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Roger Bacon

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Re: Lobstah vs Booty in a talent contest, who wins?
« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2013, 01:49:26 AM »
Where do you guys come up with these Ricky Retardo threads? The answer to this is simple, but a two-parter:
1) If we're going by the thread TITLE, booty wins hands down. I don't do any cool tricks or have stage talents. One time I saw someone drink milk through their nose and cry it out their eyes on tv. I practiced until I was able to do it. THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT, and that was high school.
2) If, however, we're going by the first POST in the thread, I win by default because Killa B doesn't compete anymore, so it would be a one-woman posedown.

This is the dumbest contest ever. BOOTY AND I ARE NOT RIVALS, YOU GUYS. You should try this thread again with someone who hates Booty. Like what about a Groink/Booty posedown? Plus, come on, in ANY ARENA OTHER THAN BODYBUILDING, you know booty wins because she has real live womanly proportions, and I'm built like a teenage boy (at least from the front). Lobstah the Hipless Wonderchild is only cool in a posing suit or among populations of men who like their women slightly awkward.

That said, since when does Booty not post anymore?
Also, can I vote for Big Ro? That dude is literally murdering any delusions I ever had of having decent proportions or being "aesthetic" or "lean."

haha... nice post!!

Keep up the good work, you seem like a very nice lady!  8)

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Re: Lobstah vs Booty in a talent contest, who wins?
« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2013, 02:00:10 AM »
Wouldnt mind some Dark Chocolate Dreams on toast in the morning  :P

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Re: Lobstah vs Booty in a talent contest, who wins?
« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2013, 02:21:56 AM »
Booty is fake as hell, and tells people what she thinks they want to hear.

Lobstah is a cool black chick who likes death metal.

My bad, Lobstah is also a PRO.

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Re: Lobstah vs Booty in a talent contest, who wins?
« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2013, 02:34:30 AM »
Booty quit posting.
I haven't quit posting. I am still here

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Re: Lobstah vs Booty in a talent contest, who wins?
« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2013, 02:37:36 AM »
haha... nice post!!

Keep up the good work, you seem like a very nice lady!  8)
She is PIP. Lobster and I are the Cory and Lenda of getbig.  ;D

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Re: Lobstah vs Booty in a talent contest, who wins?
« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2013, 02:40:04 AM »
Booty is fake as hell, and tells people what she thinks they want to hear.

Lobstah is a cool black chick who likes death metal.

My bad, Lobstah is also a PRO.
No I say exactly what I think and you are a sneaky little cry baby bitch!

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Re: Lobstah vs Booty in a talent contest, who wins?
« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2013, 02:41:42 AM »
People are talking that Booty is getting back together with Will Grant.  :o
Fuck off with this crap. I have a E- husband and he's not going anywhere.

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Re: Lobstah vs Booty in a talent contest, who wins?
« Reply #32 on: September 26, 2013, 02:43:15 AM »
Fuck off with this crap. I have a E- husband and he's not going anywhere.
Welcome back booty we missed you.

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Re: Lobstah vs Booty in a talent contest, who wins?
« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2013, 02:45:04 AM »
She is PIP. Lobster and I are the Cory and Lenda of getbig.  ;D

The only difference is that you two are about a thousand times more beautiful than Cory and Lenda!  :)

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Re: Lobstah vs Booty in a talent contest, who wins?
« Reply #34 on: September 26, 2013, 02:50:10 AM »
Welcome back booty we missed you.
Thank you Mr Nobody.  :) I have just been super busy but I never left.

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Re: Lobstah vs Booty in a talent contest, who wins?
« Reply #35 on: September 26, 2013, 02:51:16 AM »
The only difference is that you two are about a thousand times more beautiful than Cory and Lenda!  :)
That's a super sweet thing to say PIP.  :)

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Re: Lobstah vs Booty in a talent contest, who wins?
« Reply #36 on: September 26, 2013, 03:03:55 AM »
Gotta go with Booty for that booty.

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Re: Lobstah vs Booty in a talent contest, who wins?
« Reply #37 on: September 26, 2013, 03:12:08 AM »
I like booty

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Re: Lobstah vs Booty in a talent contest, who wins?
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Re: Lobstah vs Booty in a talent contest, who wins?
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Re: Lobstah vs Booty in a talent contest, who wins?
« Reply #40 on: September 13, 2014, 01:45:40 AM »
 :P :P

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Re: Lobstah vs Booty in a talent contest, who wins?
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