Lobstah appreciation thread

[Lobstah]

Good looking guys don't want to watch a movie with a fucking  stranger .

That note was a ""Do you wanna fuck ?'' note , you said you didn't seal the deal , either he was gay or he kicked you out after he shot his load in your mouth .

That was definitely not a "do you wanna fuck" note. I asked him out on a date. I could've said "we live next to each other. I'll bring over popcorn if you pick a movie." I didn't.

And no, no loads were released anywhere near me. No clothes were removed in his presence, no kneepads required, no boobs touched, no butts groped, no hair stroked, no fluids anywhere at all.
I'm certain he's not gay haha. Did it ever occur to you that some dudes are capable of being NICE to girls they don't know?

[anabolichalo]

are his delts photoshoped or full of oil?

[Lobstah]

because you are black?

Because there are girls WAY hotter than I am, readily available on every street of every city?
Because that dude is a ten and dudes who are tens can score twelves in this city?
Because I was a stranger, and I looked like shit having just come from the gym?
Because I'm the kind of dork who writes dudes notes instead of saying "Hey, you wanna go out"?
Because I'm awkward with men?
Because I'm awkward IN LIFE?

There's a neverending stream of reasons why I would never give me the time of day if I were that guy.

[che]

Did it ever occur to you that some dudes are capable of being NICE to girls they don't know?

Yeah, gay dudes .

                                                                     PS: that was a '' Do you wanna fuck'' note.

[bigmc]

Seriously, I would never talk to me if I were this dude, but HEY, I GUESS NOTES WORK.

is that pic taken in a public bathroom 

ripped guy

hair to oily would not hit

[Lobstah]

are his delts photoshoped or full of oil?

Neither. He's 6'4" or something, and somewhat of a gym rat. He eats perfectly and lifts. Haha, his shoulders aren't even that big, relative to the rest of him. What are you on about?

[anabolichalo]

Because there are girls WAY hotter than I am, readily available on every street of every city?
Because that dude is a ten and dudes who are tens can score twelves in this city?
Because I was a stranger, and I looked like shit having just come from the gym?
Because I'm the kind of dork who writes dudes notes instead of saying "Hey, you wanna go out"?
Because I'm awkward with men?
Because I'm awkward IN LIFE?

There's a neverending stream of reasons why I would never give me the time of day if I were that guy.

yes but you are hittable and that's good enough for a juiced up dude loaded on androgens


would probably not marry you unless you trap him with a child he didnt really want

[anabolichalo]

Neither. He's 6'4" or something, and somewhat of a gym rat. He eats perfectly and lifts. Haha, his shoulders aren't even that big, relative to the rest of him. What are you on about?

heh they are insanely caped

[Lobstah]

yes but you are hittable and that's good enough for a juiced up dude loaded on androgens


would probably not marry you unless you trap him with a child he didnt really want

Nothing living is sliding out of this birth canal EVER, unless science finds a way for me to birth puppies. I could then trap men with Jack Russells they didn't know they wanted, but children? Never. Gross.

[anabolichalo]

Nothing living is sliding out of this birth canal EVER, unless science finds a way for me to birth puppies. I could then trap men with Jack Russells they didn't know they wanted, but children? Never. Gross.

did you feel this way before getting on male hormones?

[Lobstah]

did you feel this way before getting on male hormones?

HAAAAAAAAAA, I like that you both assume I am taking male hormones AND that me hating children has something to do with A HOBBY.
Children have never been a part of my plan. No maternal instinct. The little fuckers spread disease and are incredibly needy. They're like genital warts that GROW UP. Not interested. Never was.

[Kwon_2]

LOBSA

If Prince Dianabol lived next-door to you, would you have written him a similar note?

[Lobstah]

I would give birth to FIVE of these, but sadly, that's not within the realm of possibility.

[Alex23]

HAAAAAAAAAA, I like that you both assume I am taking male hormones AND that me hating children has something to do with A HOBBY.
Children have never been a part of my plan. No maternal instinct. The little fuckers spread disease and are incredibly needy. They're like genital warts that GROW UP. Not interested. Never was.

Used to think that way.. until I had my own. Aren't you concerned you might regret it in your 40's?

[yakemsky]

guys should wanna go out with you cause you come across as cool, down to earth and a decent chick. You dont fish for complements on this board, you don't feel any "need" to fit in or try way to hard to be one of the guys, and you sure dont seem like a filthy whore,......unlike some female poster (singular no s) on this site.

that guy is lucky to hang with you, hope it works out

OMG I just read your sig for the first time ever after I typed this. LOL you are awesome, Im   a fan

[Lobstah]

LOBSA

If Prince Dianabol lived next-door to you, would you have written him a similar note?

Absolutely not. But he already knows that, since he reads black women's minds.
I'm not really into ignorant bigots - not my thing.

[Lobstah]

Used to think that way.. until I had my own. Aren't you concerned you might regret it in your 40's?

No.
And also, fear of regret is a shitty reason to bring a child into the world, so I'm not going that route.

[anabolichalo]

Absolutely not. But he already knows that, since he reads black women's minds.
I'm not really into ignorant bigots - not my thing.

i would romance you of course

i would not tell you the facts like on getbig


you would dream away as my 17" shredded arms hold you

[HockeyFightFan]

That was definitely not a "do you wanna fuck" note. I asked him out on a date. I could've said "we live next to each other. I'll bring over popcorn if you pick a movie." I didn't.

And no, no loads were released anywhere near me. No clothes were removed in his presence, no kneepads required, no boobs touched, no butts groped, no hair stroked, no fluids anywhere at all.
I'm certain he's not gay haha. Did it ever occur to you that some dudes are capable of being NICE to girls they don't know?

Starting to sound A LOT like booty....

[Kwon_2]

Absolutely not. But he already knows that, since he reads black women's minds.
I'm not really into ignorant bigots - not my thing.

I thought he LOVED black people, he has some special affection for them.

[Lobstah]

guys should wanna go out with you cause you come across as cool, down to earth and a decent chick. You dont fish for complements on this board, you don't feel any "need" to fit in or try way to hard to be one of the guys, and you sure dont seem like a filthy whore,......unlike some female poster (singular no s) on this site.

that guy is lucky to hang with you, hope it works out

MEGA LOLS.
Also, it is in the past. I moved out and that chapter closed. I'm awkward with new guys now. Working on my awkward game. Perfecting the art of letting my weirdness do the work.

[Lobstah]

Starting to sound A LOT like booty....

by NOT trying to blow a dude?

[anabolichalo]

I thought he LOVED black people, he has some special affection for them.

pretty much

i love black bitches and i love ronnie coleman (in a platonic heterosexual way)


lobster is just mad i objectify them by analyzing them in depth

[HockeyFightFan]

by NOT trying to blow a dude?

You know exactly what you're doing here.

The virgins (and site retard) fall for the fake sexual innuendo and lame coyish responses.

But, by all means continue, I'm not the "Attention Whoring" police. 

[Lobstah]

You know exactly what you're doing here.

The virgins (and site retard) fall for the fake sexual innuendo and lame coyish responses.

But, by all means continue, I'm not the "Attention Whoring" police. 

I used innuendo?
Also, I have been anything but coy. We've already established that I have a main bitch and a side bitch on these boards, and one or both could get fucked in half (at least on looks alone). But if it's some dude whose opinion I GIVE A SHIT about? Different story. Pants stay on.