You suck at predictions. Leave the prognostication to El Profeta. He's the man.
Actually my track record has been pretty good.
Remember when I told you the Patriot Act was more about targeting Americans than any supposed terrorists?
Remember when I told you the USA was well on the road to Fascism?
Remember when I told you the price of fuel was going to soar?
Remember when I told you Americans were losing their rights?
Remember when I told you Cyprus bail ins weren't a one off, and it would be rolled out across the board?
...and you just laughed.
For anyone who's been paying attention, and keeping track, my track record has been pretty darned good!