Author Topic: Shit!!!Crazy weird old man strength!!! (Read 5491 times)

Marty Champions · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2013, 04:38:42 PM »

this shit never gets old seeing this

he comes from a genetic line out of Den-Mark wich is close kin to those out of the Falcon-Den

US MUSL · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2013, 04:47:41 PM »

Wonder how much of that is real?

Fortress · « **Reply #3 on:** July 19, 2013, 04:59:15 PM »

The way the bar is "wiggling" when he stands with the weight, I'd say if it's not what's claimed, it is at least HEAVY. As all hell.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #4 on:** July 19, 2013, 04:59:23 PM »

SF1900 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 19, 2013, 05:01:14 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on July 19, 2013, 04:32:00 PM

Is that considered functional strength? I mean can he jump a wall? Climb a rope? Crawl under barbwire? These are all things that crossfitters do.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #6 on:** July 19, 2013, 05:07:09 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 19, 2013, 05:01:14 PM

Is that considered functional strength? I mean can he jump a wall? Climb a rope? Crawl under barbwire? These are all things that crossfitters do.

in the foothills and buried pyramid tunnels of den-mark they could do anything

Fortress · « **Reply #7 on:** July 19, 2013, 05:13:20 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 19, 2013, 05:01:14 PM

Is that considered functional strength? I mean can he jump a wall? Climb a rope? Crawl under barbwire? These are all things that crossfitters do.

Of course it's functional strength (he's displaying its function in the video). His measure of absolute strength gives him the ability to apply X amount of force against opposition. Anything is functional if its developed with that use in mind. Form becomes function.

If you wanna climb a rope, well, climb a rope. If you want to be able to hoist several hundred pounds, don't spend your time and energy running marathons.

Van_Bilderass · « **Reply #8 on:** July 19, 2013, 05:18:00 PM »

Just another bullshit artist. Worse than Sri Shinmoy.

Mawse · « **Reply #9 on:** July 19, 2013, 05:22:24 PM »

Fat old bullshitter, he's a circus performer.

Lol that anyone would think those are real weights

asbrus · « **Reply #10 on:** July 19, 2013, 08:48:40 PM »

Quote from: Mawse on July 19, 2013, 05:22:24 PM

Fat old bullshitter, he's a circus performer.

Lol that anyone would think those are real weights

IT'S REAL. HE'S WELL KN0WN IN RUSSIA. HE WAS PARALYZED IN A WHEELCHAIR BEF0RE T00.

asbrus · « **Reply #11 on:** July 19, 2013, 08:51:30 PM »

Quote from: Mawse on July 19, 2013, 05:22:24 PM

Fat old bullshitter, he's a circus performer.

Lol that anyone would think those are real weights

HE IS A CIRCUS PERF0MER IN RUSSIA. HE PERF0RMS AMAZING FEATS 0F STRENGTH. L0L AT Y0U FUCKTARDS THINKING HE'S A SCAM ARTIST WITH FAKE PLATES.

FAKE CAR AB0VE

chaos · « **Reply #12 on:** July 19, 2013, 08:54:43 PM »

Assbruise back with a vengeance.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #13 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:01:40 PM »

If you don't keep your Windows updates current you will be in trouble.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #14 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:03:48 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on July 19, 2013, 09:01:40 PM

If you don't keep your Windows updates current you will be in trouble.

good advice thats why my old computere is fucked but i still use it barely

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #15 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:10:26 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on July 19, 2013, 09:03:48 PM

good advice thats why my old computere is fucked but i still use it barely

I helped Borracho fix his recently been working on computers awhile. If it will get on porno and GB all you need neega.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #16 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:12:27 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on July 19, 2013, 09:10:26 PM

I helped Borracho fix his recently been working on computers awhile. If it will get on porno and GB all you need neega.

sometimes if i can time it right i can get in that morning workout wich helps me avoid the morning porno. that is key because then hoes will get the signal from your antenna while your working and show up on the job site

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #17 on:** July 19, 2013, 09:35:32 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on July 19, 2013, 09:12:27 PM

sometimes if i can time it right i can get in that morning workout wich helps me avoid the morning porno. that is key because then hoes will get the signal from your antenna while your working and show up on the job site

I can fix it or I got some computers for sale a discount for the Falcon. You getting the roof fixed whats it gonna cost?

Krankenstein · « **Reply #18 on:** July 20, 2013, 04:35:36 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 19, 2013, 05:01:14 PM

Is that considered functional strength? I mean can he jump a wall? Climb a rope? Crawl under barbwire? These are all things that crossfitters do.

When do CFers crawl under barbed wire?

Can he pull a bus? Throw beer kegs over a wall? These are things that WSM competitors do.

Can he get his dick sucked under a towel? Can he have sex with old men? Can he pose on web cam? Don a thong and flex for said old men? Become drug 'experts' by reading message boards? These are things bodybuilders do.

Krankenstein · « **Reply #19 on:** July 20, 2013, 04:37:00 AM »

Quote from: Fortress on July 19, 2013, 04:59:15 PM

The way the bar is "wiggling" when he stands with the weight, I'd say if it's not what's claimed, it is at least HEAVY. As all hell.

I think that has to do with the amount of "whip" in a bar. Check out how much an Eleiko competition bar bends.

gym**rat · « **Reply #20 on:** July 20, 2013, 05:45:21 AM »

It was crazy he did the squat and the bench with no spotter.

anabolichalo · « **Reply #21 on:** July 20, 2013, 05:48:10 AM »

i prefer ronnie coleman videos, not watching that white man that looks like shit

Henda · « **Reply #22 on:** July 20, 2013, 05:49:07 AM »

He looks disgusting

chaos · « **Reply #23 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:01:28 AM »

From the responses in this thread I learned....that old man is stronger than getbiggers and he obviously does not meet the physical requirements of attractiveness that certain getbiggers need in order to get off.

Knooger · « **Reply #24 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:18:39 AM »

Quote from: chaos on July 20, 2013, 06:01:28 AM

From the responses in this thread I learned....that old man is stronger than getbiggers and he obviously does not meet the physical requirements of attractiveness that certain getbiggers need in order to get off.

Yup, I tried to crack one off to that video but was unable to finish.