The AnabolicHalo Threads and Ramblings

[visualizeperfection]

Huh? Is there something special about your arms? I'm guessing I could wrap my entire hand around your puny upper arms, touching my thumb to my index finger while squeezing the fat out like in popping a zit....there's no fun in that.

youre not going to bait me for a picture.

I see what youre doing here

[Roger Bacon]

Schmeau.

rofl

[Primemuscle]

Why do you care where he lives?

He lives on getbig as far as you should be concerned.

Truthfully, I don't care. I am just playing with all those folks who make suppositions about his true whereabouts. For example Primary Captain continually calls him a liar. I wonder why he cares whether AnabolicHalo is a liar or simply an amusement on Getbig. Personally, I think his "baby momma" tales are very amusing.

Who are you to tell me what should or should not concern me?

[visualizeperfection]

Truthfully, I don't care. I am just playing with all those folks who make suppositions about his true whereabouts. For example Primary Captain continually calls him a liar. I wonder why he cares whether AnabolicHalo is a liar or simply an amusement on Getbig. Personally, I think his "baby momma" tales are very amusing.

Who are you to tell me what should or should not concern me?

Visualize Perfection, the champion of orange county, slayer of box, primo finesse pimp of the land, getbigs resident big swinging dick.

[Primemuscle]

Visualize Perfection, the champion of orange county, slayer of box, primo finesse pimp of the land, getbigs resident big swinging dick.

You forgot to include extremely delusional egomaniac. 

[visualizeperfection]

You forgot to include extremely delusional egomaniac. 

cocklike forearms though

[visualizeperfection]

I believe I admitted to being bisexual. I doubt I discussed the details of my sex life. That is something I don't do.

[Mawse]

Such pictures are greatly pleasing to Primemuscle.

 Primemuscle demands more.

[visualizeperfection]

Such pictures are greatly pleasing to Primemuscle.

 Primemuscle demands more.

I think he prefers the younger crowd.

thats honestly most likely primeschmoe in that picture

[Roger Bacon]

cocklike forearms though

Big as a cock

[Roger Bacon]

I think he prefers the younger crowd.

thats honestly most likely primeschmoe in that picture

ROFL

Prime Schmoe can probably destroy a case of Cock Flavored Ensure.

[Mawse]

thats honestly most likely primeschmoe in that picture

No lie, it was actually linked to directly from primemuscles photobucket account.

I imagine he usually reads the board in a similar state of undress.

[visualizeperfection]

ROFL

Prime Schmoe can probably destroy a case of Cock Flavored Ensure.

are you suggesting that when he goes to coldstone the first thing he asks about is the price of double cock toppings?

[Roger Bacon]

are you suggesting that when he goes to coldstone the first thing he asks about is the price of double cock toppings?

ROFL... YES!!

He complained when his Ben and Jerry's "Chubby Hubby" didn't taste like a real Hubby. He demanded a refund when he found out "Chunky Monkey" wasn't queer code for fat cock.

[visualizeperfection]

ROFL... YES!!

He complained when his Ben and Jerry's "Chubby Hubby" didn't taste like a real Hubby. He demanded a refund when he found out "Chunky Monkey" wasn't queer code for fat cock.

ah its starting to make sense to me. in essence primeschmoe was disappointed when he found out soft serve wasnt a phallus reference.

he googled erect serve for months.

[Primemuscle]

I think he prefers the younger crowd.

thats honestly most likely primeschmoe in that picture

I've posted photos of myself. Luckily, I look nothing like this dude....thanks to good genetics.

[Primemuscle]

No lie, it was actually linked to directly from primemuscles photobucket account.

I imagine he usually reads the board in a similar state of undress.

You asswipes are so funny. Actually, I don't have a Photobucket account. Right now I am wearing jeans and a T-shirt....which I rock, BTW. But hey, if it make you feel good to believe that we old dudes all look like that character, go for it. Someday, you are going to be old too. My guess is most of you will look like shit.

[Primemuscle]

cocklike forearms though

If you say so. I've seen a cock or two in my day. None of them looked like your forearms though. Are you into fisting or something? No homo!

[visualizeperfection]

You asswipes are so funny. Actually, I don't have a Photobucket account. Right now I am wearing jeans and a T-shirt....which I rock, BTW. But hey, if it make you feel good to believe that we old dudes all look like that character, go for it. Someday, you are going to be old too. My guess is most of you will look like shit.

I wont ever be old.

I realized at a young age I wont live past 50.

If you say so. I've seen a cock or two in my day. None of them looked like your forearms though. Are you into fisting or something? No homo!

the cock reference is due to my forearm vascularity.

[Primemuscle]

ROFL

Prime Schmoe can probably destroy a case of Cock Flavored Ensure.

Probably. Have your fun. If you are lucky, you will someday be a geezer too. Ensure is just another protein drink, BTW.

[Primemuscle]

ah its starting to make sense to me. in essence primeschmoe was disappointed when he found out soft serve wasnt a phallus reference.

he googled erect serve for months.

How'd you know?

[Roger Bacon]

ah its starting to make sense to me. in essence primeschmoe was disappointed when he found out soft serve wasnt a phallus reference.

he googled erect serve for months.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was baffled to see a cone dispenser where he expected to find a condom machine.

[Primemuscle]

I wont ever be old.

I realized at a young age I wont live past 50.

the cock reference is due to my forearm vascularity.

My mom's fortune teller told her I would not live past 30 years. Obviously, her fortune teller was a hack. The funny part is my mom took out a life insurance policy on me. I guess she hoped I'd make her rich.

News flash, you will probably live to be a very old and decrepit man. Evil people live a long time. It is a form of punishment.  

[Primemuscle]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was baffled to see a cone dispenser where he expected to find a condom machine.

Don't you have to have sex with someone to need a condom? I'm an old schmoe according to you....who'd have sex with me? Ah the joys of being around for almost 70 years.

[Roger Bacon]

Don't you have to have sex with someone to need a condom? I'm an old schmoe according to you....who'd have sex with me? Ah the joys of being around for almost 70 years.

This is getbig, we're just fucking with you grandpa schmoses... Relax

I generally respect my elders, but you're insatiable apatite for young cock does scare me a little bit.