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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2013, 12:32:28 PM »
Many bodybuilders believe the key to growth is through exotic drug combinations. This is simply not true. With the exception of the last 8 or so weeks of contest prep, there is very little reason to use drugs like trenbolone, masteron, winstrol, anavar, halotestin, etc. If your goal is to gain as much size as possible it boils down to 3 simple components:

1) Lots of food
2) Heavy training
3) Lots of testosterone, nandralone, dianabol, anadrol, growth hormone and insulin

There is simply no need for elaborate combinations of 6 different anabolic steroids in varying doses to become huge. For example, a simple an effective protocol that will transform anyone into a "mass monster" would be:

2,000mg testosterone
1,000mg nandralone
100mg dbol
10iu hGH
15iu insulin first thing AM, and post workout

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2013, 01:15:07 PM »
Bodybuilding has been a sport I've been admiring from afar for years now. I've always been too busy because of school, work or other commitments to really get involved. But I had an awakening last month when a co-worker suddenly died of a heart attack. I made a decision right then and there to become a hardcore bodybuilder. One, because I need to improve my health because that could be me next time DOA at the emergency room and reason number two, life is just too short to not be doing what I enjoy. So at the age of 42 I diving right in the deep end of bodybuilding. I joined Gold's Gym, went to the sports store and bought a weight belt and lifting gloves, stopped at GNC and bought a weight gainer protein, a jar of creatine capsules, a tribulus test booster and a tub of One More Rep. I bought a copy of Arnold's Encyclopedia. I also subscribed to Flex magazine and Muscular Development. I registered at Getbig and Bodybuilding.com Have I missed anything?LOL Had my first workout Saturday and I'm sore as heck. I look forward to learning more about this awesome sport. Thanks guys.

What a fucking tool you are, you have being a fat fuck all your life, i see people like you everyday walk on the thread mill for 5min lift a 5pound dumbell then drink your weight gainer, in 3 months you will be even more of a fat fuck than you are right now then you will quit and get even fatter then you are now,  if you have a woman and thats a big if, she will start to tell you she has a headace when you want to fuck.

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2013, 01:57:30 PM »
One of my favorite builders:

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2013, 02:09:55 PM »
LOL I see I should have waited until after 5pm to post when the adults log on.
These are the adults, the mature ones!

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2013, 02:11:46 PM »
"I made a decision right then and there to become a hardcore bodybuilder. One, because I need to improve my health because that could be me next time DOA at the emergency room and reason number two, life is just too short to not be doing what I enjoy."

So you think that becoming a 'hardcore bodybuilder' will improve your health? LOL, you have no clue. However, becoming a 'hardcore bodybuilder' is a great way to shorten your lifespan.

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2013, 02:15:14 PM »
"I made a decision right then and there to become a hardcore bodybuilder. One, because I need to improve my health because that could be me next time DOA at the emergency room and reason number two, life is just too short to not be doing what I enjoy."

So you think that becoming a 'hardcore bodybuilder' will improve your health? LOL, you have no clue. However, becoming a 'hardcore bodybuilder' is a great way to shorten your lifespan.
To me hardcore means three on/one off double splits, chicken/rice every three hours, walking the walk and talking the talk.

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #31 on: July 15, 2013, 02:21:32 PM »
To me hardcore means three on/one off double splits, chicken/rice every three hours, walking the walk and talking the talk.

double splits? Are you retired?
'Hardcore' also means the inclusion of PEDs.

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2013, 02:23:42 PM »
Bend over and show us your balloon knot.

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2013, 02:24:58 PM »
double splits? Are you retired?
'Hardcore' also means the inclusion of PEDs.

Don't waste too much time....the Flex MD lingo, catch words and useless powder pushing verbiage will flow from this newb like jizz from tboombs anus.

He has read Arnies book....all secrets have been revealed to him.

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #34 on: July 15, 2013, 02:33:00 PM »
Don't waste too much time....the Flex MD lingo, catch words and useless powder pushing verbiage will flow from this newb like jizz from tboombs anus.

He has read Arnies book....all secrets have been revealed to him.

LOL, you're right, but why bashing another newby? I can only encourage him to read Getbig and to forget the magazines.

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #35 on: July 15, 2013, 03:36:32 PM »
what a fucking loser, i nearly spat my coffee out when i read to ' bought a subscription to flex and md'  oh brother!!!

 ;D ;D ;D "right" publications  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #36 on: July 15, 2013, 03:38:22 PM »
Take up golf instead........

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #37 on: July 15, 2013, 03:41:32 PM »
 ;D

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #38 on: July 15, 2013, 04:06:06 PM »
LOL I see I should have waited until after 5pm to post when the adults log on.

Fuck you. Now post your gaping asshole pics you homo (no homo).

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #39 on: July 15, 2013, 04:16:11 PM »
I don't believe that post is for real for a minute. If I'm wrong I'll say this. If you want some laughs stay on this site. If you want training advice run from this site as fast as you can. Bodybuilding is  a sport based on drug use. Bodybuilding the way most practice it will do little for your health. You're in your 40's and you are taking a high caloric weight gainer? That is insanity. You want to get lean and not be a fatty permabulker in a tight shirt looking like a fool.

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #40 on: July 15, 2013, 04:19:39 PM »
Nothing like serious replies to a gimmick, strange how its always the Americans who fall for it too

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #41 on: July 15, 2013, 05:49:47 PM »
I don't believe that post is for real for a minute. If I'm wrong I'll say this. If you want some laughs stay on this site. If you want training advice run from this site as fast as you can. Bodybuilding is  a sport based on drug use. Bodybuilding the way most practice it will do little for your health. You're in your 40's and you are taking a high caloric weight gainer? That is insanity. You want to get lean and not be a fatty permabulker in a tight shirt looking like a fool.

Listen to this sage, "arnoldfan41"...he learned this from experience.  
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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #42 on: July 15, 2013, 06:08:42 PM »
Did you know that wearing brown paper bags in the Gold's Venice bathroom is just the finishing touch?

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #43 on: July 15, 2013, 06:11:36 PM »
he can just read the encyclopedia front and back and then choose which way to go.

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #44 on: July 15, 2013, 07:43:09 PM »
Buy the galeniko no one book.

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #45 on: July 15, 2013, 08:16:53 PM »
ahole is strong in this one,,,,

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #46 on: July 15, 2013, 08:35:13 PM »
good copypasta

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #47 on: July 15, 2013, 09:02:34 PM »
Looks like Flex (& other BS) is gone from Barnes & Nobles bookshops in the States  ;D
Covers must be scary for little ones  ;D

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #48 on: July 16, 2013, 05:09:46 AM »
Bodybuilding has been a sport I've been admiring from afar for years now. I've always been too busy because of school, work or other commitments to really get involved. But I had an awakening last month when a co-worker suddenly died of a heart attack. I made a decision right then and there to become a hardcore bodybuilder. One, because I need to improve my health because that could be me next time DOA at the emergency room and reason number two, life is just too short to not be doing what I enjoy. So at the age of 42 I diving right in the deep end of bodybuilding. I joined Gold's Gym, went to the sports store and bought a weight belt and lifting gloves, stopped at GNC and bought a weight gainer protein, a jar of creatine capsules, a tribulus test booster and a tub of One More Rep. I bought a copy of Arnold's Encyclopedia. I also subscribed to Flex magazine and Muscular Development. I registered at Getbig and Bodybuilding.com Have I missed anything?LOL Had my first workout Saturday and I'm sore as heck. I look forward to learning more about this awesome sport. Thanks guys.


Welcome, hope you find your time here fun and informative.

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Re: New to bodybuilding
« Reply #49 on: July 16, 2013, 09:15:21 AM »
One of my favorite builders:

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