lol America on shutdown

[a_ahmed]

So no visas, no passports, no garbage collectors, no museums or zoos, 700,000 federal employees going home to cry themselves to sleep.

No wonder so many Americans are foregoing their passports and citizenships and moving to other countries.

[JOHN MATRIX]

Yet the federal gov will somehow still have billions of dollars to send overseas.

[OzmO]

Yep, Billions to Muslim countries who are so ignorant and primitive living in that 13th century mentality where they act like unclean animals.

Meanwhile, a few years after the last shut down in 1995, we ended up invading 2 of those Muslim countries practically unopposed.

Guess they have been in a permanent shutdown since 1300 AD.

[OzmO]

They can always go back to Israel and persecute/repress more Muslims.

always a good fallback plan

[a_ahmed]

lol so I see ruining other countries eventually caught up with you.

Taking it in the ass from Israel hardcore. Good job America. You'll fail

[OzmO]

Doesn't take much to ruin countries lots of animals in them.  Just like a Zoo losing its ability to feed its animals.

[a_ahmed]

Lol sucks to be American now doesn't it. Arrogant to the end, many lols are being had.

[OzmO]

Its doesn't suck.  Even if the Gov shots down. Its happened before and few years later we invaded and conquered 2 backward Muslim countries in a matter of weeks.

and as you lol your self over and over while you sit in Canada know your brothers you abandoned in the ME are getting a real kosher spanking and the end of America that you dream is still a fantasy. 

[bears]

Lol sucks to be American now doesn't it. Arrogant to the end, many lols are being had.

yeah it does right now.  but theres no need for you to get all cocky about it.  make no mistake.  most of us still get up every morning and thank god we're not you.  doesn't take a genius to figure out that most fo your hate for America is just plain old envy.

[Soul Crusher]

 

[a_ahmed]

lol what is there to envy? 17 trillion dollars of debt? I don't think so.

You are so blind of all you're doing to the whole world and God sends you signs, and you are so arrogant and you keep head banging walls with more arrogance. Proud of your killing, proud of your evil, proud of the destruction you spend on the earth. Well it won't last forever.

You destroy whole nations and kill millions over the world. God sends you hurricanes, tornadoes, fires, astronomical storms while your media reports it 'like a warzone' imagine the warzones you create and the calamities you send from skies above with your weapons on other people.

You spend billions and trillions on wars, destroying and impoverishing other nations. You sink deeper and deeper into debt. You don't stop. Your citizens go bankrupt, your businesses go bankrupt, your housing market goes bankrupt, your cities go bankrupt (Detroit hello), your government goes bankrupt, you can't even provide healthcare for your citizens but you can send money to israel and other nations to do your dirty work, you spend billions on weapons and wars.

No one will destroy America as you are becoming totally irrelavent, just a greedy bully. You will be the destroyer of your own self.

No one in your country owns SHIT, you only own debt and credit. A big illusion. Deception. Deceiving the whole world, when in fact you are the poorest nation on earth only deceived by material objects around you that will go to waste just like your country.

Have fun with your iphone 5asses while you can't get food.

Why do you hate China so much? I got nothing I give a damn about them either, but you hate them because they are prospering while you're not. When was the last time China launched wars upon wars? Look at yourself, every year you are in a war.

[OzmO]

lol what is there to envy? 17 trillion dollars of debt? I don't think so.

You are so blind of all you're doing to the whole world and God sends you signs, and you are so arrogant and you keep head banging walls with more arrogance. Proud of your killing, proud of your evil, proud of the destruction you spend on the earth. Well it won't last forever.

You destroy whole nations and kill millions over the world. God sends you hurricanes, tornadoes, fires, astronomical storms while your media reports it 'like a warzone' imagine the warzones you create and the calamities you send from skies above with your weapons on other people.

You spend billions and trillions on wars, destroying and impoverishing other nations. You sink deeper and deeper into debt. You don't stop. Your citizens go bankrupt, your businesses go bankrupt, your housing market goes bankrupt, your cities go bankrupt (Detroit hello), your government goes bankrupt, you can't even provide healthcare for your citizens but you can send money to israel and other nations to do your dirty work, you spend billions on weapons and wars.

No one will destroy America as you are becoming totally irrelavent, just a greedy bully. You will be the destroyer of your own self.

No one in your country owns SHIT, you only own debt and credit. A big illusion. Deception. Deceiving the whole world, when in fact you are the poorest nation on earth only deceived by material objects around you that will go to waste just like your country.

Have fun with your iphone 5asses while you can't get food.

Why do you hate China so much? I got nothing I give a damn about them either, but you hate them because they are prospering while you're not. When was the last time China launched wars upon wars? Look at yourself, every year you are in a war.

total envy  lol

[SOMEPARTS]

Meltdown.


China is not prospering. They have fake econ numbers like every other country right now...in fact they need us to buy their product and invent things to make to even be an industrialized nation.

We just happen to be in the lead of all that is happening in the world...like usual.

Detroit? Oh yes, liberal economics at work not to mention demographically challenged and overrun by immigrants unwilling to assimilate....hmmm.

[a_ahmed]

lol im so envious of america always have been.... the sarcasm meter is so high right now  It's a Guinness world record.

[headhuntersix]

lol what is there to envy? 17 trillion dollars of debt? I don't think so.

You are so blind of all you're doing to the whole world and God sends you signs, and you are so arrogant and you keep head banging walls with more arrogance. Proud of your killing, proud of your evil, proud of the destruction you spend on the earth. Well it won't last forever.

You destroy whole nations and kill millions over the world. God sends you hurricanes, tornadoes, fires, astronomical storms while your media reports it 'like a warzone' imagine the warzones you create and the calamities you send from skies above with your weapons on other people.

You spend billions and trillions on wars, destroying and impoverishing other nations. You sink deeper and deeper into debt. You don't stop. Your citizens go bankrupt, your businesses go bankrupt, your housing market goes bankrupt, your cities go bankrupt (Detroit hello), your government goes bankrupt, you can't even provide healthcare for your citizens but you can send money to israel and other nations to do your dirty work, you spend billions on weapons and wars.

No one will destroy America as you are becoming totally irrelavent, just a greedy bully. You will be the destroyer of your own self.

No one in your country owns SHIT, you only own debt and credit. A big illusion. Deception. Deceiving the whole world, when in fact you are the poorest nation on earth only deceived by material objects around you that will go to waste just like your country.

Have fun with your iphone 5asses while you can't get food.

Why do you hate China so much? I got nothing I give a damn about them either, but you hate them because they are prospering while you're not. When was the last time China launched wars upon wars? Look at yourself, every year you are in a war.

 Having crushed many of the countries you dune coons inhabit, under the treads of my tanks, I can safely say that we're all better off here then where ever the hell your from. GO pray to ur pedofile hero and stop posting. 

[a_ahmed]

lol Americants. Bullies against people who can't defend themselves. Well America can't defend itself from itself, epic fail.

[OzmO]

Who's fault is it that they cant defend themselves?

Muslim 13th century animal superiority reigns again.

[avxo]

So no visas, no passports, no garbage collectors, no museums or zoos, 700,000 federal employees going home to cry themselves to sleep.

Not sure why zoos would shut down. Or museums. Or garbage collectors? Hell, I didn't know that Republic Services, the private company collecting my garbage, is affected by a potential shutdown of the Federal Government. Huh... you learn something new every day!

Passport services are also fine, since they're funded by separate revenue streams (fees) and will continue to operate.

Sure the shutdown is likely to be mildly annoying, but eh... most of what the Federal Government does is stuff it shouldn't be doing anyways. Perhaps the shutdown will help open some eyes.

No wonder so many Americans are foregoing their passports and citizenships and moving to other countries.

I don't think "many" means what you think it means... let's assume that 50,000 Americans gave up their citizenship this year... with 319,000,000 of us (give or take a few million) the people who renounce their citizenship work out to less than 0.2% of our population. That's about the same number of people we lose in traffic accidents every year. And let's not forget, we add about 4,200,000 new Americans every year (lots of sexy-time!).

Bottom line: if some doofus wants to renounce his citizenship, more power to him. It's a free country. I'm not particularly worried.

[bigbobs]

lol I just read about the imminent shutdown and even though I hardly log on here anymore I came on specifically to see if there's a comedic thread about in the political forum - and yes you did deliver!  Thanks a_ahmed.  

It's funny how instead of discussing the actual shutdown the typical response here is "so what if our economy sucks, we are able to attack countries of people who share the same religion as you!"  I guess that makes any domestic problems go away?  

Also a_ahmed, was nice to have a shawarma with you 6 days ago when I was in your city, thanks for taking the time in the evening to get me from the hotel and also take me to the mosque after.  

I do feel bad for the 700,000 people who may lose their jobs, I really do.  I'm not laughing at their individual situations at all, only at the type of comments from getbig regarding it.

[Straw Man]

If the government does get shut down we know one of the things that will still get funded

is

Obmacare

Well played Ted Cruz

[Soul Crusher]

According to Obama and the leftist sickos - we have plenty of money to wage war on Syria - but no money for a zoo.   LMFAO

[a_ahmed]

Hey Bobber, just trolling these racist fools  

It's funny when shit hits the fan they rage in how they bomb other countries and are proud of it. Ain't that the irony. Then when they are called out for attacking other countries, amongst other things, oh it's just too bad.

Well no more zoos America, but you'll continue to wage wars. HMMMMMMMMM so wise.

[Soul Crusher]

 

[JOHN MATRIX]

Having crushed many of the countries you dune coons inhabit, under the treads of my tanks, I can safely say that we're all better off here then where ever the hell your from. GO pray to ur pedofile hero and stop posting. 

Bahaha savage owning right here

[Gonuclear]

lol im so envious of america always have been.... the sarcasm meter is so high right now  It's a Guinness world record.

If you are concerned that anyone would mistake your posts as coming from one who supports America, you needn't worry.

Everyone knows you hate the USA and Israel and Jacques Chirac.  Probably only three on a very long list.

And everyone knows you believe Islam is perfect and pure and will conquer the world eventually.

The fact that you are so relentless about making these same points over and over again does suggest that you may have some lingering doubts, and are really trying to convince yourself...