Author Topic: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.  (Read 5360 times)

funk51

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 40044
  • Getbig!
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #100 on: December 09, 2013, 11:20:33 AM »
beatoffmaster here, you suck, you look like a swimmer , i'm much better than you all my [butt] "buddies" will vouch for that. i won't put up a picture because i don't want to shame you.                       blast from the past. ::) ::) ::) ::)           
F

Man of Steel

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19388
  • Isaiah40:28-31 ✝ Romans10:9 ✝ 1Peter3:15
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #101 on: December 09, 2013, 11:33:02 AM »
He is great man who I will one day introduce my son to.


Man of Steel

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19388
  • Isaiah40:28-31 ✝ Romans10:9 ✝ 1Peter3:15
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #102 on: December 09, 2013, 11:48:07 AM »
shut u p  you.   big beef it betil has   slabs of pec like oxan

Man of Steel

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19388
  • Isaiah40:28-31 ✝ Romans10:9 ✝ 1Peter3:15
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #103 on: December 09, 2013, 11:51:58 AM »
For the delicate ladies of distant lands love me as the birds do a dewy branch.



And like the birds I give them a gorgeous fleshy perch for them to rest on.




I am




your friend

IronMeister

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3280
  • Übermacht
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #104 on: December 09, 2013, 12:03:10 PM »
He is great man who I will one day introduce my son to.



Man of Steel

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19388
  • Isaiah40:28-31 ✝ Romans10:9 ✝ 1Peter3:15
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #105 on: December 09, 2013, 12:07:17 PM »
Not one of you unwashed pedestrian miscreants could prepare a biscuit worthy of my champion dachshunds Princess Lilibridge and Sir Pepperide Coventry.

The only way to make a truly delicious southern biscuit is as follows:

Thomas Jefferson's Sweet Independence Potato Biscuits:

Ingredients
5 cups "00" Italian flour
1 cup packed light brown sugar
2 tablespoons baking powder
1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground ginger
1/2 teaspoon ground allspice
1 cup solid frozen vegetable shortening
2 cups roasted, mashed, and cooled sweet potatoes (only the choicest selection from my championship garden)
1 cup heavy cream (my farmhands milk and skim the cream daily for my meals)
1/2 cup coarsely chopped pecans

Please note that if you're using "puh-caans" in the recipe if will not turn out.  One must harvest only the finest home grown "pee-cans" from their own award winning pecan tree grove.

Begin lighting your custom outdoor oven built in 1794 with the tenderest, freshest logs of your award winning peach tree grove.
The fire must only be stoked to no more 387 degrees and must remain perfectly even for baking.

Now....

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 28959
  • evolving
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #106 on: December 09, 2013, 01:18:59 PM »
dj181

I only like myself, maybe my mom.

dj181

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 26467
  • Dog sees 🐿️
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #107 on: December 09, 2013, 01:24:01 PM »
dj181

I only like myself, maybe my mom.


lol

and maybe these guys...


HockeyFightFan

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4947
  • Getgay is Beneath Me
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #108 on: December 09, 2013, 01:29:29 PM »
Wow has this thread de-railed. The purpose was for Adam the elven ear toting troglodyte to post a recent picture to counter no ones. Instead this limp wristed cock ottoman blows the dust off his 1995 collection of photos and scans them into getbig. Then out of nowhere the handicapped school bus pulls up and as soon as the ramp is lowered tbombz peddles his tricycle furiously to get into the action. For some reason tbombz is trying to mash that Bonk sized head of his into this discussion by showing off photos of him looking like he should be wearing leather chaps and getting cornholed in the gloryhole stall of Manhattans premier Bear Club called "FUR". Adonis, upload a photo with a time stamp, nobody gives a fuck about your tullip garden or petrified wood collection.

 ;D

HockeyFightFan

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4947
  • Getgay is Beneath Me
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #109 on: December 09, 2013, 01:32:15 PM »
hipolito mejia aka Joel Goldberg, your mundane, harelip lisped commentaries, however inaccurate, do provide a glimpse into your oblong headed obsession with man-bear-pigs as well as your heroic attempts to steal a pair of their soiled and worn Fruit of the Looms so you can wear them as a face mask to huff through as Darth Gaydar while you stalk cub scouts outside the local YMCA.  Aside from the warped and vile thoughts festering in that colossal boil you call a head, which might I add would make Chris Hanson weep to his knees, you constantly mash those crooked cum coated snausages you call fingers on your Hewlett Packard soft-key starting new threads which rival the entertainment value of watching "tbombz" braid his rastafari-esque taint hairs in different lanyard patterns which he learned from 58 year old Camp Counselor Chip behind the Gymnastics center at day camp. Because these sickening images get your mis-shapen dreidel of a penis at half mast, that doesn't mean you need to keep posting new threads over and over of these cock-clit sporting Brunhildas. Now, kindly squat your gelatinous carcass on all fours which is no new position to a pissant like yourself, and walk your way out through getbigs 'doggie door' before I wrap your dandruff riddled single stranded Ace Ventura cowlick around that greasy eczema infested neck, use your suspenders to hang you from the top of the Rainbow buffet flag pole, and watch you get the "21 fag salute", you vile heathen.

 ;D

arce1988

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 24630
  • ARCE USA USMC
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #110 on: December 09, 2013, 04:49:02 PM »
 :D ;D

Mr Nobody

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 40197
  • Falcon gives us new knowledge every single day.
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #111 on: December 09, 2013, 04:55:19 PM »

DanielPaul

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 2167
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #112 on: December 09, 2013, 05:10:08 PM »
Hey guys I'm gonna be t-pimping in LA tonight and looking for a little guy on guy action while on numerous elicit drug at the same time I'll be wearing this new tricked out bunny suit with just the butthole cut out desperately waiting for a gifter to come and deliver a hot load to my ass.

arce1988

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 24630
  • ARCE USA USMC
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #113 on: December 09, 2013, 05:11:10 PM »
  I hope Chi wins

Notsonicemom

  • Getbig II
  • **
  • Posts: 280
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #114 on: December 09, 2013, 05:23:02 PM »
another list I wont make...CalvinH

Roger Bacon

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 20957
  • Roger Bacon tries to be witty and fails
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #115 on: December 09, 2013, 05:45:31 PM »
My impression of uberman:

The patient arrived on time. He is alert, pleasant, and cooperative. He is well groomed and maintains good eye contact. Intelligence is above average. Insight and judgment are good. He is oriented to time, place, and person. Memory is good for immediate and recent recall of three objects. He recalls presidents Bush, Clinton, and Bush. He is able to spell the word “world” in both forward and reverse directions accurately, but with a bit of difficulty in reverse. Speech is goal-directed, coherent, and of normal rate and tone. Mood is “good,” but affect is anxious. The patient becomes more anxious with some of the questioning during the mental status examination, particularly proverb interpretation. He denies auditory or visual hallucinations. He denies suicidal or homicidal ideation. He states that the proverb, “People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones” is “speaking about not being hypocritical.”

FORMULATION:
The patient is a 36-year-old Caucasian male with a long history of depression and attention deficits. Hyperactivity criteria are essentially absent. Although medications have been somewhat efficacious, he has residual symptoms that are quite troublesome.

DIAGNOSES:
AXIS I 296.32 Major depression, recurrent, moderate.
314.00 Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder, inattentive type.
AXIS II V71.09 No diagnosis.
AXIS III History of gastroesophageal reflux disease, status post Nissen fundoplication, variable hypertension of uncertain etiology, retinal damage from the wrestling injury, chronic back pain.
AXIS IV Occupational problems, other psychosocial and environmental problems.
AXIS V Current GAF: 54. Highest in the past year: 54.

STRENGTHS:
Above average intelligence, college education, stable employment.

PROGNOSIS:
Good, if the patient follows through with appropriate treatment. Without proper treatment, the patient will likely have further substantial deterioration of psychosocial functioning.

arce1988

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 24630
  • ARCE USA USMC
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #116 on: December 09, 2013, 05:46:23 PM »
 ouch

Mr Nobody

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 40197
  • Falcon gives us new knowledge every single day.
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #117 on: December 09, 2013, 05:46:31 PM »
Roger is a Bacon Head all the way a big dude.

Roger Bacon

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 20957
  • Roger Bacon tries to be witty and fails
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #118 on: December 09, 2013, 05:49:14 PM »
Roger is a Bacon Head all the way a big dude.


Thanks neegul!!!

Roger Bacon

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 20957
  • Roger Bacon tries to be witty and fails
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #119 on: December 09, 2013, 05:55:10 PM »
My impression of kwon would just be me quoting someone else's unfunny post until it becomes hilarious.

Les Grossman

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 2172
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #120 on: December 09, 2013, 07:02:54 PM »
"Sex with Runningmom was like tattooing a bobcat's ass in a phone booth".    -    Chaos

 ;D

Wiggs

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 40820
  • Child of Y'srael
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #121 on: December 09, 2013, 07:38:55 PM »
For the delicate ladies of distant lands love me as the birds do a dewy branch.



And like the birds I give them a gorgeous fleshy perch for them to rest on.




I am




your friend

Are you the legendary Frenchman?
7

arce1988

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 24630
  • ARCE USA USMC
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #122 on: December 09, 2013, 08:53:00 PM »
 Ha! Chi smashed Dal!  :D ;D

anabolichalo

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 20049
  • my love for ronnie will never die
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #123 on: December 10, 2013, 01:04:00 PM »
Excuse me while I eat orange chicken off a fitness girls ass.
their skin must be smelly and sticky from the male hormones

gross

Man of Steel

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 19388
  • Isaiah40:28-31 ✝ Romans10:9 ✝ 1Peter3:15
Re: Write a post as if you are another Getbigger.
« Reply #124 on: December 10, 2013, 01:34:04 PM »
Ha! Chi smashed Dal!  :D ;D

Yes, "the Boys" were quite the red-headed stepkids in Chitown!

The defense might be an issue to look into LOL.