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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #50 on: November 28, 2013, 02:47:00 PM »
Yes, and fairly extensively. The problem is there is no true definition of how they even define what "crossfit" at least that makes sense. We are sandwiched between two crossfit outfits both with in 200 yards of each other. But that's besides the point. There is nothing in what I'm going to say now that I have not said MANY times on here before. So I'm going to say this one more time......it's not the lifts, the rep and recovery of the lifts (O-lifts). The girl in the video seemed to have decent form until she lost it. Why did she lose it? According to the article it was 1. She has only been training for 1-2 years, which isn't a problem BUT 2. She jumped up 25lbs on a technical lift.

Krank likes to make fun of when I call out the lack of progressions but the progressions are everything. We max every week based on what the 1RM is. Example, if I have an athlete that has a 1RM of 315lbs on a squat, the following week is 320-325lbs MAX even if he could do more we don't take beyond that and build from there. Also, programming is more important then the progressions, you can't have one with out the other.

There are little progressions and minimum recovery with high CNS exercises with crossfit which is why the higher injury rate. Just to add a note, comparing crossfit to WSM is an absolutely absurd comparison. They know the risk involved even though the training is sound.


So what is the definition of "worlds strongest man"?  What was the point of mentioning that you are sandwiched between two CF places?  Its about as relevant as a steak joint being sandwhiched between two italian restaurants. 

The reps and the recovery of the lifts.  Ohhhhh.  So you have the magic number that allows athletes to not get injured or overtrain?  How come you don't keep pulling of stupid bodybuilding videos or workouts where they expose 100 rep sets of squats, deads, leg press, etc.  Where articles talking about resting 30 seconds in between sets for maximal growth?  Yes, she made a stupid jump in weight.  No one in a powerlifting competition ever made a stupid jump like that?  Is that what you are trying to say Joe?  PLEASE PLEASE tell me that you're not that dense.

Yes, I am making fun of you Joe.  Your "progression" thing is so damn relative.  Its a fucking buzz word with you.  Its like saying "just cut calories".  Easy to say, but there is no definitive amount.  There never is.  I love the generalized approach you take to the training with CF.  I will say this again, you take a FEW examples and then say everyone is doing that.  Again, please tell me you arent that dense.  Yes I will compare WSM to CF.  Have you ever taken a look at some of the events they have in the WSM???  You want to talk about very little rest time and often at high rep lifting???  So many of their events mimic olympic lifts.  Here is an example...

Overhead Log Lift

Competing singly,  athletes will lift a wooden log from the ground then raise it overhead as many times as possible in the time limit; returning the weight back to the floor in a controlled fashion before attempting to do the next lift.

The winner will be the one who completes as many lifts as possible within the time limit.

Weights: 115kg – Time limit: 75 seconds

Wait a sec.....wait a sec....isn't that similar to something.  I know it.....hmmm....oh yes....THE CLEAN AND JERK (in this case a power clean and power jerk).  250lb+ log lifted as many times as posible in 75 seconds.  I know exactly what you are going to say "But the CF workouts last so much longer".  1) The weights arent that heavy and 2) more often than not there is something in between the lift (opposite movement)


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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #51 on: November 28, 2013, 06:07:40 PM »
With the concussions and main fighters speaking out against fighting anymore in the UFC, are MMA day's numbered? When someone does die in the ring, will States refuse to let MMA cage fighting come to their towns? And if so, will amature MMA type gyms resort to Crossfit? Dana use to be an aerobics instructor. Maybe after the lawsuits start coming in MMA and it's shut down, Dana will go take over Crossfit and go back to his roots...

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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #52 on: November 28, 2013, 08:07:41 PM »
Oh wow...Joe once again bashes Crossfit.   ::) 

I predict that you will still be butt-hurt in 3yrs.  Shall I once again post all the insane stupid shit regular trainers do? 

Yes, give me oiled up men in glittery thongs....SO MUCH better.

Oiled internally as well as externally. 

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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #53 on: November 29, 2013, 12:47:22 AM »
Oiled internally as well as externally. 

Not really. He has no clue. A good guy, but no clue.

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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #54 on: November 29, 2013, 12:58:05 AM »
I don't get calling bodybuilding stupid as a defense of crossfit. Jumping out of a plane without a parachute would be stupid too...wouldn't make crossfit any less stupid.

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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #55 on: November 29, 2013, 07:21:03 AM »
Not really. He has no clue. A good guy, but no clue.

If it helps you to sleep better at to think that Joseph, feel free.  You have yet to ever enlighten me on that thought process of yours.

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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #56 on: November 29, 2013, 07:35:25 AM »
I love these threads! Crossfitters meltdown like bitches every time something negative gets posted about their workouts. :D
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #57 on: November 29, 2013, 07:51:03 AM »
Crossfit is a grueling workout but has dangerous aspects to it and once you're past your mid 30's the body doesn't heal the way it once did. NOT the best way to go.

 As this fad gets more popular and older people start getting into it, the injuries will mount up.  Crossfit will probably go the way of the gravity boot, Cybergenics workouts and step class.

And rightly so.

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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #58 on: November 29, 2013, 08:05:07 AM »
I love these threads! Crossfitters meltdown like bitches every time something negative gets posted about their workouts. :D

Nobody is melting tubby

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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #59 on: November 29, 2013, 08:05:30 AM »

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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #60 on: November 29, 2013, 08:23:48 AM »

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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #61 on: November 29, 2013, 08:45:38 AM »
Nobody is melting tubby
Settle down Twinkenstein, don't get your prostate all worked up.
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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #62 on: November 29, 2013, 08:51:16 AM »
Settle down Twinkenstein, don't get your prostate all worked up.
chaos would have a heart attack doing any Kind of cardio. really is fat looking at his Picture. very overweight. must sweat like a prize Hog ??? most of These fat kunts grow a stupid beard and it Shows the fat bloated face more.

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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #63 on: November 29, 2013, 09:06:13 AM »
Settle down Twinkenstein, don't get your prostate all worked up.

You seem to fancy mens prostates

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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #64 on: November 29, 2013, 09:18:00 AM »
chaos would have a heart attack doing any Kind of cardio. really is fat looking at his Picture. very overweight. must sweat like a prize Hog ??? most of These fat kunts grow a stupid beard and it Shows the fat bloated face more.
Let's compare pics, stud. 8)
Thought so.


You seem to fancy mens prostates
I've lowered my age bracket so you're assed out....your buddy Chiro Flex though....
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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #65 on: November 29, 2013, 09:23:58 AM »

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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #66 on: November 29, 2013, 09:36:22 AM »
Let's compare pics, stud. 8)
Thought so.

I've lowered my age bracket so you're assed out....your buddy Chiro Flex though....

Leave me outta your geriatric fantasies, Prime Muscle.

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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #67 on: November 29, 2013, 10:01:08 AM »
chaos would have a heart attack doing any Kind of cardio. really is fat looking at his Picture. very overweight. must sweat like a prize Hog ??? most of These fat kunts grow a stupid beard and it Shows the fat bloated face more.

He looks like he smells. Fat people smell.
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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #68 on: November 29, 2013, 10:11:47 AM »
He looks like he smells. Fat people smell.
his Pictures make me laugh. talk about fat. he takes the piss out of Bodybuilding and any cardio. I am not a big fan of cross fit but they do work hard and are cardio fit. can you imagine chaos running up stairs say 10 times ...doing interval cardio . they call it HIT now ::) been around for years. better to eat like a fat pig and lift beer kegs.

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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #69 on: November 29, 2013, 10:30:35 AM »
his Pictures make me laugh. talk about fat. he takes the piss out of Bodybuilding and any cardio. I am not a big fan of cross fit but they do work hard and are cardio fit. can you imagine chaos running up stairs say 10 times ...doing interval cardio . they call it HIT now ::) been around for years. better to eat like a fat pig and lift beer kegs.

Chaos is probably the fattest most out of shape pig on here. What's funny tho is hes the one who's always talking the most shit about how other people look...people that are actually in shape too. I guess its a defense mechanism, a preemptive strike or sorts because chaos knows as soon as they see his pictures its game over - jokes on Mr edema.
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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #70 on: November 29, 2013, 10:36:16 AM »

I've lowered my age bracket so you're assed out....your buddy Chiro Flex though....

Bullshit...you want my old man glutes more than Joe does.

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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #71 on: November 29, 2013, 10:44:58 AM »
Chaos is probably the fattest most out of shape pig on here. What's funny tho is hes the one who's always talking the most shit about how other people look...people that are actually in shape too. I guess its a defense mechanism, a preemptive strike or sorts because chaos knows as soon as they see his pictures its game over - jokes on Mr edema.
does he own a Gym? what is it called? would like to find out more about "Chaos" :D

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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #72 on: November 29, 2013, 10:50:18 AM »
does he own a Gym? what is it called? would like to find out more about "Chaos" :D

He said he trains at meridian or something in Cali. I dunno tho, doesnt look like he trains much..
he could be like fatmc saying he trains ufc but no gym in his area has heard of him.
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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #73 on: November 29, 2013, 10:54:19 AM »
He said he trains at meridian or something in Cali. I dunno tho, doesnt look like he trains much..
he could be like fatmc saying he trains ufc but no gym in his area has heard of him.
going to look into it. These dicks Need to be exposed. Fatmac is a Clown. telling People he runs doors and is a Football Hooligan. what a prick.

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Re: More Crossfit Brilliance
« Reply #74 on: November 29, 2013, 11:28:47 AM »