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Paranoid schizophreniaBy Mayo Clinic staff
Paranoid schizophrenia is one of several types of schizophrenia, a
chronic mental illness in which a person loses touch with reality (psychosis). The
classic features of paranoid schizophrenia are having delusions and hearing things that aren't real.
With paranoid schizophrenia, your ability to think and function in daily life may be better than with other types of schizophrenia. You may not have as many problems with memory, concentration or dulled emotions. Still,
paranoid schizophrenia is a serious, lifelong condition that can lead to many complications, including suicidal behavior.With effective treatment, you can manage the symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia and work toward leading a happier, healthier life.