Who wins in a Triathlon of Athletics (weight training), Academics, and Pussy Pulling between Go 4 It, Johnnynoname, and Galeniko? 
you'd probably end up winning the pussy pulling of white trash Scotch-Irish females though stud, just make sure to have your Skynyrd tunes a blarin'

"I was cutting the rug
Down at a place called The Jug
With a girl named Linda Lou
When in walked a man
With a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you know who
He said, "Hey there, fellow
With the hair colord yellow
Whatcha tryin' to prove?
'Cause that's my woman there
And I'm a man who cares
And this might be all for you""