It's ok Guys.
We should cut these Fitness Center Boys some slack. There young pups that never had the experience to train or even hang out with real Bodybuilders, you know Real Pros. They still think standing in a row, afraid to get there hands dirty and watching TV is working out. They don't know that there just clones, all acting and looking alike and will never become a champion of anything except flapping there lips. That's how Planet Fitness makes there money off the want to bees. Guys that don't sweat, or mess up there panties, or are afraid they will brake a nail. Ive hung out with the worlds best. Even the top pros today still not only use chalk but arn't afraid to get down and dirty. I guess these little boys are to inexperienced to tell the difference between true bodybuilding and what it takes to be a REAL Bodybuilder.
Oops Boys, There's always the TV's At Planet Fitness.
haha hey 'bob'. can I call you bob? how about dildo?
anyway bob tell me all about how much of a 'REAL bodybuilder' you are.
I'm curious as to what parameters one must meet to be considered a REAL bodybuilder. hmm let me get out my check list.
- grizzly weight belt.
- unwashed 'pitbull gym' grey sweat shirt that you can stand in the corner
- zubaz pants
- fanny pack containing amino acid tabs, nibs licorice and a Sony sports Walkman
- sept 1984 issue of muscle and fitness autographed by ray mentzer in my gym bag for inspiration between sets
- chalk
- grunting and dropping weights so people notice your not just a fat guy who thought he was walking into a Steak and Shake
miss anything there, sparky?
listen sunshine I'm going to make this very clear to you since you seem so enveloped in your glory years. I'd wipe the floor with you in the gym. yesterday, today and tomorrow.
walk a mile in your shoes? lol what the fuck for? so I sit around and reminisce about how great 'I used to be'? while your looking in the mirror watching your ever expanding waistline mushroom out of control, telling yourself it's ok, it's just age and wondering where your wife left the remnants of last night roast beef I'll be in the gym not using chalk and besting anything you ever did in your 'prime' or will do from that magical imaginary time period. hey you hung out with the best of the best tho. that's gotta count for something tho right?! haha who even says that?! I hung out with the best if the best blah blah blah you sound like gene Hackman dude.
see this Penelope ^ ? that's reality. if you'd quit patting yourself on the back about how great you used to be long enough pm me, I'd be happy to help you with your training and diet.
dismissed.