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The Showstoppa

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #25 on: November 25, 2013, 12:47:16 PM »
Quote from: CalvinH on November 25, 2013, 12:25:07 PM
Showstoppa-in a Duke jersey.

Damn!   Thought we were cool.


How about you get to play a round at Augusta, but die choking on a hotdog on the first tee?
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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #26 on: November 25, 2013, 12:54:57 PM »
All those that spoke blasphemy against the Elohim of Y'srael and hid and conspired to hide who is chosen people were and knowingly did evil against his people, the Hebrew Israelites known by many names and did not repent, will cast in a lake of fire...forever.

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #27 on: November 25, 2013, 12:59:34 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on November 25, 2013, 12:54:57 PM
All those that spoke blasphemy against the Elohim of Y'srael and hid and conspired to hide who is chosen people were and knowingly did evil against his people, the Hebrew Israelites known by many names and did not repent, will cast in a lake of fire...forever.

I'll accept this lake of fire anytime of the week :D
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CalvinH

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #28 on: November 25, 2013, 01:01:33 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on November 25, 2013, 12:47:16 PM
Damn!   Thought we were cool.


How about you get to play a round at Augusta, but die choking on a hotdog on the first tee?


 ;D
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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #29 on: November 25, 2013, 01:10:14 PM »
Quote from: Tedim on November 25, 2013, 12:43:10 PM
Wiggs.......assassinated by Mossad

haha the best  :D
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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #30 on: November 25, 2013, 01:22:03 PM »
Quote from: Tedim on November 25, 2013, 12:29:12 PM
Soul Crusher...... dehydration in the middle of a go ruck event holding an unopened water bottle
Or beaten to death with a giant Q-tip. :D
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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #31 on: November 25, 2013, 01:30:36 PM »
Quote from: Tedim on November 25, 2013, 12:43:10 PM
Wiggs.......assassinated by Mossad

They would not waste time on him  :)
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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #32 on: November 25, 2013, 01:32:38 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on November 25, 2013, 12:54:57 PM
All those that spoke blasphemy against the Elohim of Y'srael and hid and conspired to hide who is chosen people were and knowingly did evil against his people, the Hebrew Israelites known by many names and did not repent, will cast in a lake of fire...forever.



There is THE question 4 U in General Topics  ;D

Blacks & chosen "people", makes my day  ;D ;D ;D
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Soul Crusher

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #33 on: November 25, 2013, 01:34:18 PM »
Quote from: CalvinH on November 25, 2013, 12:18:58 PM

chaos-having a heart attack while doing a goruck with soul crusher ;D

YES! ! ! ! ! 
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King Shizzo

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #34 on: November 25, 2013, 01:35:45 PM »
Chaos.....dies from a prolapsed anus while trying to deadlift too much, in front of his black boyfriend.


Calvinh.... Gets eaten alive by a pack of mole rat babies who mistake him for their mother.
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CalvinH

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #35 on: November 25, 2013, 01:36:36 PM »
Nwonder-killer bee attack.
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Soul Crusher

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #36 on: November 25, 2013, 01:37:02 PM »
Option D - in the operating room from exhaustion and the demands of a line a mile long of Obama voters and welfare mobs demanding free obamacare and stuff from him.  
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Tedim

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #37 on: November 25, 2013, 01:39:00 PM »
True Adonis......multiple organ failure from excessive GMO intake, stalks of corn grow from the carcass post mortem   
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CalvinH

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #38 on: November 25, 2013, 01:39:41 PM »
Bigmc-beaten to death by ukjeff and Donny.
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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #39 on: November 25, 2013, 01:42:37 PM »
24k:  Dies from walking into a pole she didn't see and receives massive brain damage but no one notices.  Dies alone surrounded by gold bars while a DVD of Good Times plays on repeat.
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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #40 on: November 25, 2013, 01:43:18 PM »
UKJeff......aneurism rupture from glute flexing while under heat lamps at a professional glam shot studio...
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CalvinH

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #41 on: November 25, 2013, 01:43:55 PM »
Army of One-bent over in the men's room of the Blue Oyster while being surrounded by a bunch of men from the Ugandan navy.



...and being ignored.
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Soul Crusher

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #42 on: November 25, 2013, 01:44:55 PM »
Andreisdaman making a wrong turn down a street in Brooklyn and getting run over a pizza truck
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Tedim

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #43 on: November 25, 2013, 01:47:05 PM »
Bouncer......unfortunate ly mistaken for a mutant "hills have eyes" killer by cub scouts while hiking shirtless, shot with arrows and delivered to authorities bound and cared on a branch like a prize bear
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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #44 on: November 25, 2013, 01:48:18 PM »
Calvin.....unknown, didn't make the list.
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King Shizzo

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #45 on: November 25, 2013, 01:50:12 PM »
True Adonis......has an aneurysm while trying to blow up Jezebelle.
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Soul Crusher

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #46 on: November 25, 2013, 01:50:18 PM »
LittleJ appearing on Maury to contest paternity of one his baby mamas and beaten w a bowling pin by some huge land whale he cheated on who claims he has another chile with but ran out on.  
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CalvinH

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #47 on: November 25, 2013, 01:52:40 PM »
Notsonicemom-with her mouth duct taped shut so she couldn't talk.
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Teutonic Knight

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #48 on: November 25, 2013, 01:53:00 PM »
Exterminated by Dr.Who's Daleks  :D
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CalvinH

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #49 on: November 25, 2013, 01:54:15 PM »
Lobstah-dies having booty being considered smarter then her.
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