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Amazon Drones
« on: December 04, 2013, 10:58:41 AM »
haha, wow!

Amazon Prime Air is a delivery system Amazon Inc. plans to implement into their service by the year 2015. Small packages purchased through Amazon.com will be shipped to the buyer via air drone in as little as 30 minutes.






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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2013, 11:04:19 AM »
Yeah until a gust of wind blows one into some kids face...or a car windshield.

I saw that piece too.  Dont see it actually happening..the liability is enormous.   Unmanned helicopters with multiple rotors whizzing through neighborhoods.  And they aren't piloted..they are dumb....programmed coordinates

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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2013, 11:07:57 AM »
Yeah until a gust of wind blows one into some kids face...or a car windshield.

I saw that piece too.  Dont see it actually happening..the liability is enormous.   Unmanned helicopters with multiple rotors whizzing through neighborhoods.  And they aren't piloted..they are dumb....programmed coordinates



Just wait until some redneck reports a UFO sighting ;D

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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2013, 11:11:23 AM »


Just wait until some redneck reports a UFO sighting ;D

LOL.

or poor people start knocking them out of the sky and taking the shit.

An unmanned plastic helicopter with a 600 dollar tablet hanging from it... What could possibly go wrong.

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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2013, 11:13:44 AM »
LOL.

or poor people start knocking them out of the sky and taking the shit.


Or they fall out of the sky trying to support the weight of all the books that CalvinH dr.chimps ordered ;D

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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2013, 11:15:33 AM »
 :)just another sign that the end is near. ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2013, 11:16:40 AM »
LOL.

or poor people start knocking them out of the sky and taking the shit.

An unmanned plastic helicopter with a 600 dollar tablet hanging from it... What could possibly go wrong.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

probably be safer for it flying through afghanistan

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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2013, 11:36:04 AM »
Fuck that.  I'd keep the drone, disable the tracking device then sell them to the Pakis for lots of money.

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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2013, 11:36:59 AM »
:)just another sign that the end is nigh. ::) ::) ::)

fixed

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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2013, 11:42:19 AM »
Fuck that.  I'd keep the drone, disable the tracking device then sell them to the Pakis for lots of money.


Iran will claim that they shot it down and then build a fake mock up.

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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2013, 11:58:34 AM »
It would be a good way to kill people.  Look honey our package arrived....boom....

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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2013, 12:04:25 PM »
Flaying pizza delivery  :D

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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2013, 12:06:53 PM »
I would use this to eliminate my rivals.

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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2013, 12:16:51 PM »
LOL.

or poor people start knocking them out of the sky and taking the shit.

An unmanned plastic helicopter with a 600 dollar tablet hanging from it... What could possibly go wrong.

I'm sure they'll think of this before it takes effect. They'll be goverened by same federal mail laws that are in place now. You mess with one & you just got fed time.

Btw those rotors are harmless.

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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2013, 12:20:25 PM »
Young hooligans will be trying to take them down out of the sky

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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2013, 12:33:08 PM »
Young hooligans hebrews will be trying to take them down out of the sky

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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2013, 12:42:59 PM »
TARGET PRACTICE

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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2013, 12:44:37 PM »


Just wait until some redneck reports a UFO sighting ;D

Wont be a "report". We will just shoot them down. 

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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2013, 12:50:34 PM »
How will this thing navigate through my powerlines and trees? Also it will only go 10 miles from a distribution center. There isnt one 200 miles from my house and I live in NY. Will they deliver to the ghetto? Will my shipping cost's increase? Fuck this shit, sounds like a free marketing ploy.

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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2013, 01:10:38 PM »
I can't see this happening, but possible of course.
Only in America, is "next day air" not good enough to get their Shakeweight in time to burn holiday fat.
Age of the self important.  I need my package NOW!  Then I'll get back on my iDick and order something else, while checking my Twitter, then posting my findings on Facebook.
If the country imploded, I can't say I wouldn't have a little smile on my face. :D
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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2013, 01:16:54 PM »
How will this thing navigate through my powerlines and trees? Also it will only go 10 miles from a distribution center. There isnt one 200 miles from my house and I live in NY. Will they deliver to the ghetto? Will my shipping cost's increase? Fuck this shit, sounds like a free marketing ploy.

It won't. Correct. True. No. For sure. Exactly.

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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2013, 02:12:54 PM »
Until some Redneck shoots it down :D

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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2013, 02:23:11 PM »
I can't see this happening, but possible of course.
Only in America, is "next day air" not good enough to get their Shakeweight in time to burn holiday fat.
Age of the self important.  I need my package NOW!  Then I'll get back on my iDick and order something else, while checking my Twitter, then posting my findings on Facebook.
If the country imploded, I can't say I wouldn't have a little smile on my face. :D

Why is ordering something online & getting it quick a bad thing? God damn you're retarded.

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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2013, 02:48:33 PM »
I'm sure they'll think of this before it takes effect. They'll be goverened by same federal mail laws that are in place now. You mess with one & you just got fed time.

Btw those rotors are harmless.

do you really think they'll go through the effort to track down where the shot pellets that obliterated it came from? redencks see these things flying over their property and they go bye bye package gets stolen ect. Enforcement would be too costly. 


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Re: Amazon Drones
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2013, 03:13:23 PM »
Flaying pizza delivery  :D



watched this the other day on tv, plain stupidity