Lobstah, careful not to become the second booty. You don't need to present yourself as a foul mouthed "hole" on this forum to be accepted. There must be more to you than a sexual object. 
1) I am the  anti-Booty.  Of this there is no question.
2) I contribute a lot to these threads,  such as cutesy nicknames for my butthole,  and the commonly heard, " wait, I thought you didn't like black people?"  Also,  Rowan thinks I contribute clavicle width,  which is not worth a Sandow, apparently, but might be worth a 2014 Biggie award.
3)  If this mustachioed Irish clover wants to think I'm a pile of chocolate covered holes,  BRING IT.