Well, I could beat the shit out of you with a 2x4 if that will make you feel better.
They become lesbian BECAUSE they're obese.
This....usually the case I'd say.It's rare you ever find 2 hot women holding hands and kissing....rare.
And always have short ass hair cuts or mullets.
Hot lezbo's exist primarily in movies or during brief, confused times during the undergrad years.