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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2013, 04:00:58 PM »
this happened once with another chick.  We went to the Chop house in Chicago.  Both ordered a filet.  Hers was a perfect specimen of a steak.  Mine looked like it got slammed in a door hinge. Normally I would have sent it back making a fuss, but I was on good behavior for the date.   I'm stuck eating around the chunks of fat meanwhile hers is pure meaty goodness.  She has 3 bites and says she's so full.  I grabbed hers and ate the rest.

Is that her stage name at the strip club?
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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #26 on: August 28, 2013, 04:06:02 PM »
 medium well

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2013, 04:16:08 PM »
medium rare, which typically ends up as medium well since most scrubs don't know how to grill a piece of meat

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2013, 04:17:40 PM »
medium rare

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2013, 04:19:25 PM »
I like it blue-rare or I can tolerate rare, but anything more cooked than this make me want to puke
that's why I hate eating steak at restaurants, they always fuck up the cooking except when you go to an actual steak house
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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2013, 04:23:59 PM »
Raw.

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #31 on: August 28, 2013, 08:36:26 PM »
no shit the best steak I've ever had was at a fucking Benihana... and the fucker WOULD NOT cook the thing medium rare... kept asking me how I wanted it, I said 'medium rare'.. he says "medium?".. 'no, medium rare'... he says 'medium, yes?'... 'no, rare... cold and bloody'... 'medium, yes?'

holy fuck, I was getting irritated... but was surprised the damn thing was great.

Better than Chop House... better than LG's... better than Ruths Chris... better than Spencers... better than Black Angus.

All for a $20 steak.

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #32 on: August 28, 2013, 08:40:49 PM »
Most restaurants, Medium Rare. 

Cracker Barrel, Applebees, etc... Medium, 

Quality places, Rare

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #33 on: August 28, 2013, 10:18:56 PM »
Big......and well done. I know steak snobs hate well done, but whatever

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #34 on: August 28, 2013, 10:24:41 PM »
Big......and well done. I know steak snobs hate well done, but whatever

You don't have to know anything about food or cooking to know that anything beyond Medium tastes like shit.   :-X :-X

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #35 on: August 28, 2013, 11:48:50 PM »
like miley cyresses warm pink center  :P
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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2013, 12:16:50 AM »

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #37 on: August 29, 2013, 12:31:36 AM »
RARE !!!!!

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #38 on: August 29, 2013, 12:32:31 AM »

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #39 on: August 29, 2013, 12:56:56 AM »
this happened once with another chick.  We went to the Chop house in Chicago.  Both ordered a filet.  Hers was a perfect specimen of a steak.  Mine looked like it got slammed in a door hinge. Normally I would have sent it back making a fuss, but I was on good behavior for the date.   I'm stuck eating around the chunks of fat meanwhile hers is pure meaty goodness.  She has 3 bites and says she's so full.  I grabbed hers and ate the rest.

Three bites and full.. Typical female bullshit. Waste of money.

Then she goes home and when no one sees it's eskimo ice ream, chocolate, soda and cookies all night.

Repulsive behaviour.

Oh.. I usually go for medium rare.

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #40 on: August 29, 2013, 01:56:19 AM »
Phreak's Steak Prep:

1. Find skillet,
2. Place skillet on furnace,
3. Heat up skillet until the metal starts to melt,
4. Take steak out of packaging,
5. Eat steak raw,
6. Complain about dementia.

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #41 on: August 29, 2013, 01:57:01 AM »
Phreak's Steak Prep:

1. Find skillet,
2. Place skillet on furnace,
3. Heat up skillet until the metal starts to melt,
4. Take steak out of packaging,
5. Eat steak raw,
6. Complain about dementia.

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #42 on: August 29, 2013, 01:57:18 AM »
Three bites and full.. Typical female bullshit. Waste of money.

Then she goes home and when no one sees it's ice ream, chocolate, soda and cookies all night.

Repulsive behaviour.
Getting banged by an eskimo?

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #43 on: August 29, 2013, 04:31:25 AM »
Medium Rare!

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #44 on: August 29, 2013, 04:37:26 AM »
So far, not a singe vagina in this thread... disappointing :-\

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #45 on: August 29, 2013, 04:48:38 AM »
Gots to go with medium but if I'm at a restaurant I always ask for medium well because I know they will fuck it up.
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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #46 on: August 29, 2013, 04:52:25 AM »
Depends on the cut but usually medium rare.  Best beef I ever had was the prime rib at Volcano, Hawaii.  The place looked like a cafeteria but holy shit I was pleasantly surprised.

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #47 on: August 29, 2013, 05:39:20 AM »
Medium Well, always.

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #48 on: August 29, 2013, 06:23:08 AM »
Here how I do it.


Buy a steak from Walmart or Family Dollar - Well done on the grill.  I use a soy sauce and olive oil marinade

Decent Steakhouse - Medium Rare

High Quality Japanese Steakhouse (Kobe Beef) - Definitely Rare



And NO FUCKING STEAK SAUCE.   I took a guy out to dinner in SC to a really expensive joint and the guy ask for it well done with some Heinz 57 sauce!!!  That shit pissed me the fuck off and I was quite embarrassed....a 60 dollar steak ruined by completing burning it to hell and coating it with some cheap ass tomato sauce.... its an insult to cooks if you ask for steak sauce..especially cheap shit.    Bitch almost didn't get any dick that night for that travesty.....

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Re: how do you guys like your steaks ?
« Reply #49 on: August 29, 2013, 06:52:49 AM »
Here how I do it.


Buy a steak from Walmart or Family Dollar - Well done on the grill.  I use a soy sauce and olive oil marinade

Decent Steakhouse - Medium Rare

High Quality Japanese Steakhouse (Kobe Beef) - Definitely Rare



And NO FUCKING STEAK SAUCE.   I took a guy out to dinner in SC to a really expensive joint and the guy ask for it well done with some Heinz 57 sauce!!!  That shit pissed me the fuck off and I was quite embarrassed....a 60 dollar steak ruined by completing burning it to hell and coating it with some cheap ass tomato sauce.... its an insult to cooks if you ask for steak sauce..especially cheap shit.    Bitch almost didn't get any dick that night for that travesty.....

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But yes, agreed.