Only in CanadaThe CRTC (Canada's equivalent to the FCC) those diligent watchdogs and hard nosed vigilant(e) protectors of Culture across Canadian airwaves are screaming again, and this time, it's the porn channels that have got them all hot & bothered. They want to see some changes, ...and FAST!
Those uncompromising defenders of all things Canadian... {whisper}: ok, uncompromising defenders of all things 35% Canadian are bemoaning the lack of 'can con' Before you start picturing some super duper condom that protects adults from the moral & physical consequences of their vices, or some weird, kinky, convoluted sexual position from the Kama Sutra that only the most limber of gymnasts could master, it seems the various porn channels aren't pumping out enough "Canadian Content." ...and they think the closed captioning for the hearing impaired quite frankly... SUCKS!
Looks like Chatsworth is just going to have to rectify this somehow. It's not yet known if showing more beaver closeups, or perhaps having the performers eat copious amounts of beaver tail will satisfy the CRTC's desires for now, ...after all they are our national animal, and considered quite the delicacy.
PS: All naughty puns intended.