Author Topic: Why is Duck Dynasty the highest rated cable TV show EVERY??? Seriously WTF (Read 18305 times)

Marty Champions · « **on:** August 16, 2013, 04:11:07 PM »

it is the most boring show ever. These guys are lazy pussies who do nothing !!

there wives look pretty good but the show fucking sucks

Big N · « **Reply #1 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:11:57 PM »

Which state are you from again bro.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #2 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:12:36 PM »

Quote from: Big N on August 16, 2013, 04:11:57 PM

Which state are you from again bro.

championville kentucky bro

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #3 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:15:50 PM »

Is it higher than Seinfeld? I remember picking up ducks games at the fair as a kid boring shit and it remains the same.

Big N · « **Reply #4 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:17:06 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on August 16, 2013, 04:12:36 PM

championville kentucky bro

Kentucky...what's happening out there other than paying attention to Duck Dynasty.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #5 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:17:38 PM »

At least it isn't that insipid Honey Boo Boo show.

Dokey111 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:21:00 PM »

because people have become astonishingly stupid over this past generation. its a downward spiral. stay away from tv

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #7 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:24:53 PM »

Quote from: Dokey111 on August 16, 2013, 04:21:00 PM

because people have become astonishingly stupid over this past generation. its a downward spiral. stay away from tv

I hate tv but just keep it on for background noise thinking of pawning mine off maybe just keep on a radio or dvd for the noise. My Grandparents never had one they considered it evil serious now I tend to agree.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #8 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:25:38 PM »

Quote from: Big N on August 16, 2013, 04:17:06 PM

Kentucky...what's happening out there other than paying attention to Duck Dynasty.

Kentucky... four million people, fifteen last names

delta9mda · « **Reply #9 on:** August 16, 2013, 05:40:12 PM »

It has family values and they are not malicious to each other like 99% of the other shows. Hth, take it for what it's worth.
At least its not real housewives and shit like that

blinky · « **Reply #10 on:** August 16, 2013, 05:51:09 PM »

i tried watching it a couple times and found it INCREDIBLY scripted....hate "reality" shows that obvious........can not watch

chaos · « **Reply #11 on:** August 16, 2013, 06:04:52 PM »

Watched parts of a couple episodes, got some head shaking lols. Wouldn't go out of my way to watch.

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #12 on:** August 16, 2013, 06:18:12 PM »

I have never watched it but the other night a friend and I were watching the Red Sox play the Jays and I was like "WTF is up with all these shitty beards on the players" and he replied something about Duck Dynasty

Anyways those players with those beards look like assholes

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #13 on:** August 16, 2013, 06:45:47 PM »

Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on August 16, 2013, 06:31:02 PM

Let me guess. They stole my ideas and it's all about slinging dick raw no condom.

Boring show I think I will just put on Debbie does Dallas hardcore porn.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #14 on:** August 16, 2013, 06:49:39 PM »

Best show on TV.

gym**rat · « **Reply #15 on:** August 16, 2013, 06:54:37 PM »

I had lunch with a buddy today and said I really need to watch this. I told him I valued my brain cells too much to subject them to that trash.

Dokey111 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 16, 2013, 07:08:14 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on August 16, 2013, 06:49:39 PM

Best show on TV.

there you go

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #17 on:** August 16, 2013, 07:39:09 PM »

Quote from: Dokey111 on August 16, 2013, 07:08:14 PM

there you go

Sorry, I'm not a prude thinking I'm better than some stupid necks who are well educated and smart enough to get rich starting from nothing instead of posting on GB.

POB · « **Reply #18 on:** August 16, 2013, 07:40:33 PM »

Believe it or not the old man on there was a stud Qb for LSU.

http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom/post/_/id/18740/how-good-was-phil-robertson-at-football

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #19 on:** August 16, 2013, 07:45:36 PM »

Quote from: POB on August 16, 2013, 07:40:33 PM

Believe it or not the old man on there was a stud Qb for LSU.

http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom/post/_/id/18740/how-good-was-phil-robertson-at-football

Terry Bradshaw was Phil's back up in college.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #20 on:** August 16, 2013, 07:55:18 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on August 16, 2013, 07:45:36 PM

Terry Bradshaw was Phil's back up in college.

Good history Coach I didn't now this.

leadhead · « **Reply #21 on:** August 16, 2013, 07:55:37 PM »

I heard Phil told the producer he wouldn't do the show anymore when they wanted to take away the prayer and guns. It's about time someone stood up in America for what they believe in. There's a whole lot more rednecks and Christians than you fellas think there is.

They've been famous among duck hunters for decades before the show anyway.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #22 on:** August 16, 2013, 08:05:28 PM »

Quote from: leadhead on August 16, 2013, 07:55:37 PM

I heard Phil told the producer he wouldn't do the show anymore when they wanted to take away the prayer and guns. It's about time someone stood up in America for what they believe in. There's a whole lot more rednecks and Christians than you fellas think there is.

They've been famous among duck hunters for decades before the show anyway.

Too bad for that. I can`t name anything Christianity has contributed to Science or bettering mankind. Its a billboard for ignorance and stupidity and nothing more. Such a waste.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #23 on:** August 16, 2013, 08:06:22 PM »

Quote from: leadhead on August 16, 2013, 07:55:37 PM

I heard Phil told the producer he wouldn't do the show anymore when they wanted to take away the prayer and guns. It's about time someone stood up in America for what they believe in. There's a whole lot more rednecks and Christians than you fellas think there is.

They've been famous among duck hunters for decades before the show anyway.

I read the same thing. Good for them. Look at the housewives shows, every last show in every city is a family of immoral, narcissistic clusterfucks. They're kids will be ruined.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #24 on:** August 16, 2013, 08:06:57 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on August 16, 2013, 08:06:22 PM

I read the same thing. Good for them. Look at the housewives shows, every last show in every city is a family of immoral, narcissistic clusterfucks. They're kids will be ruined.

A religious child is a child completely ruined.