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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #450 on: August 20, 2013, 11:46:16 PM »
ok, little bit updating, been busy making the female population happy.

so was out clubbing, met a whole female football team after in the club the security gurads asked me to wear a shirt instead of tanktop, absolute pathetic.anyway that night isnt worth special further mention, but another beach story is.

so couple days, was on the beach with 2 frends, think me, another jacked but taller guy and model faced guy who skinyfat, dont train, this way we can cather to various groups of females theres something for them all.

so we lay there, checking the scene discreetly like hawks, the taller guy tries his luck with some horseteethed tall girl for warmup and miserably fails.
now comes this milf along with a bikini that basicaly consists of nothing, shes always been eyefucking me(so do many, i enjoy when whores who are there with their beta boyfrends do that), so i chat her up, she says she waiting for another female frend to come, and asks if we mind guarding her stuff while she goes into the water.
i say no problem frends will guard i come to the water with you, and walk infront of her, full well knowing she will have vaginal meltdown looking at my striated back and the "make me babies" inducing v taper of my upper body.
another positive aspect is, the women there see im approachable, so on my way through the crowd full of women staring at my fully discreetly flexed abs, i "offer" her a hand to guide her so she doesnt fall over ;)
then we go into the water,go out, i see how she cant help but to stare at the water soaked godlike physique.
then we sit down and start some talk, very shortly after she says her ex is bodybuilder, i tell her when you had one the normal men seem like runner up price, she laughs,soon after we all start talking sex matters.
she actually said "you guys seem very hormonized"haha, she meant to say harmonized as in good team, but since then she always calls us the hormonized.
so we talk about sexual preferences and we ask her if she likes the russian sunglasses technique(a term we invented)she says whats that, we explain to her ful loud so half beach can hear, its when the guy sits on her face with balls on her eyes and she licks his asshole ;D
furthermore, i tell her woman must wear the porn shoes and stockings for sex or i refuse, my frends agree with me as if its most normal thing in the world(good conditioning them trick),she says she sees it the same way.
and then offers to make us dinner some day soon.i ask her to go shopping some shoes soon, to which she freneticaly agrees.

by now her female frend has arrived, shes also a milf hottie, but not so shaven under the biini area, we 3 make council and talk about the issue, bc that girl also wants to join that dinner, where we obviously plan to have epic 4some or so, and hairy vagina has no lace there, so we decide its my duty to ensure they both come shaved.

the day goes by, we have fun, and i take the numbers of both the girls, and meet the first one today, went bit shopping into town.
she comes with epic high heels, dressed very sexy, i come with elegant trousers, elegant shoes ,hair full of gel, and not so elegant tank top,very skin tight,and the sporty convertible.
as were about to walk down stairs where she has problems due to heels, i just lift her up infront of many pl who eat at restarant and this is good opurtunity to flex triceps and biceps, the women in restarant all look with that glazed dreaming look in their eyes at me ,somer even say to their partners why dont you are so gentleman like that guy(me).
she still btw pretends not so much interest,this is importnat to know.
then we go into shoe shop and theres kinda cheap pair i like seeing on her and she ask if i buy them for her, i say no problem.
she loks at me suprised, and asks what i want in exchange for that.
i tell her right infront of the 2 saleswomen there "youll just have to waer them when we have sex" :D
and shes like" thats it?thats all you ask for?" i say yeah, sure the ice is broken at this point

so yeah took her home,fucked the daylights out of her, after that she said her female frend absolutely wants to fuck with me too, or with any of the frends, i tell her no problem we all would do her too she just has to shave, she says she will tell that to her frend.
i ask her if she dont mind if i have sex with her female frend to ,now after we had something, she said no problem(ofc she dont hink that, but she took good note when she asked me what annoys me about women and i replied i like being a free spirit and no like telling women what and when i do what).
and yes i did raw, but with pulling out and coming on the feet just bc i like that :D
she asked before if i want sex with or without condom, i started rolling eyes,and she smelled the coffe and said she likes it better without.

summer of love, this week 3 other girls waiting in line to be filled up with semen.so busy i have to select the less hot ones for later on or entirely drop them.

conclude, be shredded, dont be fatso. 8)


After big mc points out all Gals stories end up with him going home alone, he scores.   ::)

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Re: galeniko @ tekkno parade and beacvh stories thread
« Reply #451 on: August 20, 2013, 11:47:40 PM »
don't take this like an insult but you gotta tell me the places those girls you hook up with hang out because i'm bigger and as lean as you and in the places i go to girls don't tend to want to bite my cock off!!


Good thing too, since you might what to have it for future use (your cock).

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #452 on: August 21, 2013, 12:18:41 AM »
After big mc points out all Gals stories end up with him going home alone, he scores.   ::)
lol i noticed that to. Gal is a good poster and its a shame hr ruins his credibility  with these bullshit beach stories. I cant belive  people are falling are  them

And correct me if im wrong but im pretty sure you have posted this story a couple of weeks ago

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #453 on: August 21, 2013, 12:31:03 AM »
lol i noticed that to. Gal is a good poster and its a shame hr ruins his credibility  with these bullshit beach stories. I cant belive  people are falling are  them

And correct me if im wrong but im pretty sure you have posted this story a couple of weeks ago

We men can be such braggarts! The funny aspect of this is that it does not impress women at all. I think when we brag we are trying to impress our fellow men (no homo). When you think about this and all of it's ramifications, it really does make you giggle a little. The saving grace is that guys have been braggarts since Adam blamed Eve for leading him down the erotic garden path with a mere apple.

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #454 on: August 21, 2013, 01:48:24 AM »
"so couple days, was on the beach with 2 frends, think me, another jacked but taller guy and model faced guy who skinyfat, dont train, this way we can always fuck between us when the lifeguard refuses our pederast proposals "

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #455 on: August 21, 2013, 01:51:16 AM »
I am not reading all that, bottom line did Gal pound any whores from the beach?

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #456 on: August 21, 2013, 02:08:04 AM »
I am not reading all that, bottom line did Gal pound any whores from the beach?
course he did, he fucked another jacked but taller guy and model faced guy who skinyfat

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #457 on: August 21, 2013, 03:50:49 AM »
manualsuck and bj jeff are like 2 bitter spermatozoids who just landed on the carpet

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #458 on: August 21, 2013, 03:55:32 AM »
;D

i dont give a shit about bicmc opinion, i didnt even care to comment his pisstake back there whre "he didnt get it", and uh the sex part, i can see how thats so hard to imagine for some ppl here, cant have sex with keyboard, i know know.

hell to be clear for the professional wankers here, i have very liberal gf, can get "laid" at the snip of finger, for christ sake ::)

as for menstruation bob, i can see, his vagina still hurts a bit from the steroid explanation he got rolled over in another thread,lol, days after the facto.

@manuelson(of a white trash whore), listen i dont ever read your posts, seriously, butik i know you read mine and hate it with all you have, have a nice day, mongoloid :-*


menstruation bob lol  ;D
Only 18 year old kids belive this storys. As i said you posted this story before but this time you fucked her  ::)

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #459 on: August 21, 2013, 03:56:40 AM »
;D

i dont give a shit about bicmc opinion, i didnt even care to comment his pisstake back there whre "he didnt get it", and uh the sex part, i can see how thats so hard to imagine for some ppl here, cant have sex with keyboard, i know know.

hell to be clear for the professional wankers here, i have very liberal gf, can get "laid" at the snip of finger, for christ sake ::)

as for menstruation bob, i can see, his vagina still hurts a bit from the steroid explanation he got rolled over in another thread,lol, days after the fact.

@manuelson(of a white trash whore), listen i dont ever read your posts, seriously, but i know you read mine and hate it with all you have, have a nice day, mongoloid :-*


:)) u delusional old guido, nobody reads nothing, we re here to curse a little bit some imbeciles like yourself, but there is no hate here, only laughter

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #460 on: August 21, 2013, 04:12:19 AM »
manualsuck and bj jeff are like 2 bitter spermatozoids who just landed on the carpet

Manualbumstimulation, Semeningob, and bUKakebreath paving the way for male sanitary towels in this thread oh brother

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #461 on: August 21, 2013, 08:00:31 AM »
Galestinko, while I appreciate your efforts at keeping us entertained, you ought to keep your fake stories straight. You already told the '<beach, milf, Russian sunglasses . . .>' story, albeit with a different ending.

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #462 on: August 21, 2013, 08:03:49 AM »
Manualbumstimulation, Semeningob, and bUKakebreath paving the way for male sanitary towels in this thread oh brother
LOL AT THE NAMES...

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #463 on: August 21, 2013, 12:50:01 PM »
Galestinko, while I appreciate your efforts at keeping us entertained, you ought to keep your fake stories straight. You already told the '<beach, milf, Russian sunglasses . . .>' story, albeit with a different ending.
lol i remember that but he ignores it.

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #464 on: August 21, 2013, 12:53:49 PM »

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #465 on: August 21, 2013, 12:57:43 PM »
as for menstruation bob, i can see, his vagina still hurts a bit from the steroid explanation he got rolled over in another thread,lol, days after the fact.

IF you mess with Mentzer Bob you mess with me Gaystinko!

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #466 on: August 21, 2013, 01:00:01 PM »
how the fuck did this turn into a botty groink thread?!?!


I blame jizzo
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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #467 on: August 21, 2013, 01:03:34 PM »
Galineko you ever catch anything from your exploits?

Not hating, just curious how you manage that
He caught ugly a long time ago.

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #468 on: August 21, 2013, 01:08:58 PM »
course he did, he fucked another jacked but taller guy and model faced guy who skinyfat
:D

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #469 on: August 21, 2013, 01:09:37 PM »
Galineko you ever catch anything from your exploits?

Not hating, just curious how you manage that
Of course if you fuck around expect the odd trip to clap clinic.
galeniko shared with me the secret of freezing of your genital warts with your tin of anti persprant ;)

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #470 on: August 21, 2013, 01:12:01 PM »
"come with elegant trousers, elegant shoes ,hair full of gel, and not so elegant tank top,very skin tight,and the sporty convertible."

With that getup are you sure your not in New Jersey?  ;)  

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #471 on: August 22, 2013, 12:10:38 PM »
;D

i dont give a shit about bicmc opinion, i didnt even care to comment his pisstake back there whre "he didnt get it", and uh the sex part, i can see how thats so hard to imagine for some ppl here, cant have sex with keyboard, i know know.

hell to be clear for the professional wankers here, i have very liberal gf, can get "laid" at the snip of finger, for christ sake ::)

as for menstruation bob, i can see, his vagina still hurts a bit from the steroid explanation he got rolled over in another thread,lol, days after the fact.

@manuelson(of a white trash whore), listen i dont ever read your posts, seriously, but i know you read mine and hate it with all you have, have a nice day, mongoloid :-*



i know you don't give a shit its what makes you such a good poster

i did get it i just made a joke

nice meltdown by the way doesn't suit you

must be the sexual frustration from all those fake fucks
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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #472 on: August 22, 2013, 12:36:49 PM »


must be the sexual frustration from all those fake fucks
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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #473 on: August 25, 2013, 03:49:58 PM »
heres another one of my "fake"( ::)) fucks:


went out to have some food, she came to the date in this dress with nothing under it.

very classy girl, didnt mind when i put up her dress in public etc.very intelectual and fun.

i went to the date with mafia style trousers, and a top that takes bit courage to wear out, v taper on chest all the way down to navel 8)

gel into the van damme style hair and jumped into the fashionable sporty convertible, picked her up, already fingered the pussy a bit on the way into town.

shes staring at my chest and just cant remove her eyes from it, so after the meal ,we planned to go clubbing then see, we canceled the clubbing and went straight to my home, the galeniko love castle 8)

she brought some decent lingerie(she was told by me this is requirement upfront), then she removed my shirt and has her wetting minute staring at my muscular back, i already had full stiffy and then remove pants and everything, she goes like "my goodness now i know why slavs are popular lovers", so we went to bed, and got started, for good measure , i tried how far i can go, by first spitting on her vagina, then finger into the ass while fuck from the back, and then i knew id get away with spitting in her mouth, she got it real good, i put her foot in my mouth while doing her, she was in paradise, screaming uncontroledly, it mustve sounded like serial rape to the neighbors.

so before someone says made up story



now cue in someone saying thats random pic ;D

amd yes raw no pulling out.

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Re: Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread
« Reply #474 on: August 25, 2013, 04:00:11 PM »
one time some girl came up to me in a club and told me im like yersey shore.

i didnt know what that was, she told me its that tv show, then i knew and told her those are rank amateurs to me :D


its been out here to dress like that since about a decade or so, but i dont care ;D

Have your own version of the show  ;)