I think he should be deciding to either join a gym because he seriously needs to tone up, or a BJJ/MMA school, least this may happen to him next time
Meh. We've seen this scenario before, haven't we? He'll have some odd-brushes with the police over the years - ie. a dui, here and there; a domestic; a stalking. Then, after 5 years, and/or a lifetime (10-15 years) out of the headlines, he'll be found dead at the bottom of some wharf, or some other ignominious end. Never fails.