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Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder
« on: December 26, 2005, 08:16:27 AM »

Check out www.animalpak.com, livin link, then throw down link. Interesting.

http://www.animalpak.com/html/article_details.cfm?section=livin&id=288
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Re: Animal Pak
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2005, 08:25:16 AM »
The writer must be a beast.

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Re: Animal Pak
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2005, 08:29:32 AM »
"i wake up at 3 am and drink gasoline and shit bricks, then i put on my boots and beat the shit out of the gas station attendent for looking at me wrong, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Re: Animal Pak
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2005, 08:36:04 AM »
I saw a massive 120 pounds beast at my gym few days ago and he was wearing a animal pak t shirt with the line "Go hard or go home" on it haha pretty funny.

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« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2005, 08:38:43 AM »
I saw a massive 120 pounds beast at my gym few days ago and he was wearing a animal pak t shirt with the line "Go hard or go home" on it haha pretty funny.
while benching a massive pair of 30's, hahahahahahaha.
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« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2005, 08:41:09 AM »
The funny thing is these guys only "trains" the "beach muscles" haha.
P.s he was doing bicep cable curls haha.

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Re: Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2005, 08:45:18 AM »
who changed the wording in my posts and thread?
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Re: Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2005, 09:21:44 AM »
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2005, 09:25:26 AM »
What a load of ....







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Re: Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2005, 09:27:56 AM »
There is a Dipshit at Gayhem who writes this crap.

I like how they make it seem like a big struggle to be a bodybuilder,when most train like pussies, do a ton of recreational drugs on the side, get virtually no sleep and eat whatever they want.

Now that is hardcore. 

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Re: Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2005, 09:40:25 AM »
the douchebag who wites those articles is gayer than a muscle bears field trip to a turkish bath house

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Re: Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2005, 09:59:40 AM »
Maybe if I was able to purchase those training pants, I'd have more motivation, and then I'd also have to throw down alot more. YEAH!
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Re: Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2005, 11:09:37 AM »
adonis stop hating, you just not hardcore enough for ANIMAL PAK
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Re: Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2005, 12:39:54 PM »
This Animal Pak web site is the funniest shit I've read in a long time.  The writers are pretty funny but the best part is the reader mail. 
http://www.animalpak.com/html/article_details.cfm?ID=62

Here's a sample...

"First off I wanted to let you guys know that this is the best place to come for motivation. When life gets tough with shit that really bogs me down (women, bills, hating your job) this is the place I come. Everything that bothers me goes away and I am left with the driving urge to lift, hurt, destroy the gym, and become a beast. I seem to have my priorities in a place that my family and friends deem ridiculous. Like so many true animals my financial situation is bleak. I struggle from check to check to pay bills. The majority of my money is in food, supplements. Just a week ago my truck broke down (water pump) and I was told it would be $200-$250 to replace. How the hell am I supposed to come up with that when I have to go to the store tomorrow and buy my next weeks worth of meals. "Why don't you fix your truck?" Cause I have to eat to grow dumbass. I have a bike and until it’s out of commission and my legs are broken I will find a way to get where I need to go. In closing I want to say that this website and all the articles are my salvation, this keeps me going and reminds me that everything else is almost nothing at all. Thank you for telling how it really is and keep it brutal."

Who would've thought that there are enough dumbasses like this out there to support a business?

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Re: Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2005, 01:24:34 PM »
I think Titus wrote this article:
http://www.animalpak.com/html/article_details.cfm?ID=275
why am i not surprised that whole workout consisted of nothing but leg presses and leg extensions.
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Re: Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder
« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2005, 01:30:04 PM »
I can't imagine having the balls to train like a bodybuilder. There is nothing more BRUTAL and HARDCORE than training each bodypart once a week with a few isolation exercises. Indeed, bodybuilders are TRUE WARRIORS of the iron.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder
« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2005, 01:31:35 PM »
what do you expect from guys named "machine" and "g diesel", what a bunch of fuc.king clowns.
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Re: Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder
« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2005, 01:34:32 PM »
This Animal Pak web site is the funniest shit I've read in a long time.  The writers are pretty funny but the best part is the reader mail. 
http://www.animalpak.com/html/article_details.cfm?ID=62

Here's a sample...

"First off I wanted to let you guys know that this is the best place to come for motivation. When life gets tough with shit that really bogs me down (women, bills, hating your job) this is the place I come. Everything that bothers me goes away and I am left with the driving urge to lift, hurt, destroy the gym, and become a beast. I seem to have my priorities in a place that my family and friends deem ridiculous. Like so many true animals my financial situation is bleak. I struggle from check to check to pay bills. The majority of my money is in food, supplements. Just a week ago my truck broke down (water pump) and I was told it would be $200-$250 to replace. How the hell am I supposed to come up with that when I have to go to the store tomorrow and buy my next weeks worth of meals. "Why don't you fix your truck?" Cause I have to eat to grow dumbass. I have a bike and until it’s out of commission and my legs are broken I will find a way to get where I need to go. In closing I want to say that this website and all the articles are my salvation, this keeps me going and reminds me that everything else is almost nothing at all. Thank you for telling how it really is and keep it brutal."

Who would've thought that there are enough dumbasses like this out there to support a business?

ROFLMAO 

This guy is too dumb to realize that all of his problems are because of his lifting lifestyle. AHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA  I love it.    Sounds like Zone Capone.

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Re: Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder
« Reply #18 on: December 26, 2005, 01:36:57 PM »
ROFLMAO 

This f**cker is too dumb to realize that all of his problems are because of his lifting lifestyle. AHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA  I love it.    Sounds like Zone Capone.
is that candy ass still around?
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Re: Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder
« Reply #19 on: December 26, 2005, 01:53:23 PM »
is that candy ass still around?

Probably.  He is an IRON WARRIOR!!!!!!

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Re: Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder
« Reply #20 on: December 26, 2005, 01:55:21 PM »
he posted pics of his "gym" one time and it looked like a swedish bathhouse.
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Re: Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder
« Reply #21 on: December 26, 2005, 02:05:26 PM »
Man I read the title and thought Titus and Ryan escaped and did it again.  It sounded like Pinnacle was paying them to oust a competitor.  I hope this is just a rumor

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Re: Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder
« Reply #22 on: December 26, 2005, 03:01:46 PM »
Yea you know they will save allot of money just on set design and setup.

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Re: Animal Pak
« Reply #23 on: December 26, 2005, 11:13:16 PM »
I saw a massive 120 pounds beast at my gym few days ago and he was wearing a animal pak t shirt with the line "Go hard or go home" on it haha pretty funny.

where did you get the shirt?

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Re: Animal Pak
« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2005, 02:43:48 AM »
where did you get the shirt?

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