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Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« on: August 22, 2013, 04:30:16 PM »
Why is this?
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2013, 04:37:18 PM »
because your mother was: bald, short and ugly
























































just kidding -please proceed with whatever BS thread you hoped to start
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2013, 04:38:12 PM »
Quote from: BooRadley on August 22, 2013, 04:30:16 PM
Why is this?

Falcon is not short nor bald, he is 6'6"!
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2013, 04:41:02 PM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on August 22, 2013, 04:38:12 PM
Falcon is not short nor bald, he is 6'6"!



Not a pro bodybuilder.

And I don't literally mean every single bodybuilder is short, bald and ugly. But it seems like there are TONS.
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2013, 04:42:45 PM »
Quote from: BooRadley on August 22, 2013, 04:41:02 PM
Not a pro bodybuilder.

Gunther was a Pro!

He wasn't short or bald either!
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2013, 04:43:44 PM »
They spent all there money on whores it takes a toll.
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2013, 04:45:37 PM »
6'4"
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2013, 04:46:41 PM »
Quote from: BooRadley on August 22, 2013, 04:30:16 PM
Why is this?

Why are you picking on Dana Linn Bailey like that?
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2013, 04:50:31 PM »
Bob Paris wasn't bald, he had a great set o' hair!
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2013, 04:51:15 PM »
Quote from: BooRadley on August 22, 2013, 04:30:16 PM
Why is this?
No self esteem so they try to overcome the short comings.
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2013, 04:51:35 PM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on August 22, 2013, 04:42:45 PM
Gunther was a Pro!

He wasn't short or bald either!


That's not Lori Steele....
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2013, 04:52:17 PM »
6'1"
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2013, 04:53:08 PM »
hmmm, i see there are powerful idiot forces at work in this thread

with kwon2 one is never more than 1 inch away from the gutter

surely only 'good' can come out of this thread
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2013, 04:56:33 PM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on August 22, 2013, 04:50:31 PM
Bob Paris wasn't bald, he had a great set o' hair!


Branch Warren is commonly mistaken for Bob Paris....
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2013, 04:57:43 PM »
Quote from: slate on August 22, 2013, 04:53:08 PM
hmmm, i see there are powerful minds at work in this thread

something i cannot comprehend since i am bald

Flavio Baccianini also had a great set o' hair!
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2013, 04:59:06 PM »
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but yeah, going thin on top at 37.  cruel fate.
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2013, 05:05:54 PM »
5'10?
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2013, 05:06:09 PM »
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2013, 05:08:34 PM »
kwonnie

please refrain from editing my posts when you quote them

unfortunately i have not yet been provided with the: 'press this button and: 'kwon, kwon's mother, kwons father, kwons children, kwons best friends, will suffer horribly for 3 months and then die'

so i cannot handle you as of now

once that 'button' arrives i will be only too pleased to press it

Ps Please send photos of yourself and ur relatives as I prefer to put a human face to ur  suffering
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2013, 05:09:30 PM »
Roland Kickinger, 6'4
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2013, 05:10:04 PM »
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2013, 05:11:48 PM »
Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on August 22, 2013, 05:10:04 PM
Alq was in the Batman movie
The first one, correct? The dude that Batman fought---in the belfrey?
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2013, 05:12:13 PM »
Quote from: slate on August 22, 2013, 05:08:34 PM
i prefer drinking proteine straight from the tap
It's all good slate, we do not discriminate here :)

Be what you really are, embrace it and you shall blossom!

But let us get back to the matter at hand, are you disputing the fact that not all pro-bodybuilders are bald and short?
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2013, 05:21:52 PM »
Quote from: Parker on August 22, 2013, 05:11:48 PM
The first one, correct? The dude that Batman fought---in the belfrey?

No the second I think
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2013, 05:27:08 PM »
Quote from: BooRadley on August 22, 2013, 04:30:16 PM
Why is this?



I'm guessing it's because most tall guys with hair are much too insecure to bodybuild.
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