9. He shall penetrate their asses for millions of dollars $ in court.
Seriously, "he appeared to be clenching his buttocks"... Listen, most of us have the feeling when we get stopped. "Ah, crap, I rolled thru that stop sign, didn't i?" You're mad at yourself, you feel stupid, you're now late and might get a ticket. If you had to crap a little before those sirens came on, you have to go a lot suddenly.