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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5300 on: November 21, 2021, 04:35:58 PM »

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5301 on: November 23, 2021, 09:57:51 AM »
there are a lot of men who believe they "are on top of it"

by being married, eating well, working out, having a decent job - maybe your mom and sister say you look good - you have some "friends"


but you get uptight when some guy who's rocked up and single comes along - arms look massive, all you can think about is how your WIFE would be staring at this guy - you'd have to "break it down" with your supreme life knowledge and say "steroids" - but it makes you sour cause u just can't write him off

but he's an "addict" and youre a badass at life because your drink alcohol and goto work everyday - go compete , go get into a violent fight with a man you don't know - clean the teeth, blood - whole diff perspective and your sorry ass will never raise to that level

just keep getting off on your 'college experience" and stare at your bank account but there's a reason you post on this board and seek out large men - just don't tell your wife

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5302 on: November 23, 2021, 10:30:03 AM »
I just did 45 minutes of cardio as I transition into the training soul crusher has designed for me

Transition lol you already admitted you broke down have a rotator cuff injury and can't even throw a dart after a month of training

Until you shat in the toilet you aint GETBIG!   :D ;D

I'm stabbing myself in the ass with one of my darts so I can be as hardcore as pizza face ass bleeder

You can drink horsecock it's not going to help you at this point. You are too far gone and tried too much too soon with bad form but yeah you got me beat at everything in the gym because idiot. And you think you are strong and can move more weight and I am weak well you are an injured fat fuck now not moving shit.

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« Reply #5303 on: November 28, 2021, 01:33:13 AM »
 :D

The third dose increases  immunity, so after the fourth dose you are protected. Once 80% of the population has received the fifth dose, the restrictions can be relaxed as the sixth dose stops the virus from spreading.

I  am calm and believe the seventh dose will solve our problems and have no reason to fear the eighth dose. The clinical phase of the ninth dose confirms that the antibodies remain  stable after  the tenth dose. The eleventh dose confirms that no new mutations will develop, so there is absolutely  no reason to criticise the idea of a twelfth dose.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5304 on: November 30, 2021, 10:35:04 PM »
why do you have condoms in your gym locker Vince?

Where the hell do you see condoms, jackass.   I dont keep condoms in my locker

Yeah, they’re all used and lodged in your asshole.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5305 on: December 01, 2021, 01:32:39 PM »

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5306 on: December 01, 2021, 05:48:52 PM »
Pregnancy isn't a concern of Vinces.

Well, considering every time he craps he thinks he just gave birth...

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5308 on: December 17, 2021, 11:23:02 PM »
More importantly that the sack of shit Shizzo being banned, Jane is banned again due to the fat worthless sack of shit Howard. He also been trying to find where she worked. Fucking fat cunt

Howard is such a conceited prick. It should be legal to stone him to death.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5309 on: December 22, 2021, 08:18:40 AM »
Re: Possible reasons for coach viewing the thread "Soapy Studs"

  • He wanted to prove BayGBM right with his theory that all of us are gay
  • he was entering the thread in disgust at the gay content and was just making sure it was despicable enough before he reported to moderator to spare us
  • he was worried that the gay for pay session he performed in as a young skint buck was coming back to haunt him
  • MOST LIKELY: COACH IS A KNOB JOCKEY.

Please add your reasons below

ta ta

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5310 on: December 26, 2021, 08:17:24 AM »
Not only is the GetBig crew one of the toughest and unforgiving crew on the net even admin and the mods and cracking down. I'm going to have to behave now because this board is like no other.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5311 on: December 28, 2021, 06:36:18 AM »
Yeah I mentioned this in another thread where Walter was attacking ROBGUNS. Walter adds nothing to the board. But also every post he makes is disgusting gay shit no one wants to hear about. I think he should be banned for gay vulgarity no one else comes on here to discuss that shit but him. Walter is a fag and a nasty vulgar one at that

I don't have any gimmick accounts. I use one account but apparently Squijilium noticed the same thing. Not sure how you can tell if someone has multiple accounts linked to the same IP address or what but moderators should not allow that either.


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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5315 on: January 08, 2022, 03:32:59 AM »


Bob use this video of your interview with Dave as a lesson for thinking before you act. You appeared very frazzled in this video-You need a handler of sorts. An aide would not be enough for you-you need a handler that will prevent you from doing any more damage

That failed reality show where you did the voiceover with the bad microphone usage
Or where you sat to watch PJ Braun squat, or your Martian film, or your junky apartment treadmill, or your laxative egg whites, or your captain crunch costumes, or your lunatic ramblings on here



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5316 on: January 08, 2022, 03:36:18 AM »
Is Shizzo a candidate for Biggest Incel?  Or does drunkenly sucking his sisters mentholated mountain juggs disqualify him?

I wouldn't like to speak on behalf of The Committee, but I can't imagine that the Chaffee siblings routinely sucking on each other's tits while under the influence of alcohol would be grounds for disqualification. However, my issue lies in the definition of this particular portmanteau. specifically the first word: 'involuntarily.'

I believe that Shizzo's celibate existence is entirely of his own volition. Decades of excessive drinking has morphed his already estrogenic body into a jellied and immobile sack of self-loathing and asexuality. This is evidenced through his recent postings, which have taken a distinctly feminine tone, and only serve to create an image of the author as something of a failed jester, crying out in a drunken stupor that he 'just wanted to make people laugh.'

If one were to deliver a high-class escort or dimepiece tranny to Shizzo's trailer, I doubt he could even find the energy to drag himself off the couch. Sadly, the hunt for Getbig's biggest incel must go on.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5317 on: January 08, 2022, 04:23:11 AM »


I`m honored that my original musings made this thread. ;D

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5318 on: January 09, 2022, 01:41:42 AM »
Fuck Bhank.

Wes is right. Hankypanky hijacks every fucking thread.  He lies through his teeth and when ever push comes to shove he just resorts to posting more pictures of himself- as if thats somehow proof of his other claims.

Ok we get it. He's got a decent amount of muscle at a low level of bodyfat. We got that after the first 6 dozen pictures he posted. He still looks like an ape. I wouldn't want to look like him. Every thread he enters turns into " blah blah blah.... post a pic... i bet i look better than you... i entered a contest blah blah blah... castle in England... natty...blah blah blah. " honestly just shut the fuck up already.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5319 on: January 09, 2022, 06:44:12 PM »
Maybe you can hook up with her ginger while she is down and out.
If one of his eyes ever gets misaligned, i'll consider it
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5320 on: January 10, 2022, 03:19:29 AM »
^^ Beat me to it!! ;D
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5321 on: January 12, 2022, 03:10:46 PM »
What an honor getting picked for a fictitcous award by a fictitcous account.

what other Senior citizens are as nasty as you?

Have you read a Vince B post ???

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5322 on: January 14, 2022, 03:11:56 AM »
From the 'things you have learned from GetBig thread:

Having a bloody anus is perfectly normal. Nothing to worry about.
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« Reply #5323 on: January 15, 2022, 07:58:01 AM »
After him winning Olympia’s and on drugs didn’t Dorian go to those parties on drugs end up in the bathroom and you could hear outside him saying he likes it hard and deep people and talking after the drug come he was embarrassed true or not facts or fiction. Lots of hidden shit if you ask me

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5324 on: January 21, 2022, 02:51:38 AM »
Tito24 responds to himself:

only small nerdy teenagers buy these overpriced supps.

still believe in the fairytale they can become huge by supps

then it might be of interest for you "mars"