side of his forehead. This causes him to turn to his left and bend forward. Then I give him a front snap kick square on the face with my left leg (I'm wearing shoes). He goes to the ground. I wanted like to give him a few kicks to body while he was on the ground but I heard someone say, "Brah, the cops are coming." And I look up and there's a crowd around me. I decided to high tail it out of there. As I was taking off, I paused briefly and headed back to get my other QP with cheese. "Don't want to forget this," I said as the crowd laughed. My car was parked about a block away and as I was making my way in that direction I saw a bus coming. I decided to hop on the bus and just get out of there. I figure if the cops caught me they would have to make up a report and all that stuff but if I was nowhere to be found and it was just the homeless guy they wouldn't give a shit and I can pick up my car tomorrow. Everybody is so sick of these street people making lives miserable for decent tax paying citizens that just want to go about their business in peace that I'm pretty sure that even with all the cameras in the area I'll be OK.Anyway, while sitting at the bus I'm thinking, "Jeeze, I'm close to 60 years old and I'm still throwing hands with low lives." I then notice that my right knee hurts a bit and my left hand is swollen and I can't make a fist. You would think that I could get through a street fight with a homeless guy unscathed but the years really takes its toll. Now I won't won't be able to train for who knows how long. The hand doesn't seem broken but just swollen. The skull is the hardest part of your body and fist will break first before a solid skull. That's why it's always good to keep your chin tucked in.
A man has a right to defend his qp with chesse.
Was it a nice cock? Asking for a friend
