You probably don't have any hair. 
so what if I didn't? lol I'm a man.
and I have a head full of hair... i'll shave it in a heartbeat. not like I give a fuck.... I'm sure as hell not gonna frost it like some 80's hooker on Sunset.
maybe that's still "in" in whatever your country is called.... but here, in the US, the center of the universe, that shit is as played out as neegrows wearing their pants falling off their ass.