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Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« on: December 23, 2005, 08:39:59 AM »
Marky Mark?
Christian Bale?
Chick?

We know all of them are great actors who can pull this role off, and they all are buff enough.

any other ideas?

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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2005, 08:45:58 AM »
Jay plays an amicable, monosyllabic lunk. Always feels cheated.

Lavrone gets his first meaty lead role, with hair dyed dirty blond. His current bodyweight is perfect.

Ferrigno's part of an ensemble cast, plays the "good" bodybuilder with a conscience.

Buddy Ebson would have been a natural as Joe Weider.

In a plot twist, Lavrone decides to "give back to society" after previous prison time, visits Tookie Wilson.




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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2005, 08:57:29 AM »
Lavrone gets his first meaty role, with hair dyed dirty blond. His current bodyweight is perfect.

Ferrigno's part of an ensemble cast, plays the "good" bodybuilder with a conscience.

In a plot twist, Lavrone decides to "give back to society" and visits Tookie Wilson.


He visits Tookie's grave?

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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2005, 08:59:11 AM »
Garry Busey

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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2005, 08:59:36 AM »
Tookie's ashes are skattered enroute to Greece.

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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2005, 09:01:24 AM »

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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2005, 09:03:00 AM »
Rip Taylor would be perfect as Titus


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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2005, 09:06:01 AM »

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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2005, 09:06:17 AM »
Michael Duncan from Green Mile OWNS Tookie's role..

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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2005, 09:06:50 AM »
Damn that's a big bitch.

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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2005, 09:20:00 AM »
Cameo appearances:

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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2005, 09:22:28 AM »
do you think Titus will give the Thumbs up in his mug shot?
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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2005, 09:40:49 AM »
as if no one suggested Bruce Willis.

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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2005, 11:01:23 AM »
 Lee Priest shaves his head to play Titus.  Lauren Holley as Kelly.  Harvey Keitel (if he would actually do a Lifetime network movie) as Joe Weider.

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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2005, 02:02:04 PM »
Tom Prince  ;D

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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2005, 03:07:04 PM »
William Zabka.  He played Johnny in the Karate Kid.

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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2005, 03:08:49 PM »
do you think Titus will give the Thumbs up in his mug shot?

hahaha, good stuff.

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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2005, 04:22:30 PM »
Mickey Rooney as Titus.

Lou Ferrigno as Chick

Kenny Jones as Kelly Ryan

HAHA, RON.....

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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2005, 05:18:56 PM »
Mickey Rooney as Titus.

Lou Ferrigno as Chick

Kenny Jones as Kelly Ryan



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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2005, 05:22:46 PM »
when is this bloke gunna stop plucking his eyebrows


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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2005, 05:42:54 PM »
Lex Lugar
Motherboy (the band).

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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2005, 05:43:55 PM »
Lex Lugar

Nah, can't be.. Lex's gut is not as big as Titus
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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2005, 07:55:49 PM »
Arnols Schwarzentookie.
Jaejonna rows 125!!

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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2005, 08:11:12 PM »


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Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2005, 10:02:19 PM »
Sharon Stone as Kelly.
Brad Pitt bulked up as Titus.
Jennifer Anniston as the victim.
Jim Carrey as the freak guy.
Lou Ferrigno as "nail salon swat guy #35".
Wilford Brimley as the trucker.
Gunter as Chic.
Jack Black as the WalMart cashier.