Author Topic: Open offer to Chaos (Read 30806 times)

Soul Crusher · « **on:** December 11, 2013, 08:23:22 AM »

You think the stuff I do is so easy - that's cool.

There is a December 28, 2013 GRC in Huntington Beach - start is 1:00 am

I will send you all my gear, my Ruck, my head lamp, everything you need for this, and even pay your entry fee. Total value probably $500 or so at least if you want to do this.

Deal or no?

chaos · « **Reply #1 on:** December 11, 2013, 08:28:09 AM »

Let me jump over a desk, crawl under a chair and hurdle myself across the room to check my calender.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #2 on:** December 11, 2013, 08:35:43 AM »

Quote from: chaos on December 11, 2013, 08:28:09 AM

Let me jump over a desk, crawl under a chair and hurdle myself across the room to check my calender.

That takes about 2 minutes - you still have probably 12:58:00 left - w 50lbs on your back

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #3 on:** December 11, 2013, 08:42:08 AM »

I'll bet even Coach will take me up on this.

bigmc · « **Reply #4 on:** December 11, 2013, 08:59:16 AM »

why dont you two just fuck and get it over with

CalvinH · « **Reply #5 on:** December 11, 2013, 09:09:51 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on December 11, 2013, 08:59:16 AM

why dont you two just fuck and get it over with

Sounds like Pole Smoker wants to try but he's afraid chaos doesn't have enough stamina for him.

chaos · « **Reply #6 on:** December 11, 2013, 09:10:34 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on December 11, 2013, 08:59:16 AM

why dont you two just fuck and get it over with

We're waiting for you and Donny and ukjeff and Josh to leave the room.

I thought it was pretty clear that I would not partake in these wanna be Rambo, homosexual acts

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #7 on:** December 11, 2013, 09:14:53 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on December 11, 2013, 09:09:51 AM

Sounds like Pole Smoker wants to try but he's afraid chaos doesn't have enough stamina for him.

LMFAO - dude you think Warrior Dash is a challenge. LOL!!!!!!

Warrior Dash is a fucking joke

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #8 on:** December 11, 2013, 09:15:29 AM »

Quote from: chaos on December 11, 2013, 09:10:34 AM

We're waiting for you and Donny and ukjeff and Josh to leave the room.

I thought it was pretty clear that I would not partake in these wanna be Rambo, homosexual acts

Cop out - twink

chaos · « **Reply #9 on:** December 11, 2013, 09:25:37 AM »

Quote from: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 09:15:29 AM

Cop out - twink

Lol
You run these "events" so you can grope strange men and women.

benchmstr · « **Reply #10 on:** December 11, 2013, 09:28:01 AM »

Judging by the title this thread had me a little concerned

Bench

chaos · « **Reply #11 on:** December 11, 2013, 09:30:31 AM »

Quote from: benchmstr on December 11, 2013, 09:28:01 AM

Judging by the title this thread had me a little concerned

Bench

Pole Muncher is upset that I'm not impressed with his attempts at being Johnny Rambo.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #12 on:** December 11, 2013, 09:31:00 AM »

Quote from: benchmstr on December 11, 2013, 09:28:01 AM

Judging by the title this thread had me a little concerned

Bench

I like chicks w fat ass and boobs . . . . . .

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #13 on:** December 11, 2013, 09:41:02 AM »

The fact that so many boys and girls who work desk jobs manage to finish these things speaks volumes about the difficulty.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #14 on:** December 11, 2013, 09:55:04 AM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on December 11, 2013, 09:41:02 AM

The fact that so many boys and girls who work desk jobs manage to finish these things speaks volumes about the difficulty.

You would not - just saying.

25 hours - 45 miles w 50lbs on your back - straight - do the math.

chaos · « **Reply #15 on:** December 11, 2013, 09:58:33 AM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on December 11, 2013, 09:41:02 AM

The fact that so many boys and girls who work desk jobs manage to finish these things speaks volumes about the difficulty.

CalvinH · « **Reply #16 on:** December 11, 2013, 09:58:38 AM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on December 11, 2013, 09:41:02 AM

The fact that so many boys and girls who work desk jobs manage to finish these things speaks volumes about the difficulty.

Depends on the one you choose...some are much easier then others.
the one's I've done are only 5 k.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #17 on:** December 11, 2013, 10:04:30 AM »

Quote from: chaos on December 11, 2013, 09:58:33 AM

LOL - you are so fucking obese and fat you could not even run a road 5k - WTF you talking about blimpy.

Same w Zumba / Tae Bo idiot - would not last one hour in GRC

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #18 on:** December 11, 2013, 10:09:32 AM »

I am sure that with a few months of training I would clean house at the most "difficult" of these "races".

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #19 on:** December 11, 2013, 10:11:35 AM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on December 11, 2013, 10:09:32 AM

I am sure that with a few months of training I would clean house at the most "difficult" of these "races".

Probably - but it takes training to do this shit well - its not easy.

CalvinH · « **Reply #20 on:** December 11, 2013, 10:16:49 AM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on December 11, 2013, 10:09:32 AM

I am sure that with a few months of training I would clean house at the most "difficult" of these "races".

The obstacles are the fun part..the running sucks.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #21 on:** December 11, 2013, 10:18:09 AM »

Quote from: Cleanest Natural on December 11, 2013, 10:09:32 AM

I am sure that with a few months of training I would clean house at the most "difficult" of these "races".

Here you go - a few months and you will dominate- LMFAO!!!!! LOL Delusional

https://www.goruck.com/en/heavy

bigmc · « **Reply #22 on:** December 11, 2013, 10:22:52 AM »

Quote from: chaos on December 11, 2013, 09:10:34 AM

We're waiting for you and Donny and ukjeff and Josh to leave the room.

I thought it was pretty clear that I would not partake in these wanna be Rambo, homosexual acts

touche

at ;east sould crusher has offered to pay you for this ~~wrestling match~~ race

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #23 on:** December 11, 2013, 10:47:05 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on December 11, 2013, 10:22:52 AM

touche

at ;east sould crusher has offered to pay you for this ~~wrestling match~~ race

Correct - Ill pay for Chaos to do this right now.

GR Challenge December 28 - Huntington Beach , 1:00 am

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #24 on:** December 11, 2013, 11:00:13 AM »

Quote from: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 10:18:09 AM

Here you go - a few months and you will dominate- LMFAO!!!!! LOL Delusional

https://www.goruck.com/en/heavy

I did real sports with real athletes. I am positive that training to beat some accountants who go ruck on the weekends won't be much of a challenge. You are pretty good at it, right?