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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2013, 06:18:33 AM »
Well young.. I saw a great 20 year old chick in my gym, but fuck.. I could have been her dad  :-[ :P
It prob wasn't the very first article, but Kevin's picture made a huge impact on me. It was from an issue from the early nineties, when I started lifting. Back then, M&F was a decent magazine, but Ironman Europe will be my lifetime favorite. I remember that I swapped an Italian version for a Dutch one with my gym owner, who was Italian, so that was a win-win.


in the early ninties Musclemag International was also a good magazine, but by 1995 it went downhill fast
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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2013, 07:57:38 AM »
Wow, you're such a whiny bitch these days.

Try eating an extra scoop of protein in your coffee and lighten up.


i might just do that.

thanks for your opinion. i'll let you know when it counts for something there, penelope.
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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2013, 08:06:19 AM »
chill out ffs

its time you stopped believing your own hype cup cake

your ego is out of control


see, this is how it is.

i help people. i know that thats hard for you to comprehend. mostly cause i have never seen you offer anything remotely intelligent or constructive in a thread. you 'try' to be funny. its embarrassing but i tolerate it and try not to ridicule you for it.

however im sure and your bf 'bigcyp' lol could offer constructive advise on how to alleviate the symptoms associated with carpal tunnel syndrome from jerking each other off in every thread you two clowns post in. lol



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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2013, 08:35:46 AM »
I still remember the first 3 articles -

My friend had a stack of them in a crate that I'd paw through when I was bored -

1) It was  Titus / Prince article on their rivalry, etc.... Daisy Dukes aplenty. I remember how gay it looked, two men pointing and touching each other with smug looks and greasy bodies -

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2) Muscle Mag swimsuit issue - Not sure of the year, but I remember Marla Duncan was all through it.

3) Muscle Media 2000 - Poliquin had a Hamstring article that was quite good. The thing I remember most was my friend's older brother stopping looking at Danny Hester (left) , and telling us that if you went to GNC, bought protein powder, and spent a good year or two in the gym non-stop, you could look like that. He then mentioned that one of these days he'd do just that  :).

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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2013, 08:58:23 AM »
see, this is how it is.

i help people. i know that thats hard for you to comprehend. mostly cause i have never seen you offer anything remotely intelligent or constructive in a thread. you 'try' to be funny. its embarrassing but i tolerate it and try not to ridicule you for it.

however im sure and your bf 'bigcyp' lol could offer constructive advise on how to alleviate the symptoms associated with carpal tunnel syndrome from jerking each other off in every thread you two clowns post in. lol





you are cu nt

end of argument  :-*
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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2013, 09:16:41 AM »



hahahaha ok sparky have a great day with all your hurt feelings you fucking pansy. lol

holy shit melts like ice cream in the sun. awesome. stay on the rail sunshine you won't get hurt.
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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2013, 09:34:21 AM »
i never rly read

just gasped at ronnie's pics and argued furiously with my family he was natural

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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2013, 09:40:20 AM »


hahahaha ok sparky have a great day with all your hurt feelings you fucking pansy. lol

holy shit melts like ice cream in the sun. awesome. stay on the rail sunshine you won't get hurt.

keep telling yourself that

in between typing 10000 word essays about how you dont give a fuck  :-*
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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2013, 09:46:57 AM »
 ;Dfirst 4 mags i bought as a young goober. first article i read was phil grippaldi the lifters corner in strength and health.
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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #34 on: July 25, 2013, 10:46:41 AM »
Read it when it was Muscle Builder, before it was called Muscle and Fitness! Remember the first article I read was about Robby Robinson, had a black and white pic of him with the caption Monster!

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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #35 on: July 25, 2013, 11:18:23 AM »
it would seem no one failed his village people audition for being too camp

Didnt he use this audition as one of the reasons he couldn't meet fatalice in Canada to throw hands, as well as admitting he was shitting his pants,BigMc?

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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #36 on: July 25, 2013, 11:22:45 AM »
Didnt he use this audition as one of the reasons he couldn't meet fatalice in Canada to throw hands, as well as admitting he was shitting his pants,BigMc?

apparently he was to weak from fasting for 300 days to get from 4 to 3.9 percent bf
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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2013, 11:29:53 AM »
apparently he was to weak from fasting for 300 days to get from 4 to 3.9 percent bf

Yes, he couldn't leave the house at such obesity or the life partners across the street may be put off.

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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2013, 11:30:51 AM »
Yes, he couldn't leave the house at such obesity or the life partners across the street may be put off.

he was going to a pool party the following weekend so could only eat 5 calories a day
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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2013, 11:33:03 AM »
he was going to a pool party the following weekend so could only eat 5 calories a day

I thought it was pool cleaning

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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2013, 11:35:09 AM »
I thought it was pool cleaning

no pool cleaning puts him in a catabolic state

he is shipped into the party by parcel express

stays static to maintain the anabolic environment

then is posted home first class after amazing the party goers with his exceptional conditioning
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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2013, 11:46:31 AM »
no pool cleaning puts him in a catabolic state

he is shipped into the party by parcel express

stays static to maintain the anabolic environment

then is posted home first class after amazing the party goers with his exceptional conditioning

Hahahahahahaha, legit lol at this one  ;D

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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #42 on: July 25, 2013, 12:22:48 PM »
Can't remember the exact article I first read but this was definitely the first bodybuilding magazine I ever bought:



The year was October 1992, I was 15 years old and wished to become a better lover.  ;D

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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #43 on: July 25, 2013, 12:25:42 PM »


lets see. mine and gals threads 100's of pages and 10000's of views.

your threads? well, we see what you contribute. like this gem of a thread. 5 posts/ 75 views. lol woooooooow holy fuck let me catch my breath from all the impressed im feeling right now hahahaha

nice job speedbag. keep up the great work- now dont go thinking im being sarcastic, sparky- people appreciate good threads more when you post.

with 85 pages of me and you arguing.

Lol

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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #44 on: July 25, 2013, 12:27:20 PM »
see, this is how it is.

i help people. i know that thats hard for you to comprehend. mostly cause i have never seen you offer anything remotely intelligent or constructive in a thread. you 'try' to be funny. its embarrassing but i tolerate it and try not to ridicule you for it.

however im sure and your bf 'bigcyp' lol could offer constructive advise on how to alleviate the symptoms associated with carpal tunnel syndrome from jerking each other off in every thread you two clowns post in. lol




Roughly translated as please leave me alone, I dont want you two ganging up on me.
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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #45 on: July 25, 2013, 12:29:56 PM »
sometime in the early 80s,it was a letter type article tim Belknap wrote to joe weider,thanking him and ordering weider supps.

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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #46 on: July 25, 2013, 12:39:37 PM »

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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #47 on: July 25, 2013, 01:28:27 PM »
in the early ninties Musclemag International was also a good magazine, but by 1995 it went downhill fast
^^
In the late eighties to early nineties it was VERY good too, I actually subscribed back then when I was in the Military!
Vince Gironda used to have a column every issue, back then...

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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #48 on: July 25, 2013, 02:45:30 PM »
My dear grandmother noticed I was turning into quite the young permabulker and gave me Body for Life.

She gave me the tools at a young age to pull tons of pussy.

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Re: Describe the first muscle and fitness article you remember reading
« Reply #49 on: July 26, 2013, 12:28:05 AM »
^^
In the late eighties to early nineties it was VERY good too, I actually subscribed back then when I was in the Military!
Vince Gironda used to have a column every issue, back then...

i always read the gironda column and also the zulag one
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