I can't see this happening, but possible of course.
Only in America, is "next day air" not good enough to get their Shakeweight in time to burn holiday fat.
Age of the self important. I need my package NOW! Then I'll get back on my iDick and order something else, while checking my Twitter, then posting my findings on Facebook.
If the country imploded, I can't say I wouldn't have a little smile on my face.
