tell us about the talking snake and the 800 year old boat builder

Tell us about unemployment rate under 5%, decreasing premiums at 3000% less so that employers will give raises, closing gitmo, health insurance for everyone eventhough CBO states that every year there will be at least 30 million without insurance under crapcare, tell us about slashing debt by 50%, or that obamatheclown would be on C-Span going over the budget line by line to remove wasteful spending, that special interest and lobbyists will no longer be part of the culture in Washington DC, that the swamp of corruption will be drained (yet demotwats have been the more corrupted of the two parties in the past 5 years) and that the air will be cleaner while the level of the ocean will stop rising.
You can't hang when it comes to politics so you bring up religion.
But if you must go there since your political arguments are week I will just say the following. As far as the talking snake and the 800 year old boat builder, Obama the Christian concurs.