Annoying dads with their kid's pics...

[NelsonMuntz]

I am usually happy for any of my friends and family who just had a kid, however I do remove them from my facebook news feed wall asap as the 3000 new pics of their kid every week does get old quick.

facebook and new parents is the equivalent of the co worker new dad cornering you in the office to show the latest 3000 pictures they took of their little shit machine that week.

trust me most people are being sincere with the  facebook comments about your kid the first few weeks, after that they have you off their wall or are just being polite while secretly hoping you will stop soon with the spamming

I wish more new parents would understand how fucking annoying they are after their kid was born, we don't need a minute by minute pictorial update a week or 2 after the birth

[Coach is Back!]

child abuse

destroying his skeleton all for daddy's ego

Are you one of those delusional people who actually believe that? Seems to be.

[anabolichalo]

Are you one of those delusional people who actually believe that? Seems to be.

nothing delusional about it

it's a fact you are pushing your children down the path of destruction you took yourself

[Alex23]

He knows Im not Alex.  Alex and I just happen to both be proud dads who love our kids

A concept that antisocial lonely bastards like "lub-'er-men" will never understand.

Kinda sad actually.

[Man of Steel]

LOL... I'm officially one of them. My little guy is so sweet and cute. just looking at him makes me crack a smile from ear to ear  . He wakes up smiling everyday, goes to bed happy as a lil' teddy bear, kissing daddy then latching on mommy's (that used to be my move  )

I don't think showing off kid pics is a bragging thing, I think it's human nature to want to spread joy to others. What is comedy after all? Spreading laughter therefore happiness to others.

GodSpeed of Epic leans of happiness.

Congrats man!!  I think that's awesome.  I love bein a Daddy myself. 

My daughter's gonna be 4 next month.....she's been an absolute blessing.  Except last night when I literally wanted to drop kick her down the block, but otherwise an absolute blessing!!

We're hoping for another in 2014 so we'll keep tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin......yeah, I'm not a virgin.   

[Alex23]

Congrats man!!  I think that's awesome.  I love bein a Daddy myself. 

My daughter's gonna be 4 next month.....she's been an absolute blessing.  Except last night when I literally wanted to drop kick her down the block, but otherwise an absolute blessing!!

We're hoping for another in 2014 so we'll keep tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin......yeah, I'm not a virgin.   

LOL... I'm sure the desire to drop kick his ass thru a bay window will come soon enough for me too... but so far he's so freaking cute. 7-8 months-ers are a chick magnet too... fuck the irony...

Hey good luck with having a 2nd. I'm sure it'll happen soon. We're shooting (loads) for a 2nd probably in march...

[Man of Steel]

LOL... I'm sure the desire to drop kick his ass thru a bay window will come soon enough for me too... but so far he's so freaking cute. 7-8 months-ers are a chick magnet too... fuck the irony...

Hey good luck with having a 2nd. I'm sure it'll happen soon. We're shooting (loads) for a 2nd probably in march...

There's nothing like pushin my daugher in cart in a store by myself while the wife is off shopping elsewhere in the store.  I pop a tricep, ball up a bicep, bounce a pec while my daughter bats those endless eyelashes and says, "Hi!  What's your name?" to every man and woman.  The ladies LOL.........dang.....if I were a single Dad it would be cake.   Forget clubbing, bars, online dating, church socials, etc......me, my daughter and the grocery store.....all day LOL.

My wife returns, laughs in my face and levels sets me quickly, "Get real hun, they think she's cute.....you can put the safety back on the guns."

[OTHstrong]

Congrats man!!  I think that's awesome.  I love bein a Daddy myself. 

My daughter's gonna be 4 next month.....she's been an absolute blessing.  Except last night when I literally wanted to drop kick her down the block, but otherwise an absolute blessing!!

We're hoping for another in 2014 so we'll keep tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin and tryin......yeah, I'm not a virgin.   

so you are going to try 137 times 

[Alex23]

There's nothing like pushin my daugher in cart in a store by myself while the wife is off shopping elsewhere in the store.  I pop a tricep, ball up a bicep, bounce a pec while my daughter bats those endless eyelashes and says, "Hi!  What's your name?" to every man and woman.  The ladies LOL.........dang.....if I were a single Dad it would be cake.   Forget clubbing, bars, online dating, church socials, etc......me, my daughter and the grocery store.....all day LOL.

My wife returns, laughs in my face and levels sets me quickly, "Get real hun, they think she's cute.....you can put the safety back on the guns."