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REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« on: July 20, 2013, 04:35:14 PM »
Firstly, for all we know GoSUCK is "patterned" after Special Forces training like The Exorcist is based on a true story; secondly, even if the patterning is there, GoSUCK is probably a sad simulacrum of what the real guys do (and probably necessarily so); and thirdly, what's certain is that it serves as a beacon for gun queers and other military culture-obsessed types who want to make-believe they are anything approximating the real deal in order to feel, well, special, some of the most obnoxious people on the planet -- invariably white douchenozzles pathetically trying to emulate the real guys' sunglasses, minimalist wear, and hairstyle in a civilian context (Spec Ops at the grocery store!), except with more mean mugging.

Gayer than being so haunted by neuroses in old age that you need to treat a pool party like a contest with a proper prep beforehand, oh brother. GoSUCK yourselves, you cultish queers.*

*Any derogatory comments towards homosexuality pertain only to a specific type, i.e., the non-OMRian variety.



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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2013, 04:42:22 PM »
This way they can feel tough without the possibility of being shot at or killed.

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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2013, 04:42:54 PM »
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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2013, 04:45:20 PM »
LOL - we did 12 miles - PT - log carries - like telephone pole carries fir 80 blocks from 120st street to time square today - and you want to joke. 


LOL 



Wow! Sounds heavy. Must have been sweaty!


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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2013, 04:51:15 PM »
Looks like something coach would do

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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2013, 04:53:41 PM »
50lb ruck sack for q12 miles


No joke - had sand up in my shit from the get go - try that you gsy fags for 12 miles

12 miles w sand EVERYWHERE carrying a log , 50lbs ruck sack , kettlebells, barbells, etc  

Fucking TWINKS on this site would die after 30 minutes of thus shit


I see this was a non black group

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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2013, 04:54:23 PM »

I see this was a non black group

There is a black guy.
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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2013, 04:55:00 PM »
There is a black guy.

My bad I just spotted wiggs

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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2013, 04:55:40 PM »
50lb ruck sack for q12 miles


No joke - had sand up in my shit from the get go - try that you gsy fags for 12 miles

12 miles w sand EVERYWHERE carrying a log , 50lbs ruck sack , kettlebells, barbells, etc  

Fucking TWINKS on this site would die after 30 minutes of thus shit


While you make a valid point, I bet not one of those people in that photo could bench 500+ or squat 500+ Thus, any powerlifter could easily call each one of those guys in the photo a twink.

Those guys in the photo dont care about benching 500+ pounds, just as most getbiggers dont care about running 12 miles with a log on our backs.

I am gathering most getbiggers lift weights and train to get big. I have no desire to run a 12 mile with a log on my back. If I trained for it, I probably could. I just choose not to. It does not make me a twink. It makes me someone who does not care about running around obstacle courses.

Again, its all perspective.
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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2013, 04:56:18 PM »
50lb ruck sack for q12 miles


No joke - had sand up in my shit from the get go - try that you gsy fags for 12 miles

12 miles w sand EVERYWHERE carrying a log , 50lbs ruck sack , kettlebells, barbells, etc  

Fucking TWINKS on this site would die after 30 minutes of thus shit



Did you hit the chick on the left? :D

Looks good

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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2013, 04:56:48 PM »
My bad I just spotted wiggs

One single black guy. He must be the ice t character from Surviving The Game
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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2013, 04:58:52 PM »
Thick ass and legs on the tourist whore on the left


How did the rooster do?

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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2013, 04:59:37 PM »
correct - but its nothing to sneeze at and its fucking HARD


I am sure it is difficult to do. I would not be able to do it.

However, this does not take away from the fact that it is funny to see these people swimming through ponds/rivers or whatever like elite NAVY Seals and running around obstacle courses like their life is in danger lol. Is it difficult to do these things? Probably is. Is it fun to make fun of them? DEFINITELY!!  ;D ;D
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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2013, 05:03:39 PM »
The natty permabulker in full Call of Duty regalia holding the flag is acting like he just landed on Iwo Jima.

This is a clown party of epic proportions.
 

Yes, some of these clowns are funny.

Im sorry, but the people that do these events think they are elite warriors or something. I mean, come on....lol
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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2013, 05:03:53 PM »
2 chicks on the left were not even part of my group LOL!!!

Great legs on Lefty

Was there an Afterparty? :D

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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2013, 05:05:30 PM »
Yup - and my boy Ray hooked up too -


Im engaged so I cant do shit right now - bit there are a lot of crossfit women doing these things

Got more pics of Lefty?

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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2013, 05:07:22 PM »
This way they can feel tough without the possibility of being shot at or killed.

Yes, acting super-hardcore around civilians in a desperate ploy to impress, complete with stern faces and super badass military gear, despite being a manlet shorter than the average Swedish woman and dabbling on the internet virtually all day.


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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2013, 05:07:30 PM »
Chics on the left jumped in on the pic bt not part of the GRT group

AHA! Just an Attentionwhore outta nowhere

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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2013, 05:08:40 PM »
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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2013, 05:09:15 PM »
Looking big 333386

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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2013, 05:10:10 PM »
Yes, acting super-hardcore around civilians in a desperate ploy to impress, complete with stern faces and super badass military gear, despite being a manlet shorter than the average Swedish woman and posting across the internet virtually all day.



I did it - you troll me now despite the fact that you are a pos

You = FAIL

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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2013, 05:11:47 PM »
And the jumping around in the playground sand box is the height of douchebaggery.

If I was a parent there w/ my kid I'd be pretty annoyed at these idiots.

Its to make everyone very miserable for the rest of the day.   That sand under your straps of the 50lb ruck SUCK 

Sand everywhere while you are running sand carrying heavy shit SUCKS!!!

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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2013, 05:20:11 PM »
I'm sorry, but this is akin to putting on an apron and showing off your guns in the kitchen with the women while baking brownies.Anything a 100 pound woman takes part in isnt worth bragging about.

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Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2013, 05:25:22 PM »
Good job 333386. Im sure it wasnt easy. You look to be in great shape too.