Author Topic: This is the first girl I ever liked (Read 11780 times)

V Man · « **Reply #75 on:** September 25, 2013, 03:16:48 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on September 24, 2013, 08:37:22 PM

She is a facebook friend. When I friended her I was still married at the time and she was with someone. But I told her, and she friended me. I remember details very clear. I was 5 and in first grade. She was a white princess that had to be mine. But I had an arch nemesis. A white kid. Robby and he was trying to come in on my broad and I didn't like it. He was a tattletale and storyteller. But for some reason she had eyes for him too. We'd chase each other in the tunnels and we were in the same reading group. I used to always pick her in heads up seven up just so I could touch her (no rapist). Those were special times. Well now Amanda is a mother of 4 and single...before you ask, yes the father is black. Anyway, so I guess she likes black guys. And I'm a single dude no kids. (Trust me gents I'll be well on my guard but you have to understand there are vested feelings with this. So tonight she's going out and invited all her facebook friends. I feel like now is the time to have my last gentile woman. Go out the same way I came in literally 30 years later except I wasnt getting any cause I didn't know what "any" was. Anyhow, my confidence is high, as am I, and beard is thick and my penis is hard. I'm locked and loaded ready to go.

Please don't be so harsh on her she's a nice woman and my intentions are good. But how often do you get the chance to get with the first chick you ever had a crush and that like you back? This is epic. I hope no Hebrew ass gets beaten tonight cause I'm ready to go fist to cuffs in her honor.

Ciao! Now I know I'm being a funny guy but I'm serious about the details of the story. Wish me luck. Oh yeah, Robby is now gay. Guess that worked out well for me now huh?

Haha I remember the first girl I had a crush on. It was in the first grade too. I saw her and it was like you see on TV where there is this glow around her and everything goes in slow motion lol. She friended me on FB a few weeks ago too. Unfortunately she's kind of a fatty now. $:-\$

MemberX · « **Reply #76 on:** September 25, 2013, 04:47:51 AM »

dr.chimps · « **Reply #77 on:** September 25, 2013, 04:52:36 AM »

This'll go nowhere. FACT!

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #78 on:** September 25, 2013, 04:53:13 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on September 24, 2013, 08:37:22 PM

She is a facebook friend. When I friended her I was still married at the time and she was with someone. But I told her, and she friended me. I remember details very clear. I was 5 and in first grade. She was a white princess that had to be mine. But I had an arch nemesis. A white kid. Robby and he was trying to come in on my broad and I didn't like it. He was a tattletale and storyteller. But for some reason she had eyes for him too. We'd chase each other in the tunnels and we were in the same reading group. I used to always pick her in heads up seven up just so I could touch her (no rapist). Those were special times. Well now Amanda is a mother of 4 and single...before you ask, yes the father is black. Anyway, so I guess she likes black guys. And I'm a single dude no kids. (Trust me gents I'll be well on my guard but you have to understand there are vested feelings with this. So tonight she's going out and invited all her facebook friends. I feel like now is the time to have my last gentile woman. Go out the same way I came in literally 30 years later except I wasnt getting any cause I didn't know what "any" was. Anyhow, my confidence is high, as am I, and beard is thick and my penis is hard. I'm locked and loaded ready to go.

Please don't be so harsh on her she's a nice woman and my intentions are good. But how often do you get the chance to get with the first chick you ever had a crush and that like you back? This is epic. I hope no Hebrew ass gets beaten tonight cause I'm ready to go fist to cuffs in her honor.

Ciao! Now I know I'm being a funny guy but I'm serious about the details of the story. Wish me luck. Oh yeah, Robby is now gay. Guess that worked out well for me now huh?

Cool blue eyes! Good luck Wiggsy!

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #79 on:** September 25, 2013, 04:55:05 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on September 25, 2013, 01:02:57 AM

The original Wiggs crush was white. Fact.

MP · « **Reply #80 on:** September 25, 2013, 05:48:19 AM »

WTF? Is this FaceBook? Post some pics of the meet-up or this is useless.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #81 on:** September 25, 2013, 06:22:02 AM »

the 6 little neegees

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #82 on:** September 25, 2013, 06:36:46 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on September 25, 2013, 06:22:02 AM

the 6 little neegees

Why are trailer girls most of the times hot?

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #83 on:** September 25, 2013, 06:58:45 AM »

Quote from: Tedim on September 25, 2013, 06:43:09 AM

Can't afford food......smoke meth....forced gal diet

Could be true.

240 is Back · « **Reply #84 on:** September 25, 2013, 07:05:37 AM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on September 25, 2013, 06:36:46 AM

Why are trailer girls most of the times hot?

no no no they're not!

there's that cool perception of banging a trashy girl and sending her back to the trailer barefoot...

we also think all country girls are hot, with the boots and cowboy hats.

having lived in the south, spending years in trailer park and decades in redneck country, I can tell ya... the really hot ones are regular girls playing dress-up to be cute, going to the country club. If you go to a real trailer park, the poor hygiene and lack of dentistry and well, body funk from wearing 93 degrees with humidity all day in a double wide..... NOT hot

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #85 on:** September 25, 2013, 07:11:30 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on September 25, 2013, 07:05:37 AM

no no no they're not!

there's that cool perception of banging a trashy girl and sending her back to the trailer barefoot...

we also think all country girls are hot, with the boots and cowboy hats.

having lived in the south, spending years in trailer park and decades in redneck country, I can tell ya... the really hot ones are regular girls playing dress-up to be cute, going to the country club. If you go to a real trailer park, the poor hygiene and lack of dentistry and well, body funk from wearing 93 degrees with humidity all day in a double wide..... NOT hot

I beg to differ 240, I hate the girls pretending to be something they are not to each his own. I think the trailer girl attraction is those girls are who they are no fake bullshit = honesty. I have had both more attracted to the trailer girls because of the reason stated.

cannon_fodder · « **Reply #86 on:** September 25, 2013, 08:16:27 AM »

Did she put out?

the trainer · « **Reply #87 on:** September 25, 2013, 08:34:17 AM »

When you are in the mood for something sleazy there is nothing better than a slutty trailer trash girl, i like to bang them as hard as i can, good fun