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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5350 on: January 23, 2022, 09:47:27 AM »
They took away my award  8)

It's like I don't exist  :-X

The only award you deserve is The Golden Shower Award you groundhog  looking fuck.  You are living proof that a baby can come out a woman's shit pipe  instead of her vagina...when the stork delivered you as a baby, he dropped your ass into the hospital with no parachute after having a few beers.   

You're so big of a giant brown turd that if was the 1950's , you would be drinking from the "Colored Only" water fountain and going around back to pick up your food.  Even Martin Luther King Jr would help Bull Connor spray you with a fire hose and turn the dogs on you. 

Nobody wants you here Shizzo and everyone is tired of hearing you pawn over wanting to be a "Legendary Getbigger", the only thing you'll ever be on this board is a legendary failure at life.   The only time you should evver open your mouth is when the gloryhole at the porn shop opens at 9am and closes at 10pm.  Fuck off and die so America Can Be Great Again.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5351 on: January 28, 2022, 11:03:33 AM »
gobblin' the goo
worked around children too
wife was on her bed
prime was giving head
men shooting cream
its his democrap dream
swallow all the glue
its both brutal and true



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5352 on: February 05, 2022, 01:16:59 PM »
Still my favorite thing to come out of this week -

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BHank looking like he just discovered how fire works.

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« Reply #5353 on: February 05, 2022, 01:19:15 PM »
If he hits me it's over if I get a hold of him it's over.

Somehow it will involve BHank being pummeled about the head and body as he wades in trying to go for the take down. A frothy mix of poop, ass blood, and semi-digested cobbler will probably be involved too.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5354 on: February 06, 2022, 10:27:52 AM »
Matt's version of Matt:

Near genius-level IQ, good-looking, hand-throwing badass with a $600,000 house, 'army commendations', and a range of incredible talents including speed typing, speed talking, and an almost superhuman ability to analyse a range of complex information in order to separate fact from fiction.

The correct version of Matt:

Jobless, unemployable retard with autism, mong face, and narcissisitic personality disorder. Never served anywhere in the military. Can't comprehend the maths needed to begin a master's degree. Doesn't understand percentages. Doesn't understand the difference between science and ideology. Awful writer. Doesn't understand brevity. Allows himself to be emotionally and physically abused by women. Can't sustain a relationship. Can't decorate his house. Can't let go of his stupid childhood trophies. Can't stick to a point. Can't accept that he lives in squalor and poverty.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5355 on: February 08, 2022, 12:01:48 PM »

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5356 on: February 08, 2022, 02:38:28 PM »
I've had sex with over 100 women. Not because i couldn't keep them around, but because i like the feeling of conquering new vagina. It's a game to me. I enjoy the "chase" of a new relationship.

Never once was concerned how many they were with.

Most women are whores and they would never tell the truth anyway.

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« Reply #5357 on: February 08, 2022, 11:10:37 PM »
Prime is tethered to nothing but the primacy of his own pleasure. Driven by nothing other than the desire for his own gratification. Another individual's thoughts and feelings simply do not come into the equation. He is pure sanctimony and self-indulgence wrapped up in a sagging bag of skin. One can never wander down the quiet alleys and back streets of Getbig without fearing the appearance of this wretched beast!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5358 on: February 12, 2022, 09:56:01 AM »
A very important poll indeed.

Fallsview attacks me all the time and pokes fun at me without any regard. I don't give a shit, because they're merely words on a forum. Who gives a fuck? In person, he would be the first to extend the hand and "break bread" with you in order to show friendship, even if fake. None of that shit bothers me one bit, as the world is filled with people that are truly single serve friends. He's probably a nice guy deep down inside.

In the past, Alex has posted funny material (i.e. The Good Doctor, Dr. Fist and such).

On occasion, he will make a post that I chuckle at, but he tends to make these posts within inappropriate threads, which makes it difficult to show appreciation for his material.

For instance, this is one:

I laughed at this post and frankly believe (knowing how well I knew Tom) that Tom would have laughed as well. You see, for these quick and sweet little posts Fallsview is pretty good and can sometimes deliver funny material. Sometimes, he goes too hard and proceeds to make it so personal that he drops humor to the wayside. When he keeps it light and sweet, much like he probably does around other men, it's always appreciated.

For that reason, if he were burning in flames and on the verge of dying, I would at least try to extinguish the fire with a hard stream of piss, followed by a weak stream of cum to further mitigate the devastating effects from the 3rd degree burns.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5359 on: February 15, 2022, 07:05:06 AM »
lol

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« Reply #5360 on: February 16, 2022, 02:06:32 AM »
 :)

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« Reply #5361 on: February 16, 2022, 09:27:29 PM »
lol

 ::)

Faggotry is strong in these fellas.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5363 on: February 27, 2022, 10:05:14 AM »
THOT Crisis -

Onlyfans blocking payments to Ruskie Porners.

https://i.imgur.com/o2tSFcs.jpg .

https://i.imgur.com/rNgujQ9.png .

https://i.imgur.com/WIHut6L.png .

Now they've gone too far.  Beautiful Russian whores are essential workers.  I'll not stand by and watch them be oppressed!



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5364 on: February 28, 2022, 10:56:27 PM »
I know a Ukrainian girl in the UK who had a black boyfriend. She took him back with her to visit her parents one summer and the first thing they asked her is if he could climb up a tree to pick some fruit for them. I don't even think they were trying to be racist either.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5365 on: March 05, 2022, 02:15:35 AM »
Re: I just watched a horror movie

"Glory-Hole Gangsters"
     - tagline: "when the cranks come out at night, prime's pucker is no longer tight"

roger ebert gives it 8 inches up!

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« Reply #5367 on: March 11, 2022, 11:08:08 PM »
You're still in the area of piss, Bubbles.   If Matt wants to have anal sex then thats his business and its no big deal if he does.

Straight people get the same diseases.  If you dont want to do anal sex , thats your business but Matt has the right to decide whether he wants to plow a woman's butthole or not.  Stop making it out like its the end of the world

You're so entrenched in phaggotry you're comparing a naturally occurring process to propagate the human species to a morally degenerate act of a spiritually corrupt and mentally ill people. Every disease and or sickness you get as a result of your wicked actions you deserve.  :)

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5368 on: March 13, 2022, 12:44:58 PM »
Yep, a certified dope. No doubt that you are mentally challenged. I mentioned an event that happened in 1974 at our place in Queenscliff Beach. Arnold was there. So were lots of people from my gym. It was a get-together to meet Arnold and have a chat. I don't involve my ex in forum matters so that is one witness I won't call. You are in LA. Why not ask Arnold about the babysitter?

Goodrum is surely a sad wannabe. I am not alone. Nor am I bitter. Just have a good memory unlike yourself or Goodrum.


I never showed up uninvited to a funeral, you did, I never called a gay black man across the country dozens of times trying to buy him dinner, you did, I never stalked boys and girls on the beach and took unwanted pics of them, you did, I never made up lies about Arnold S and underage girls, you did, I never picked my own judges at a bbing pageant, you did,

I never posted on a bbing board posing as a deceased woman, you did, I never stole an overcomplicated design for a curl machine from my friends and try to pass it off as my own, you did. You have a long history of doing very odd and borderline criminal things, maybe why you ran away to Australia?

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5370 on: March 26, 2022, 01:09:39 PM »
Much like the mighty giant squid squirts ink when threatened, the mighty Hankins can squirt blood from his anus when disturbed. Can this Thai fellow do that? I think not.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5371 on: March 27, 2022, 11:29:47 PM »
how does someone with a sex addiction cope in prison?
Just asking....

porn and and female staff.

I'd pay $20-25 for a porn mag to be brought in. 'laminate' all the pages with clear packing tape. rent out the whole mag for $5-10 for an hour-2hrs for maybe a week or 2, until the pages start to get creased or it gets worn. then i'd cut out every pic in the mag, obviously it's printed on both sides to had to decide which pics i thought would sell the best or which i personally liked. and depending on what they were, sell them for $2-15ea.

then when people couldn't pay a debt, i'd take the pics as payment if they had any. if they bought it for $5, i'd give them maybe $2 and resell it again for another $5.

they staff i won't go into because i know your autistic ass would whine about it.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5372 on: March 29, 2022, 04:51:03 AM »


Putin: Furthermore, we call on all NATO members to uphold the basic principles of international relations, to cease their seemingly inexorable pursuit eastward, and to work with Russia in order to promote peace in Europe ...

Hankins: Tell them that I have trouble finding off-the-rack clothes!

Putin: Shhhh! Please shut the fuck up. This is neither the time nor th ...

Hankins: No, but honestly, I'm a beast. Tell them that I had a whole pack of sausages for breakfast.

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« Reply #5373 on: March 29, 2022, 05:04:28 AM »
ESFitness is back?

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5374 on: March 29, 2022, 05:06:12 AM »