cswol wife does not want him on here
cswol is on vacation with his mom in arkansas
She's either concerned that he's using more gear because of the internet (likely true) or that he won't shut up about internet haters (likely true).
Either way, you can see her point.
That being said, I'm starting to get a wiggs style conspiracy theory transmission into my head. Fuck, I didn't put my tinfoil hat on, no wonder.
CSWOL's wife is concerned that as he reaches Flex Wheeler conditioning (0.0% bodyfat), his eye will begin to wander and her cupcake baking, lollipop making, french fry tasting ass will not be enough to please the savage newly reformed CSWOL. He will begin to pull tail that a 25% bodyfat man could only dream of.
I see her point.