Private moments of epic

[Man of Steel]

Farted for about 9 seconds solid in the shower this morning....just a good ole fashioned egg white protein rip!

I'm pretty sure it was 9 seconds cause I was 3 seconds deep when I realized how epic the fart was and then began counting the remainder.

I literally thought my entire body was going to smell like that fart, but fortunately the Irish Spring took over.

All in all, I'm feeling pretty good about myself this morning.  

[BigCyp]

I can't describe how I feel right now

Mind = blown

[_aj_]

Were you puckering to preserve the distance or was this full open-hole? If the latter, that is epic. Your waist must have gone down 6"

[dyslexic]

Good thing you were in the shower so that you could wash that stench and goop outta your crack ~



Thanks for sharing ~

[BigCyp]

Good thing you were in the shower so that you could wash that stench and goop outta your crack ~



Thanks for sharing ~

Man of Steel doesn't get 'goop' in his 'crack'. His butthole is waxed soooo smooth, and bleached soooo white, that he only keeps toilet roll in the house for gently catching and releasing spiders.

[Hulkotron]

Great news glad to hear

[Tapeworm]

Wtf.  It doesn't count if you're alone.  This is right up there in The Guy Rulebook with "Don't extend your pinkie finger when lifting a glass."

You don't fart in private.  Just what the hell is wrong with you anyway?

[Man of Steel]

Man of Steel doesn't get 'goop' in his 'crack'. His butthole is waxed soooo smooth, and bleached soooo white, that he only keeps toilet roll in the house for gently catching and releasing spiders.

My customers wouldn't have it any other way.

[Man of Steel]

Wtf.  It doesn't count if you're alone.  This is right up there in The Guy Rulebook with "Don't extend your pinkie finger when lifting a glass."

You don't fart in private.  Just what the hell is wrong with you anyway?

I apologize, there simply wasn't enough time to hang my buttocks out the bathroom window and share with the neighbors.

[Hulkotron]

hang my buttocks

[Tapeworm]

Well see that you do.  I still respect your effort to report it here, I guess.

[Dago_Joe]

My customers wouldn't have it any other way.

How much are "private posing" sessions running?  Never mind, I will just email Kai Greene and tell him I have a bag of grapefruits, a camera, and several wealthy "gentlemen" who would like to meet him.  

[Man of Steel]

How much are "private posing" sessions running?  Never mind, I will just email Kai Greene and tell him I have a bag of grapefruits, a camera, and several wealthy "gentlemen" who would like to meet him. 

Reasonably priced, but referral based only.

[El Diablo Blanco]

You must ask yourself.  If you fart an no one is around, does it make a sound?

[chaos]

Man of Steel doesn't get 'goop' in his 'crack'. His butthole is waxed soooo smooth, and bleached soooo white, that he only keeps toilet roll in the house for gently catching and releasing spiders.

Lol

[Papper]

Epic would be farting directly at a lady interests face.

Although this is one story I am willing to believe as real.

[Man of Steel]

Were you puckering to preserve the distance or was this full open-hole? If the latter, that is epic. Your waist must have gone down 6"

Yes, this was full open hole!!

[240 is Back]

am i the only one here that bleaches
























my armpits?

[Irongrip400]

I bet it smelled like condoms when you got done. Unless you're a bug chaser, then, who knows. 

[True_Security]

Farted for about 9 seconds solid in the shower this morning....just a good ole fashioned egg white protein rip!

I'm pretty sure it was 9 seconds cause I was 3 seconds deep when I realized how epic the fart was and then began counting the remainder.

I literally thought my entire body was going to smell like that fart, but fortunately the Irish Spring took over.

All in all, I'm feeling pretty good about myself this morning.  

This vulgar dirtbag calls himself a Christian. I'd like to throw him down a couple of flights of stairs.

[Man of Steel]

This vulgar dirtbag calls himself a Christian. I'd like to throw him down a couple of flights of stairs.

AHAHAAHAHAH!!!  "vulgar dirtbag"

Got news for ya....Jesus Christ lived on this earth as a man and experienced all that comes with that so as far as I'm aware he pee'd, pooped, burped and farted like the 12 men that followed him around and everyone else on the planet.   I doubt he engaged in a campfire "fart off" with the disciples, but you gotta realize he was hangin out with a bunch of regular Joes..... a bunch of dudes.   Sorry, but men fart while sitting, walking, sleeping, eating, drinking, laughing, being sick, talking, reading, etc......farts are just farts LOL. 

[bradistani]

Farted for about 9 seconds solid in the shower this morning....just a good ole fashioned egg white protein rip!

I'm pretty sure it was 9 seconds cause I was 3 seconds deep when I realized how epic the fart was and then began counting the remainder.

I literally thought my entire body was going to smell like that fart, but fortunately the Irish Spring took over.

All in all, I'm feeling pretty good about myself this morning.  

how bad did that bad boy stink ?

[Man of Steel]

how bad did that bad boy stink ?

In the shower with the steam it was awful......as George Carlin once said it was "a fart that could end a marriage".

[bradistani]

In the shower with the steam it was awful......as George Carlin once said it was "a fart that could end a marriage".

a brutal fart like that is such a waste if there's no one around to suffocate and enrage share it with 

[True_Security]

AHAHAAHAHAH!!!  "vulgar dirtbag"

Got news for ya....Jesus Christ lived on this earth as a man and experienced all that comes with that so as far as I'm aware he pee'd, pooped, burped and farted like the 12 men that followed him around and everyone else on the planet.   I doubt he engaged in a campfire "fart off" with the disciples, but you gotta realize he was hangin out with a bunch of regular Joes..... a bunch of dudes.   Sorry, but men fart while sitting, walking, sleeping, eating, drinking, laughing, being sick, talking, reading, etc......farts are just farts LOL. 

I said I wanted to throw you down a flight of stairs. Not read a lengthy response. Which I didn't.