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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #50 on: November 25, 2013, 01:55:50 PM »
Stella- trying to fit her feet into a pair of size 10 womens shoes.

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #51 on: November 25, 2013, 01:56:15 PM »
Wiggs-dies and when he meets God see's that he's white.

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #52 on: November 25, 2013, 01:57:14 PM »
Straw Man by a Priest from the Catholic Church beating him/her over the head w a bible and then holding his head under water in the baptismal fountain until he drowns  

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« Reply #53 on: November 25, 2013, 02:03:14 PM »
UkJeffley - meeting Cswol for the first time, up close and personal

Krankenstein - meeting Cswol for the first time, up close and personal

Cswol - Overloading on Carbs, Been Swol, Gon' Stay Swol


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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #54 on: November 25, 2013, 02:03:53 PM »
Soul Crusher - finds out Obama is his father

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #55 on: November 25, 2013, 02:06:20 PM »
Soul Crusher - finds out Obama is his father

NO!!!!!! 

NOT A JOKE AND NOT FUNNY!!!!!

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« Reply #56 on: November 25, 2013, 02:18:08 PM »
Soul Crusher - finds out Obama is his father

Osama can't be the father of ALL the children!

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #57 on: November 25, 2013, 02:25:19 PM »
Some good ones, here.    ;D

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #58 on: November 25, 2013, 02:27:49 PM »
Ron dropped into a huge vat of orange chicken with his mouth sewn shut.

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« Reply #59 on: November 25, 2013, 02:37:05 PM »
Ironmeister - heart attack after accidentally deleting his hard drive of Photoshop software and tbombz images.

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« Reply #60 on: November 25, 2013, 02:39:30 PM »
Blinky -  beaten to death by a random college chick.

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« Reply #61 on: November 25, 2013, 02:42:53 PM »
Ironmeister - heart attack after accidentally deleting his hard drive of Photoshop software and tbombz images.

I would have said suicide after viewing one to many pics of tbumz ass. 
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« Reply #62 on: November 25, 2013, 02:46:05 PM »
Wiggs-dies and when he meets God see's that he's white.

& see Amanda with another 'hebrew'

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« Reply #63 on: November 25, 2013, 02:48:16 PM »
Wiggs-dies and when he meets God see's that he's white.

God is Black. Hope this helps. You all will have on hell of a surprise. Pun intended.

LOL @ Mossad. Bring it.
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« Reply #64 on: November 25, 2013, 02:50:21 PM »
God is Black. Hope this helps. You all will have on hell of a surprise. Pun intended.

LOL @ Mossad. Bring it.

Go to 'General Topics' something for U is there  ;D

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #65 on: November 25, 2013, 02:52:29 PM »
Kwon2 - commits suicide after learning science found a cure for cellulite.
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« Reply #66 on: November 25, 2013, 02:53:10 PM »
Donny in a photo studio figuring out which picture he can manage to post on GB wo getting trolled endlessly over.   ;D

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #67 on: November 25, 2013, 03:08:08 PM »
Goodrum - finds out OnlyMe won the Powerball lottery and has actually only been on vacation.

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« Reply #68 on: November 25, 2013, 03:11:24 PM »
Karl Kox -  cracked one off a little too hard.

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« Reply #69 on: November 25, 2013, 03:14:25 PM »
 Bob Chick -  slipped on an ice cube outside room 7  in the Mirage.

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« Reply #70 on: November 25, 2013, 03:17:30 PM »
Kwon2 - commits suicide after learning science found a cure for cellulite.
;D ;D


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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #71 on: November 26, 2013, 07:17:41 AM »
Vince-accidently choked to death by one of the parts on his arm machine.

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« Reply #72 on: November 26, 2013, 07:19:55 AM »
Calvinh laughing at his own jokes in this thread.

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« Reply #73 on: November 26, 2013, 07:21:21 AM »
240 by Zimmerman walking into the trailor park and confronting him over his posts on GB and 240's glock jamming and Zimm smashing 240's head in the concrete.  

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Re: How would you wish Get Biggers would die....joke thread!
« Reply #74 on: November 26, 2013, 07:23:47 AM »
Bigmc-beaten to death by ukjeff and Donny.

only if I die laughing at them  8)
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