If He Agrees to Give Her Half in a Divorce.
Ok, I know the numbers are off a bit, but Tiger needs to give up on these white women like our very own, UNCLE WIGGS. Didn't he just give 110M to the ex? Well, that's ok because of the kids, booze and the golf club. There's a thing in the South called "color struck", and this negro got it bad. Call me crazy, but this might be a bit of a red flag. Eddie Murphy warned us about this in 1987, but guys are still making the same mistake. Tiger Woods is thinking about getting married, but Lindsey Vonn has some rules. “During a heart-to-heart about their future in early May, Tiger swore he’s a changed man and told Lindsey that he wants to buy her a ring this summer,” The Enquirer’s source said. “Tiger also casually mentioned that he’d already contacted his lawyers about drawing up a prenup to protect his assets.” The 28-year-old Vonn reportedly wants half of those assets if their marriage goes belly up. She even wants a cash payout for each affair. “Lindsey told Tiger that she’d marry him, but said that she wants half of his $600 million fortune if they divorce,” said the source. “And as insurance against him straying, Lindsey warned Tiger that he’ll also have to sign an agreement to give her a lump sum of $20 million for every incidence of cheating.” Slow down Tiger…….You just gave your ex-wife $110 million, I am going to need you to settle down. No need to be getting a ring this quickly, have some fun, chill on your yacht and bothering Sergio. Don’t end up like Johnny Carson.
