lol...I 'feared' some anonymous fan boy on the internet.
Go hang on True Adonis' balls. If you ever decide to blow him outdoors while it's raining...fear not getting wet since his nose will serve as a natural canopy to keep you dry while you're on your knees.
You call Earl a "fan boy" online...in real life you probably call him "sir" of course your wife calls him "daddy"
How long before Ray-Ray ends up in jail, bankrupt, or dead?
Will Burger King let you off early to watch the funeral on the NFL Network...and will your wife let you change the station from Aspire or BET for a few minutes to let you watch it?